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1500 posted:Oh so making a joke about them sleeping together is now "speculate at length" hahaha. I bet you write angry rants to the TV networks about how filthy and unclean they are. Serph84 is getting way more crafty. It took me a bit.
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Warcabbit posted:I was a substitute TA for prefirst and first in America without qualifications. (I was still in college) In practice, this meant I was the sole teacher for 23 four and five year olds for several months. Australian schools don't have TA's too often, and if they do they're usually someone doing placement during their diploma or degree of education. High school science is pretty testing to teach, namely due to teenagers, and I really can't picture Sandi being the type to go into it ever, considering she'd need a whole other qualification than those she's stated and being a high school teacher isn't just like working at a Coles or Woolies (or Walmart for you US types) for a few months. An ex I lived with for a while was a high school biology teacher, it's really not just something you dabble in for a little bit and go, yeah nah I was pretty bad at that.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:17 |
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Nalin posted:I downloaded the PTU. First attempt I crashed when loading into the map. Second attempt I got in. I ran to a table, jumped on top, and fell through the world. Then I crashed. That's my Star Citizen story. PC gaming has been saved
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:17 |
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So did they ever say if SQ42 cutscenes were skippable?
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:17 |
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Eonwe posted:1. i dont care who you make fun of Someone buy Eonwe a new avatar so he can complain about that, tia.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:20 |
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The weird binary "It's perfect or it's a scam" of opinions is failing to address the actual reality here- it's not perfect, in fact it's quite loose for what it is, but it's obviously not a scam either. I hate doing one of those "Truth lies in the middle" wishy-washy bullshit copouts, but it's the objective reality here and I feel like that deserves some acknowledgement. CIG is quite incompetent and probably shouldn't be trusted with anyone's money, let alone millions from overhyped, lonely men in the throes of their midlife crises. I think it's still quite likely that they will fail before they finish the game, with layoffs and egos being the biggest contributors. But playing "God of the gaps" with a buggy release is a mug's game. Pointing out each bug in a test build even as they're fixed within 24 hours (as I predicted yesterday about the crash bug) just makes you look out of touch. There's still plenty to criticize, all over this project, but can we also just let go the "2.0 is never going out... okay it came out but it's unplayable... okay it's playable but-" argument? It's clear that within a couple months it'll be playable and rolled out to everyone, just as Arena Commander was. It's still okay to hate Octopode though.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:23 |
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So wait did Sandi get an acting role? How soon until she quits CIG ?
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:24 |
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This is a pretty poor nitpick. I've seen plenty of girls in "gently caress me" shoes and boots navigate and dance on hard floors pretty well. Most of the clubs that I go to have tile, wood, or even concrete flooring and I rarely see any women have an issue moving around on them. It probably hurts like hell.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Someone buy Eonwe a new avatar so he can complain about that, tia. lmao, who are you even
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:29 |
also I think its funny when people spend money on my avatars i just wish they'd make them funny
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 05:30 |
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Like for real Derick was pretty wrong about 2.0 not having gun play and stuff. So I guess there is a chance still this might be a game now if they can get it to stop crashing and desyncing every 10 mins. That being said that's a pretty big deal still. As some one who is here for the comedy or a good game I feel like I have nothing to lose if it actually comes out and is decent at 60 bucks and I have to say lolish's post seem pretty reasonable in the light of what I have seen so far from 2.0. Here is hoping the space whales have another 90 million dollars to give so they have another 3 years to finish everything else haha.Sarsapariller posted:The weird binary "It's perfect or it's a scam" of opinions is failing to address the actual reality here- it's not perfect, in fact it's quite loose for what it is, but it's obviously not a scam either. I hate doing one of those "Truth lies in the middle" wishy-washy bullshit copouts, but it's the objective reality here and I feel like that deserves some acknowledgement. CIG is quite incompetent and probably shouldn't be trusted with anyone's money, let alone millions from overhyped, lonely men in the throes of their midlife crises. I think it's still quite likely that they will fail before they finish the game, with layoffs and egos being the biggest contributors. But playing "God of the gaps" with a buggy release is a mug's game. Pointing out each bug in a test build even as they're fixed within 24 hours (as I predicted yesterday about the crash bug) just makes you look out of touch. There's still plenty to criticize, all over this project, but can we also just let go the "2.0 is never going out... okay it came out but it's unplayable... okay it's playable but-" argument? It's clear that within a couple months it'll be playable and rolled out to everyone, just as Arena Commander was. Same. Specially the hate octopode and karl though~ That being said it is crashing almost every 10 mins or less for a lot of people and that is a hilarious level of broken right now that most companies wouldn't dare put out yet so they are definitely feeling the heat from the refunds / Elite dangerous. What I don't understand is why they didn't show a video of some of this stuff even if it was pre recorded and cut up so you didn't see the crashes during the live stream. Even if its is just and empty as elite with cod shooting and 30-40 player instancing that still would be worth a few hours of dicking around imo even if its not the most perfect game in exsistance /save pc gaming and also an mmo at the same time. Even if the whole thing was run shady as hell and they mismanaged their money and treated their staff like crap it wouldn't be the first time either for a game if it does come out. Also my god the animations for the gun play looks terrible still. The bobbing and stuff looks bad they should take a look at some of the more successful fps and mimic that at least instead of just using straight mo-cap stuff. Specially destiny's gun play you can say a lot of poo poo about that game but it's gun play is solid. Vire fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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StarCitizen: a game that has been in development for four years with nearly unlimited funds. EARLY ACCESS $39.95 on Steam 10,371 Reviews, mostly negative. CtDs are cited as the main cause. edit: The horrid UI and head-bob alone would make me do a refund request on steam.
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D_Smart posted:Actually Nick, one of my devs from back in the past and who I regarded as a prodigy, just chimed in on Twitter. He's one of very few people who has had hands-on with my engine code base. D_Smart and Nicholas Vining know each other? How close were we to having Derek Smart's Dungeons of Dredmor 3000?
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:08 |
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NotSockAccount posted:So, are you guys hoping that they don't release the game or just release the already crappy looking game? I'd like to formally move the CIG hate goal posts and say that the real fun begins when star citizen finally gets released an people have to come face to face with whatever still born "game" CIG manages to vibrate out the door. At some point a lot of people are going to realize that SC doesn't live up to the near the infinite potential it had in their minds, and they have nothing to show for the $1000 / $5000 / $30000 they spent on a video game. Nicholas fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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Raskolnikov posted:StarCitizen: a game that has been in development for four years with nearly unlimited funds. EARLY ACCESS $39.95 on Steam
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:30 |
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Omi-Polari posted:I don't know why this never occurred to me, but goons have been "interacting" (I guess) with a tiny percentage of the people who backed it: the hardcore users/addicts. Because we're hardcore trolls. I wonder what the other few-hundred-thousand people who backed it are thinking. I guess we're starting to find out. The report about Steam is not true. I guess we'd just have to wait to see how people react once it updates. On the streams I've been seeing lots of questions about what is in and what isn't, but not a lot of commentary beyond 'how do I get in' and 'show me the FPS' I'm watching http://www.twitch.tv/kingkongor before bed.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:39 |
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The Steam thing was a hypothetical and a joke.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:44 |
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Star Citizens can't read:Derek Smart posted:As I tweeted this morning, this is done by going the (32-bit * 2) route, whereby you use a 32-Bit positional reference for that fixed object, then treat the player position as a 32-Bit value by using that fixed object as a reference.
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:52 |
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Sarsapariller posted:The weird binary "It's perfect or it's a scam" of opinions is failing to address the actual reality here- it's not perfect, in fact it's quite loose for what it is, but it's obviously not a scam either. I hate doing one of those "Truth lies in the middle" wishy-washy bullshit copouts, but it's the objective reality here and I feel like that deserves some acknowledgement. CIG is quite incompetent and probably shouldn't be trusted with anyone's money, let alone millions from overhyped, lonely men in the throes of their midlife crises. I think it's still quite likely that they will fail before they finish the game, with layoffs and egos being the biggest contributors. But playing "God of the gaps" with a buggy release is a mug's game. Pointing out each bug in a test build even as they're fixed within 24 hours (as I predicted yesterday about the crash bug) just makes you look out of touch. There's still plenty to criticize, all over this project, but can we also just let go the "2.0 is never going out... okay it came out but it's unplayable... okay it's playable but-" argument? It's clear that within a couple months it'll be playable and rolled out to everyone, just as Arena Commander was. BOOM! HEADSHOT! I'M GAY!!! wait... does wanting a sexual experience with eonwe make me gay? i got my 2.0 invite today, btw hey guys this game is coming out, and it's going to be the best
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:54 |
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SharkTattoos posted:The head bob still going on in a cockpit while flying that increases and decreases with speed is amazing. hahahaha holy gently caress in before you have a button to hold your breath to reduce weapon sway while you are piloting the ship Toops posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_qAtqm4XUI still no crosshairs lol
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:57 |
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Mirificus posted:Star Citizens can't read: What part of it working flawlessly did he see? The whole thing jutters and shakes and eventually crashes, there is nothing flawless about 2.0 lol
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 06:58 |
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janssendalt posted:hey guys Watching Chris Robert fund his movie dreams with tons of poor nerd's SSI funds on the other hand? Chris Me:
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e: blah blah this was dull; never not shitpost
Salt n Reba McEntire fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Nov 21, 2015 |
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Octopode posted:They released a patch today, that's why the game is actually playable for more than five minutes at a time now. just lol victory!
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janssendalt posted:BOOM! Mirificus fucked around with this message at 09:36 on Nov 21, 2015 |
# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:13 |
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Still waiting on Refund 1.0
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:16 |
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Sappo569 posted:So wait did Sandi get an acting role? quote:How soon until she quits CIG ? I'm actually wondering why she'd admit it-- given that claims about her secretly pursuing an acting career while VP of Marketing for the biggest crowdfunded entity in the world were part of the many unflattering allegations of The Escapist article. Why corroborate the story that you claimed was a part of the anonymous hate campaign against you? It doesn't make much sense, least not from the cheap seats... But more power to ya, Sandi-- don't let the haters keep you from pursuing your dream. If you can do it while still getting paid the huge bucks, you bloody owe it to yourself to try!
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:24 |
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G0RF posted:She did! Given that she was sporting gangland neck tattoos it may be for that "feral viper" part she was tatted up for in RtV 15 or whatever it was... (Though she didn't say...) Thanks friend
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:26 |
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So it took like 3 years to make a messy demo Lol I can't wait for this thing to release and people realize they've spent thousands of dollars on a game that doesn't have anywhere near the features that were promised Also the goon griefing will be glorious
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:48 |
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Oh look our director of marketing went on another movie audition on company time and money Lol
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:52 |
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Star Citizen: Shitposts for Smart fake e: Lol
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:54 |
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Someone please explain to sandy that she'll never get a leading part in a movie cause she's old and looks like rib kid when she smiles "feral viper" aka raggedy lookin bitch sounds about right tho
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:57 |
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Star Citizen Lore - Audio version of Star Citizens Writer's Guide
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 07:58 |
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Got a call today at the office. it was something like this: You: (yes space nerd you) I'm an unique snowflake. I believe I can fly. I may never be a astronaut but f*** you I'm super cool at numbers and calculations. Reality: Have you heard of EvE? You: F*** EvE - If i haven't played for 10 years I totally can't fly a XXXX Reality: Well, listen. We all agree. Eve can be a hard game to get into, but ya know give us a chance. (Google Permaband) You: Screw you, my psyche test show I'm highly prone to manipulation. I wont be mislead by some Icelandic nerds Reality: Listen, maybe online gaming isn't your thing. Have you maybe considered therapy or a support group. You: GODDAMNIT, YOU GUYS XANADU IS REAL, IT'S NOT A CULT. LOOK WE HAVE SC 2.0c ITS AMAZING, THE DREAM, FULL IMMERSION, I BREATHE PU. Reality: we all wanted a better game. it's not going to happen. Log the F back into EvE and STFU. -=if you don't. Literally CCP Guard will eat your children or your future children. It has written, so mote it be=-
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:00 |
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more like shart shitizen
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:00 |
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im the multi million dollar fps in the space simulator game why am I here
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:03 |
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Wyld posted:Got a call today at the office. it was something like this: What the gently caress
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:05 |
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Jimb posted:What the gently caress Summed up 474+ pages for ya.. yer welcome
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# ? Nov 21, 2015 08:07 |
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Derek when are u gonna hate gently caress CIG with your litigating cock of justice
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Romes128 posted:So it took like 3 years to make a messy demo That's an insult to demos, even with the qualifier “messy”. Jimb posted:What the gently caress For reference.
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