UK Cunt Thread: bread and coffee wankers

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The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Fingerless Gloves posted:

I used to think I'd be able to tame a few crows who used to hang around outside my house every other day, but never got around to it

That is my crow story I hope you enjoyed it

Ive got to admit I didnt.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:34

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:50

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

Do you have any advice on how I could make it more enjoyable

What if I called one of the crows taff

The big taff crow

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:39

Phoon: Apr 23, 2010

the american scientist who has befriended all the crows in his town uses peanuts

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:40

The Big Taff Man: Nov 22, 2005; Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16; Fan of Britches

Fingerless Gloves posted:

Do you have any advice on how I could make it more enjoyable

What if I called one of the crows taff

The big taff crow

Maybe some kind of twist ending, at the end it turns out you were a crow.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:54

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

the aliens were actually the binmen and you are just a dog

# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:11

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

I resent the use of the word 'just'

# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:20

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

a mighty dog

a mighty fine dog

# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:21

Fluo: May 25, 2007

goatface posted:

a mighty dog

a mighty fine dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE

# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:33

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

goatface posted:

That is the plan. I think if I can get a familiar I will become a warlock.

its a black swan and you have to get it to murder it's only white cygnet at midnight on halloween using only unseen harmonics, this will open your aura to the spirits of the nevermire who will guide you through the rest of the process hope this helps

# ? Oct 27, 2015 19:28

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

just been to the gym, now im eating pork pies

in conclusion, i am a land of contrasts

# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:08

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:30

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

A girl on the gymnastics missed the uneven bar and faceplanted.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:54

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

NDJDKSODOFPGPFNNSBANABBDBFBFBFHEOEOWPQPQPPSMZNCNFBR F RBDJWJRVG

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:08

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

hello

why is jd from scrubs' brother in The Flash

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:12

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Nobody in America wants to be an actor, they have a very limited pool of talent to choose from.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:14

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

hello

why is jd from scrubs' brother in The Flash

idk why don't you ask him

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:14

Party Boat: Nov 1, 2007; where did that other dog come from

who is he

corn in the fridge posted:

NDJDKSODOFPGPFNNSBANABBDBFBFBFHEOEOWPQPQPPSMZNCNFBR F RBDJWJRVG

wow

another inflammatory post from the corn man

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:15

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

goatface posted:

Nobody in America wants to be an actor, they have a very limited pool of talent to choose from.

but they have all of Canada to choose from

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:20

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

corn in the fridge posted:

idk why don't you ask him

i am but he just says his lines then it cuts to another scene

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:24

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

They can't risk an unknown Canadian, they might suddenly start speaking French or something.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:26

Vitamins: May 1, 2012

corn in the fridge posted:

NDJDKSODOFPGPFNNSBANABBDBFBFBFHEOEOWPQPQPPSMZNCNFBR F RBDJWJRVG

same

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:27

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

all of America's best actors and comedians ate Canadian

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:27

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Wendigos are known for their acting.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:29

Fluo: May 25, 2007

corn in the fridge posted:

all of America's best actors and comedians ate Canadian

they also drink canada dry

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:51

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

Canada dry is good

# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:56

Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

corn in the fridge posted:

all of America's best actors and comedians ate Canadian

bacon or lobster

# ? Oct 27, 2015 22:00

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

Oh Canada

# ? Oct 27, 2015 22:49

CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

new hoover arrives tomorrow

very excited

# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:00

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

CancerCakes posted:

new hoover arrives tomorrow

very excited

Wow that sucks

# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:07

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

CancerCakes posted:

new hoover arrives tomorrow

very excited

what colour lipstick are you putting on it

# ? Oct 27, 2015 23:16

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

CancerCakes posted:

new hoover arrives tomorrow

very excited

is it one of them flash gordon ones on telly that costs �300 :eek:

# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:17

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

sorry, two nine nine

# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:19

CancerCakes: Jan 10, 2006

crispix posted:

sorry, two nine nine

yep

getting delivered to work so that will break up the day

# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:36

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

i want to be you

# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:39

Oscar Romeo Romeo: Apr 16, 2010

Made an imgur album of my dumb bumble around Venice. http://imgur.com/gallery/cl8lJ

I am the irritating prick with a camera in your face while you try to enjoy your holiday.

# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:55

Fingerless Gloves: May 21, 2011; ... aaand also go away and don't come back

I plugged my router into the phineline yesterday and it works

gently caress you sky with your Oh definitely Friday poo poo

Have I missed anything for this last week also gently caress payday as well why are you downloading a 5 gig patch I haven't even played you for months

# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:20

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

good morning

# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:06

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

Quote-Unquote posted:

good morning

hello

# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:10

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:

Made an imgur album of my dumb bumble around Venice. http://imgur.com/gallery/cl8lJ

I am the irritating prick with a camera in your face while you try to enjoy your holiday.

Someone's spent too much time in Swindon (any at all)

# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:13

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:50

Quote-Unquote: Oct 22, 2002

it's my last full day at work (half day tomorrow) and I have literally nothing to do all day

well there's work to do, but nothing I'll finish so I'd spend half my time writing a handover document

so bored

# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:55

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