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Loel: Jun 4, 2012; "For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.

MeLKoR posted:

I just got off the phone with Derek and legal is working overtime to get the post cleared before midnight. I quote "you guys are gonna love it, it's totally worth the wait, it will give Roberts a heart attack" end quote.

See ? We just need to keep the faith a little longer

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Guys my PC keeps parping at me what do I do?

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

peter gabriel posted:

Guys my PC keeps parping at me what do I do?

Lol if you don't feed your pc it's daily dose of jpg

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Wrath of the Bitch King: May 11, 2005; Research confirms that black is a color like silver is a color, and that beyond black is clarity.

I can't believe there's no blog post. Despite the vitriol and the bad reputation Dr. Derek Smart has garnered over the years I still...believed, somehow. I dunno. Call it faith. Call it belief in the innate goodness of man. For better or worse I trusted Derek with my vast galactic fortune.

Unfortunately reality doesn't seem to mesh with my naive hopes; Derek Smart has run off with all my spaceships. All my investments. This was my little girl's college fund, Derek. What will I tell her now?

Well consider my eyes open, Mr. "Desktop Commander." The blinders are off, hope is dead, and my salad days lay far behind me.

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no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Derek, how dare you stoop so low to have your blog post delayed by a few hours.

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SirPhoebos: Dec 10, 2007; Can't post for 4 hours!

So Smart hasn't posted anything. Can't say I'm shocked.

~~Get in the robot, Shinji~~ Post the blog, Derek!

# ? Nov 4, 2015 02:13

Cuntpunch: Oct 3, 2003; A monkey in a long line of kings

MeLKoR posted:

I just got off the phone with Derek and legal is working overtime to get the post cleared before midnight. I quote "you guys are gonna love it, it's totally worth the wait, it will give Roberts a heart attack" end quote.

Derek should set up a 900 number that just says attractive stuff like that to nerds currently in anger over how much they spent on SC.

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Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

MeLKoR posted:

Would reddit lie to you?

Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector?

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Google Butt posted:

Lol if you don't feed your pc it's daily dose of jpg

I have scanned in some and now parping has halted thank you

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Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector?

There goes reddit, self-owned again.

# ? Nov 4, 2015 02:16

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector?

In their parent's basement.

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trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I'm pretty sure Derek is offloading out ships right now into the chinese market and that's why bitcoin is going up

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Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

Derek if you don't post the blog you're going to disappoint my public relations department

He doesn't take kindly to unposted blogs

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Imagine if you created a script that reported your own images and got your own images deleted from the internet, that's where we are at, never forget that

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Nuclearmonkee posted:

Holy poo poo this is amazing. How do human beings make it through life with a completely nonfunctional bullshit detector?

Cushy auditing jobs.

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turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Please stop posting cats in this thread because it's making me sad, as I don't own a cat.

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Othin: Nov 20, 2002; Hair Elf

Solomonic posted:

Derek if you don't post the blog you're going to disappoint my public relations department

He doesn't take kindly to unposted blogs

I'm not sure if that cat is looks cute or pissed off and scary.

calm_before_the_storm.jpg

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Can we sue derek about blog

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Othin: Nov 20, 2002; Hair Elf

Fish Fry Andy posted:

Please stop posting cats in this thread because it's making me sad, as I don't own a cat.

What if I told you that you owned all the cats?

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Runa: Feb 13, 2011

Google Butt posted:

Can we sue derek about blog

we can call his father

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Othin posted:

What if I told you that you owned all the cats?

John, you are the cats

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turn off the TV: Aug 4, 2010; moderately annoying

Othin posted:

What if I told you that you owned all the cats?

If I owned a cat I would pet it, but I haven't pet a cat in a long time so I don't think I have one.

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Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

T.G. Xarbala posted:

we can call his father

He's in a wheelchair you sick gently caress

# ? Nov 4, 2015 02:20

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Solomonic posted:

Derek if you don't post the blog you're going to disappoint my public relations department

He doesn't take kindly to unposted blogs

I doxed your cat and uncovered pics of him sniffing butt.

This is blackmail send me money or I will post.

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Devian666: Aug 20, 2008; Take some advice Chris.; Fun Shoe

Google Butt posted:

Can we sue derek about blog

On the phone to legal right now. The lawyer has requested some bones, a new chew toy and leash that is marked "friendly".

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Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

What happened to Eonwe?? He went to take pics of his cat but never came back! Looks like they got Derek...and now Eonwe

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thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

This post goes out to reddit and Derek:

gently caress you.

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Othin: Nov 20, 2002; Hair Elf

Fish Fry Andy posted:

If I owned a cat I would pet it, but I haven't pet a cat in a long time so I don't think I have one.

u just have 2 believe

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peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Kakarot posted:

What happened to Eonwe?? He went to take pics of his cat but never came back! Looks like they got Derek...and now Eonwe

Eonwes cat is a lion as well I think

# ? Nov 4, 2015 02:23

Tarranon: Oct 10, 2007; Diggity Dog

peter gabriel posted:

Here's a true story for you all.
I went to an appointment today because I am finding it hard to concentrate on stuff and the doc wants me to get checked out.
I got the wrong day it isn't until Thursday

actually it's because Tuesday is extremely Powerful

# ? Nov 4, 2015 02:23

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.reddit.com/r/DerekSmart/comments/3rfek5/they_maybe_idiots_but_they_arent_stupidgoons/
They maybe idiots, but they aren't stupid...Goons would never gift their spaceships to DS.

quote:

That crap they are posting on SA is just that - crap. So don't believe the poo poo they are spreading on the SA forums now. Plus, it's highly likely that even DS's blog was all bull poo poo, too. SA is good at creating BS drama and it appears it worked.
47 minutes ago by MasterChiefette

The man who created this thread is a man who knows the kind of morons he's dealing with.

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