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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Dr Scoofles posted:

My dog woke me up this morning by licking my eye. My eye! I was unconscious and then I had a tongue pry my eyelid open and touch my eye. My day is ruined.

Enjoy your conjunctivitis! :toot:

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

YeahTubaMike posted:

This made me laugh and was a nice breath of fresh air after all the horrifying medical stories.

I thought if another peeve though -- Red Sox fans who think everyone from NYC cares about the Yanks-Sox rivalry.

Boston sports fans are my pet peeve and I've never even lived in the northeast.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I know my reputation on the forums and all that but this is a genuine peeve and I don't know what it is: Strong Accents, particularly Southern. Someone calls me with a REALLY thick accent and it just drives me crazy. I can tell its going to be a bad time and usually I'm right. I think its because of the type of people i talk to rather than the accents themselves, but I find it bleeding over into my non-work life. If I hear a really strong New York or Southern Accent I immediately shut down and try to get away from the person.

It makes me feel bad, but my brain just sees it as anathema for some reason.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Henchman of Santa posted:

Boston sports fans are my pet peeve and I've never even lived in the northeast.

This is why the Cubs cannot be allowed to win the world series

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Dr Scoofles posted:

My dog woke me up this morning by licking my eye. My eye! I was unconscious and then I had a tongue pry my eyelid open and touch my eye. My day is ruined.
My cat's done this by licking inside my nose :gonk: It's horrible and I feel for you.

Also, maybe this would be best served in the college bitch thread, but the fact that colleges charge for PDFs of transcripts. Not even a paper copy. PDF. gently caress you, University of New Mexico.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

ElwoodCuse posted:

This is why the Cubs cannot be allowed to win the world series

Yeah, I'm on the Cubs wagon because I live in Chicago and my primary team is in the AL (also I kind of hate baseball and only keep up with it as a general sports fan, plus there's nothing else in the summer), but since all of their best players are young they could easily turn from lovable losers into The Worst Fans in a few years.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


So, this is pretty region-specific, but we have a vote coming up on Monday here in Canada, and I have heard, more than once, "I don't know who to vote for :(" as a reason not to vote. It would take maybe fifteen minutes to look up all the major parties and go, "I guess I'm not really into a sin tax, so gently caress you, Green Party" or whatever.

e: ALSO - 28 year olds who bitch about "being old" because people three years younger than them watched slightly different TV/don't remember floppy disks. Shut the gently caress up. Shut up.

cash crab has a new favorite as of 20:01 on Oct 14, 2015

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Nothing will ever happen about stuff like that. I went to the hospital in an ambulance after I got raped (I didn't have a car or money for a taxi) and the paramedic spent the entire ride saying I was just faking it, I'm just a stupid whore who regrets having sex, think about who's life I'm going to ruin if I report the guy for the "not rape." I guess because I wasn't hysterically crying with mascara all over the place I couldn't be a victim? Just generally disgusting stuff like that while his partner nodded.

The ambulance service charged me for a "non emergency ride." I tried to contest it but it became too much of a hassle. Medical care anywhere is hosed.

This kind of poo poo disgusts me and makes me wish anyone making assumptions like that should be fired on the spot, especially when they've been 100% proven wrong about the situation. gently caress rear end in a top hat doctors and EMTs that just assume someone is faking it or making poo poo up, those kinds of selfish, stupid assholes should NEVER have jobs in the medical field and deserve to be publicly shamed.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
People who can't think/do things for themselves.

I had a guy at work today ask me if I could look up some data on something and export it to a spreadsheet. He has the same access to the data I do. I told him that there's not any way to export the data, but if he went to the site and looked at him himself, he'd see why. There's a TON of data and to put it to a spreadsheet would be a ton of work.

He says he's never used the site.

Fair enough, I hadn't either until recently so I had someone show me how. I sent him a very detailed email showing him step by step how to use it and get the data.

He then asks me if I can call the lady that manages the site (not sure why he can't himself) and see if she can export the data into a spreadsheet. I reiterate to him that it's a ton of data and would just be more confusing in a spreadsheet. I then apologize for the long winded email and ask him if he looked at the site.

He says he didn't. I tell him he should because it gives great data and lays it out in a way that's really easy to understand. No response.

About 30 minutes later I get an email from the lady that manages the site saying that she received a call from the other guy and per their conversation she's going to try and extract the data into a spreadsheet for him, but it's going to take a few days.


So, because this guy is a lazy rear end and just won't learn to look at the site he's got two other people running around going out of their way to get him the information he wants in WAY more time than if he just looked it up himself.

So loving annoying.

Vic Boss
Jan 19, 2007

:ocelot:
You're pretty good.
:ocelot:

cash crab posted:

So, this is pretty region-specific, but we have a vote coming up on Monday here in Canada, and I have heard, more than once, "I don't know who to vote for :(" as a reason not to vote. It would take maybe fifteen minutes to look up all the major parties and go, "I guess I'm not really into a sin tax, so gently caress you, Green Party" or whatever.

"Of course I'm voting. No, I haven't researched. I'm just gonna go with Trudeau. He's Conservative, right?"

"I'd never vote for NDP."
"Why not?"
"I just really don't like them."

"Marijuana is a gateway drug/slippery slope/very dangerous thing. No way am I voting anything but CPC."

"Private health care? I suppose that makes sense. If people REALLY need it, they could just work a bit harder to afford paying for it."

I have heard all these things in the past week.

gently caress you, general public. You are terrible and I am ashamed that I have to live/work around these people.


e: The marijuana one was the opinion of a very smart scientist.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
People asking me/my wife about our reproductive plans, especially if I've just met them. Like, I'll have just met a friend/coworker of her parents at a party or something and they immediately ask when we're going to have kids.

In what way is that an appropriate thing to ask? Especially if when we say "Not yet, maybe not ever" (which is our current opinion of kids) they say "Aww, I'm sure your parents want Grandchildren! You'll change your mind soon"

For all they know we ARE trying or just suffered a miscarriage or something else and it might be a very sensitive subject.

Thank god neither of our parents ever bug us about it.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Things that allow you to change settings, but don't have some kind of confirmation or save changes button or whatever.
I always have to close whatever it was then go back in to make sure the change is still there.
For instance, Facebook settings... I just changed it so videos don't autoplay anymore, give me a goddamn save changes button then notify me that my changes were saved, damnit.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

cash crab posted:

So, this is pretty region-specific, but we have a vote coming up on Monday here in Canada, and I have heard, more than once, "I don't know who to vote for :(" as a reason not to vote. It would take maybe fifteen minutes to look up all the major parties and go, "I guess I'm not really into a sin tax, so gently caress you, Green Party" or whatever.

To be fair it's possible that they don't like any of the choice because they're all poo poo. I've reached a point where I don't really care who wins the American election anymore, it's going to be a shitshow either way. "Which of these people is the least likely to try and actively reverse time on social progress" pretty much determines that. And it feels miserable.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Vic Boss posted:

"Of course I'm voting. No, I haven't researched. I'm just gonna go with Trudeau. He's Conservative, right?"

"I'd never vote for NDP."
"Why not?"
"I just really don't like them."

"Marijuana is a gateway drug/slippery slope/very dangerous thing. No way am I voting anything but CPC."

"Private health care? I suppose that makes sense. If people REALLY need it, they could just work a bit harder to afford paying for it."

I have heard all these things in the past week.

gently caress you, general public. You are terrible and I am ashamed that I have to live/work around these people.


e: The marijuana one was the opinion of a very smart scientist.

:psyduck: Jesus.


Nuebot posted:

To be fair it's possible that they don't like any of the choice because they're all poo poo. I've reached a point where I don't really care who wins the American election anymore, it's going to be a shitshow either way. "Which of these people is the least likely to try and actively reverse time on social progress" pretty much determines that. And it feels miserable.

No, no, sorry. I should have clarified. The people I am talking about literally just have no idea what any of the Canadian parties are. Even though we have completely streamlined the party system to the point where you can generally parse out that "Liberal" means the party is pretty liberal, the conservatives are, duh, conservative, etc. This is high school level stuff.

That being said, I can understand that you're a little disillusioned as an American. So far, the American elections are terrifyingly cartoonish. Maybe you'll enjoy this:

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

liquorlanche posted:

...It's 2015 stop giving people directions!!!!!

Honestly, being able to find a location on your own is very important. It's one thing if you're in a town you've never been in for just a day while traveling. However, one should know local landmarks in order to navigate. Many of the customers I work with can only find us via GPS even though we're right by a major landmark in a very noticeable building with 100 yards of parking lot on all 4 sides and a giant sign on top. I've had people nearly in tears when I tell them just take a left and a right off of 494 on Prairie Center Drive and you'll see it.

I guess using GPS for all ones navigation is my pet peeve.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


mostlygray posted:

Honestly, being able to find a location on your own is very important. It's one thing if you're in a town you've never been in for just a day while traveling. However, one should know local landmarks in order to navigate. Many of the customers I work with can only find us via GPS even though we're right by a major landmark in a very noticeable building with 100 yards of parking lot on all 4 sides and a giant sign on top. I've had people nearly in tears when I tell them just take a left and a right off of 494 on Prairie Center Drive and you'll see it.

I guess using GPS for all ones navigation is my pet peeve.

Just give the loving address! It's not just a GPS thing, it also works with printed maps! It's why addresses exist in the first place! :argh:

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Political season brings out this peeve. People that refuse to acknowledge that there is a difference between the American politcal parties and put no effort into finding out what they are.

It matters and they are different.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Jastiger posted:

Political season brings out this peeve. People that refuse to acknowledge that there is a difference between the American politcal parties and put no effort into finding out what they are.

It matters and they are different.

Lying shitholes on one side who unquestionably hate the other side and will deny even the most basic and sane poo poo just to tell them no out of spite.

On the other side, lying shitholes who unquestionably hate the other side and will deny even the most basic and sane poo poo just to tell them no out of spite.

I guess this is my electoral pet peeve; people who expect everyone else to give a poo poo. Especially when America is basically in a constant state of elections and the second one election ends people start preparing for the next election. Like Christmas, I'm loving tired of hearing about elections.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Spalec posted:

People asking me/my wife about our reproductive plans, especially if I've just met them. Like, I'll have just met a friend/coworker of her parents at a party or something and they immediately ask when we're going to have kids.

In what way is that an appropriate thing to ask? Especially if when we say "Not yet, maybe not ever" (which is our current opinion of kids) they say "Aww, I'm sure your parents want Grandchildren! You'll change your mind soon"

For all they know we ARE trying or just suffered a miscarriage or something else and it might be a very sensitive subject.

Thank god neither of our parents ever bug us about it.

Oh, god, this is so true. For everyone, singles and marrieds alike.

Me, age 17: I don't want kids.
:byodame: You'll change your mind when you're 25!

Me, age 25: I don't want kids.
:byodame: You'll change your mind when you're 30!

Me, age 30: I don't want kids
:byodame: You'll change your mind when you meet the right guy!

Me, age 32: I met the right guy...he doesn't want kids either.
:byodame: He'll change his mind when you get married!

Me, age 35: We're not getting married.
:byodame: What?! Everyone get's married!!!
Me: well, maybe that's part of the problem.

I have paid my dues--all through my teens and twenties I faced tremendous pressure to get married young and have kids. Not just from my family but from partners too. It got to me enough that I said yes to a proposal I should have said no to. I was always upfront--even if I left myself open to the possibility of kids, I was still saying "maybe, but probably not." But I kept attracting guys who wanted tons of kids. One of them called me selfish for not wanting them; another told me it was my duty as a woman to have his kids. I FINALLY meet a guy who respects what I want to do with my own body and life, and now people are on HIM to change HIS mind. I handled my own mother; I'm letting him handle his. Mine finally gave up on me when I turned 25 and gained old maid status. Now I can live my own life with minimal invasive questions, though I still get the "why aren't you engaged yet?" (I don't want to be) and "you're running out of time!" (so?) and "you can still adopt!" (I don't want to).

Holy poo poo people, just because you like kids doesn't mean everyone else does, too. I'm thrilled to find a guy who won't try to force his religious or family views on me, and all you can think about is how I'm shirking my duties of adding to the overpopulation problem? Come the hell on.

I can't imagine what it's like for marrieds. At least I have the excuse of "let me get married first." You guys have no excuses.

Maggie Fletcher has a new favorite as of 05:59 on Oct 15, 2015

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Nuebot posted:

I guess this is my electoral pet peeve; people who expect everyone else to give a poo poo.

Specifically about American elections, mine is anyone paying any attention at all to Donald Trump. He's not going to win. He's not even going to run. You must know this. Stop pretending these dumb polls mean anything and acting like he stands any kind of chance of winning. Same goes for all the other absurd candidates who aren't going to get anywhere near the election, but especially Trump. And this applies to comedy shows as well, because he's not even funny any more. The jokes have all been done, move on.

Quincyh
Dec 24, 2011

He's stolen the fire chief's hat!

cash crab posted:

e: ALSO - 28 year olds who bitch about "being old" because people three years younger than them watched slightly different TV/don't remember floppy disks. Shut the gently caress up. Shut up.

My friend's sixteen-year-old niece once complained about feeling old because she remembered a cartoon from her youth - that is still showing. How do you even respond to that.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Oh, god, this is so true. For everyone, singles and marrieds alike.

Me, age 17: I don't want kids.
:byodame: You'll change your mind when you're 25!

Me, age 25: I don't want kids.
:byodame: You'll change your mind when you're 30!

Me, age 30: I don't want kids
:byodame: You'll change your mind when you meet the right guy!

Me, age 32: I met the right guy...he doesn't want kids either.
:byodame: He'll change his mind when you get married!

Me, age 35: We're not getting married.
:byodame: What?! Everyone get's married!!!
Me: well, maybe that's part of the problem.

I have paid my dues--all through my teens and twenties I faced tremendous pressure to get married young and have kids. Not just from my family but from partners too. It got to me enough that I said yes to a proposal I should have said no to. I was always upfront--even if I left myself open to the possibility of kids, I was still saying "maybe, but probably not." But I kept attracting guys who wanted tons of kids. One of them called me selfish for not wanting them; another told me it was my duty as a woman to have his kids. I FINALLY meet a guy who respects what I want to do with my own body and life, and now people are on HIM to change HIS mind. I handled my own mother; I'm letting him handle his. Mine finally gave up on me when I turned 25 and gained old maid status. Now I can live my own life with minimal invasive questions, though I still get the "why aren't you engaged yet?" (I don't want to be) and "you're running out of time!" (so?) and "you can still adopt!" (I don't want to).

Holy poo poo people, just because you like kids doesn't mean everyone else does, too. I'm thrilled to find a guy who won't try to force his religious or family views on me, and all you can think about is how I'm shirking my duties of adding to the overpopulation problem? Come the hell on.

I can't imagine what it's like for marrieds. At least I have the excuse of "let me get married first." You guys have no excuses.

I have a kid and an married and I really don't get why people give other people who make the (probably wiser) choice not to do either a hard time. I love my kiddo, but I think its supremely stupid to pressure someone else to have kids if they honestly don't want them. It really pisses me off when my wife or anyone else removes the agency from someone else (and its always a woman, strange that) by acting incredulous when they don't want to have kids. Its like you're saying that they aren't adults capable of making their own decisions and really sounds similar to religious arguments. "You have to believe in Jesus! You just have to! Because thats what I was taught growing up!" *Clutches pearls*.


Nuebot posted:

Lying shitholes on one side who unquestionably hate the other side and will deny even the most basic and sane poo poo just to tell them no out of spite.

On the other side, lying shitholes who unquestionably hate the other side and will deny even the most basic and sane poo poo just to tell them no out of spite.

I guess this is my electoral pet peeve; people who expect everyone else to give a poo poo. Especially when America is basically in a constant state of elections and the second one election ends people start preparing for the next election. Like Christmas, I'm loving tired of hearing about elections.

I can see constant elections being a peeve, that does totally suck, and there is a lot to hate about the American political process. But to throw your hands up and say "it doesn't matter" or "they are both the same" is objectively wrong. If someone intentionally chooses not to participate because they don't like any candidate or are otherwise disenfranchised, I seriously understand that. What i don't get is when people ARE wanting to participate, DO want to engage people in debate, and their entire shtick is "it doesn't matter, I'm just gonna vote for whoever" or "I vote for the individual, not the party" as if everything happens in a loving vacuum.

No, don't claim to be politically savvy and interested and then bust out the 13 year olds version of politics. The two party system sucks, but as it is right now, the parties are very, very different and one of the main reasons are because people aren't acting like it doesn't matter anymore. \

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Quincyh posted:

My friend's sixteen-year-old niece once complained about feeling old because she remembered a cartoon from her youth - that is still showing. How do you even respond to that.

"Wait until your pubes turn grey and fall out. THEN you'll be old."

Vic Boss
Jan 19, 2007

:ocelot:
You're pretty good.
:ocelot:
People not getting a free flu shot at work.

"I don't need one."

"I never get sick."

"Only time I had it, I got the flu - explain that."

"I've heard it gives you X."

"I have an immune system for a reason."

Get a loving flu shot you god drat morons. Jeeesus you're supposed to be smart scientists in a developed country what is wrong with you.

e: Pregnant friend just now said "I don't want to risk it. I'm avoiding it for the baby."

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
People who park in handicapped spaces (without the permit) with the justification that "I was just five minutes!!!" like my time is less loving valuable than theirs so I can clearly wait for them to go do whatever. I try not to use my placard when I don't have to because I'm aware there are people far more in need of the close spot than me and so when I actually do use it because I need to, and some rear end in a top hat is taking the spot and laughs it off because they were only ten minutes or whatever so that's fine and why am I mad! Bonus if they're pregnant and start trying to even hint at pregnancy totally being the same thing as being disabled.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
Doctor horror story 2: electric boogaloo.

As someone with a chronic condition I have developed an innate distaste of residents and med students.

Example: I was in the hospital in horrible pain due to a pancreatic stone. "But well we gave you a baby dose of narcotics 3 hours ago, it's too dangerous to give you more. I'll just have to wait until an actual doctor tells me what to do."

Imagine a chestburster from aliens but it instead goes into your abdomen and decides it likes it there.

gently caress ,just in general, I understand many patients are dipshits who think they're doctors but I actually understand my condition better than you, a non-specialist. "Oh, you can't eat food without feeling immense pain, looks like you're good to go home!"

Aerofallosov
Oct 3, 2007

Friend to Fishes. Just keep swimming.

Tendai posted:

People who park in handicapped spaces (without the permit) with the justification that "I was just five minutes!!!" like my time is less loving valuable than theirs so I can clearly wait for them to go do whatever. I try not to use my placard when I don't have to because I'm aware there are people far more in need of the close spot than me and so when I actually do use it because I need to, and some rear end in a top hat is taking the spot and laughs it off because they were only ten minutes or whatever so that's fine and why am I mad! Bonus if they're pregnant and start trying to even hint at pregnancy totally being the same thing as being disabled.

But some pregnant women do get issued temporary disability placards. Though, these 'maternity' parking spots closer to the door than some of the disabled spots kind of weird me out.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer

Aerofallosov posted:

But some pregnant women do get issued temporary disability placards. Though, these 'maternity' parking spots closer to the door than some of the disabled spots kind of weird me out.
Yeah, I mean specifically people without them. I understand temporary cards and am not bashing those at all; it's the people who don't bother/can't who then decide they're entitled to use them anyways, with the specific justification of "I won't be gone too long!"

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.
In the kitchen at work there's a sandwich press thing and I feel like I'm the only person that knows how to use it properly. I chuck my sandwich in the microwave for, like, 20 seconds then put it in the sandwich press and it's done in less than a minute. Everyone else puts their sandwich in the press and then just leaves it there for an eternity. One lady will put slices of bread (not a sandwich, just bread) in the press then gently caress off for 10 or 15 minutes. It does not take that long to toast a piece of bread! What the gently caress is wrong with you. It does not take 5 minutes to heat up a cheese sandwich, holy gently caress. I don't even understand how these people can leave their food in the press for so long; if I toast my sandwich for two minutes it starts to burn.

A related peeve is watching other people prepare food. When I cook dinner it doesn't normally take more than twenty minutes from start to finish including washing up then I go to a friend's house and it takes them hours and makes me want to tear my hair out in frustration at how slowly and inefficiently they're doing everything. It also seems like the more somebody hypes up a dish that they are making the longer it will take and more disappointing it will be once it is finally served.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
People using Buzzfeed-speak in their actual conversations or even social media. I can't help but cringe when someone says "yaaaaas" or "ALL of the (blank)" in real life. My coworker's reaction to the Virginia newscaster shooting was actually "I can't even." This from someone with a career in journalism.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Ugh the car park in my preferred shopping centre has like 1% disabled slots, 5% pram parks and 10% seniors parking. I've got nothing against the elderly (in general at least) but how much shopping are they going to do compared to a group with a wide range of demographics like the disabled?

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Me, age 30: I don't want kids
:byodame: You'll change your mind when you meet the right guy!

What's great is when the doctors even get in on this poo poo. I've asked every doctor I've had whether a hysterectomy would be possible because of a host of not super serious but really loving terrible medical issues. One is that I bleed waaay more than you should on a period, like 10-15x more than you should. I've had to measure it and report to my doc and they were surprised I wasn't dying of anemia. My hormones are all over the place. I never want children but every single time I ask I just get told that I'll change my mind because all women want to have tonnes of babies and how could they deny me that? Even getting a non hormonal IUD in was a pain in the rear end because every doctor started screeching that I haven't had kids, what if something goes wrong and I can't have kids, I'm too young and should be thinking about having kids (I'm close to being 30 now).

And then a guy can walk into any clinic and get a vasectomy no problem. Ughh.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

What's great is when the doctors even get in on this poo poo. I've asked every doctor I've had whether a hysterectomy would be possible because of a host of not super serious but really loving terrible medical issues. One is that I bleed waaay more than you should on a period, like 10-15x more than you should. I've had to measure it and report to my doc and they were surprised I wasn't dying of anemia. My hormones are all over the place. I never want children but every single time I ask I just get told that I'll change my mind because all women want to have tonnes of babies and how could they deny me that? Even getting a non hormonal IUD in was a pain in the rear end because every doctor started screeching that I haven't had kids, what if something goes wrong and I can't have kids, I'm too young and should be thinking about having kids (I'm close to being 30 now).

And then a guy can walk into any clinic and get a vasectomy no problem. Ughh.

Depends on where he is. Lots of guys get the same poo poo about getting snipped.

I'd love to have a kid....if I won a lottery and got a few million bucks, enough to actually put money away for college and the like. But you can't win if you don't play, and since the last time I had sex with a guy was about 15 years ago, if I have a kid it'll be the next coming of Christ or someone put something in my drink.


Peeve: whiny fuckers who never admit they are wrong. A manager at work is well known for whining to EVERYONE he can, topics ranging from why other people won't do his work for him to why he can't get a bonus because of the work he isn't doing not getting done. I get the luck to run deliveries for this fuckstick. So as often in the past, the address he provides is a poo poo one. Literally it leads to an empty lot of dirt. I call dispatch to verify the address, they call the manager, and he whines that I am the ONLY driver that has problems with him, why can't I ever do deliveries right, why am I always making problems for him....for the dispatcher to tell him she checked the address; it is a dirt lot, the ball is in his court now but to stop whining and get the right info. I imagine he was whining to everyone in his store after that even the dispatcher is a oval office and never does what he says and always gives him grief.

You were wrong, asstard! Admit it and move on! Stop whining to everyone how everyone is against you and everyone makes your life hell.

Aerofallosov
Oct 3, 2007

Friend to Fishes. Just keep swimming.

Tendai posted:

Yeah, I mean specifically people without them. I understand temporary cards and am not bashing those at all; it's the people who don't bother/can't who then decide they're entitled to use them anyways, with the specific justification of "I won't be gone too long!"

Oh yeah, that stuff's totally obnoxious and I agree with you.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Aerofallosov posted:

But some pregnant women do get issued temporary disability placards. Though, these 'maternity' parking spots closer to the door than some of the disabled spots kind of weird me out.

I'll be honest, and somewhat crazy, I'm starting to really not like pregnant women. Oh boy, you're pregnant! Congratulations on(most likely) willingly engaging in something that nearly half the population can do! Please stop yelling and screaming at old people who can barely stand up because you have to stand on the bus for five minutes until the next stop to get off. When I broke my foot a woman tried to shove me off of one of those handicap seats so she could take it. There was nothing wrong with her other than being in the middle of her pregnancy! If she'd walked a few feet back someone would probably have offered it to her.

I dunno, maybe I just run into a lot of assholes who think being pregnant makes them the most important person in the world or something. But it happens a lot, and I swear to god people here are in a continual state of pregnancy or something because I'll see the same faces time and time again with a growing brood of children and they just let them run around and scream because "Oh I'm pregnant :( it's too hard to manage all of them at once" Then leave them at home! Even when my sister was pregnant literally all she would talk about was her pregnancy. Every day for hours on end. Yes I got the memo, you told me all of this yesterday. And the day before. For months now.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I hate it when products sacrifice usability for design. I'd rather have a phone a millimeter thicker and an ounce heavier if it means it's sturdier and has a better battery life. I have a sweet convertible Windows tablet/laptop that I love to death except the keyboard is cheap and ultra light so the top-heavy tablet screen makes it tip backwards if it's open too far or on a less than perfectly flat surface.

Seriously, just make durable and good products, not everybody masturbates furiously to Jony Ive.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
"Clutching your pearls" as a current forums go-to phrase. Ugggggggggggh. I'll take "im gay" and "cuck" over it any day of the week.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Ryoshi posted:

I hate it when products sacrifice usability for design. I'd rather have a phone a millimeter thicker and an ounce heavier if it means it's sturdier and has a better battery life. I have a sweet convertible Windows tablet/laptop that I love to death except the keyboard is cheap and ultra light so the top-heavy tablet screen makes it tip backwards if it's open too far or on a less than perfectly flat surface.

Seriously, just make durable and good products, not everybody masturbates furiously to Jony Ive.

Macs? I sure love having to use Macs on occasion. Oh look, a dozen little icons I don't use are literally just bouncing and jumping on the screen. All the menus are gone because menus were too hard for people, time to try and guess what each of these icons means now! They're not even like, especially telling icons either. Like instead of the traditional minimize, maximize and X icons you get yellow green and red dots. :argh:

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Anytime I end up on a mac university computer or whatever I'm always trying to use the alt/control keys for the things they do on windows (alt T for new tab in firefox etc) and have to figure out which of those things got moved to the options button, which is in a different place.

Of course for all I complain about macs being different, windows is much more of a special snowflake OS out of OSX/linux/windows.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Tendai posted:

People who park in handicapped spaces (without the permit) with the justification that "I was just five minutes!!!" like my time is less loving valuable than theirs so I can clearly wait for them to go do whatever. I try not to use my placard when I don't have to because I'm aware there are people far more in need of the close spot than me and so when I actually do use it because I need to, and some rear end in a top hat is taking the spot and laughs it off because they were only ten minutes or whatever so that's fine and why am I mad! Bonus if they're pregnant and start trying to even hint at pregnancy totally being the same thing as being disabled.

Tying with this - places that have inadequate (or no) handicapped accessibility. I live in an older apartment complex, which has handicapped spots in all the lots. In the buildings? No easy handicap accessible ramps, no elevators, nothing to make it easier for them to get in/out. I feel really bad and often end up helping a couple neighbors, both have serious disabilities that make it hard to walk and seeing them try to go up steps scares the hell out of me sometimes :(

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