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peter gabriel posted:I feel that bonds have been made in this thread that cannot be broken Once this ends I will stalk you until you love me the way I love your posts
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peter gabriel posted:I feel that bonds have been made in this thread that cannot be broken Or at least, cannot become broken as badly as Star Citizen is right now.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:31 |
peter gabriel posted:I feel that bonds have been made in this thread that cannot be broken the bond can only be broken by karl loving himself
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:32 |
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As long as Karl remains unfucked our brotherhood is secure This is a dimlema
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:33 |
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Bait and Swatch posted:Once this ends I will stalk you until you love me the way I love your posts I will be receptive and assume my peoples friendship stance for you
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Lowtax posted:I'll make you one... for a PRICE How come you don't have a profile picture? You have a million JPEGS now. Pick any of them.
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pftc posted:How come you don't have a profile picture? You have a million JPEGS now. Pick any of them. Your avatar is quite prescient with regards to this.
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Lowtax posted:I'll make you one... for a PRICE I'll trade you two CompuServe Gif's for one solid .jpeg
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:38 |
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Lowtax posted:I bought all the spaceships for Star Citizen. All of them. I used all of the money to buy all the space ship drawings. All the money is now gone. But I own all of the space ship drawings. See you in the 'arse citizen
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I'll trade you 4 AOL free trial CDs for a janky ship .jpeg. Try to beat that deal.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:39 |
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We need to convince Derek Smart's legal team to draft a joint refund request to send to Leonard J. Crabs. The giant space jpeg scam of 2015 has left me financially devastated and mentally broken.
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the long and sotried tale of teh something awful forums came to an end on the day of christmas 2015, for but a few jpegs remained
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:43 |
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LuiCypher posted:Your avatar is quite prescient with regards to this. Can someone buy me a "Joined for game/guild, but then I realized goons in general are ok" avatar?
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:43 |
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Feature, not bug
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:44 |
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Artificial gravity is a bitch. Also lol at anyone saying this thing is a space sim
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I hope Mark Hamill sees this and then finds some loophole somewhere that allows him to cut any and all ties to this project.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:46 |
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pftc posted:Can someone buy me a "Joined for game/guild, but then I realized goons in general are ok" avatar?
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:50 |
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It's expected.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:51 |
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pftc posted:Can someone buy me a "Joined for game/guild, but then I realized goons in general are ok" avatar?
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Natron posted:I also lurk in this thread a lot and one of the things that stands out to me with regard to open development is that no one seems to know what the game will be at all. ^this. All of it. Then add some nutmeg. Bake until goodness emits.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:55 |
D_Smart posted:^this. All of it. Then add some nutmeg. Bake until goodness emits. cooking is a vital part of this thread
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:58 |
remember when CIG literally had a cake and sang happy birthday to star citizen
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2DCAT posted:I should have known that Lowtax asked for donations not to move the server stuff to the cloud, but to instead buy all of the star citizen jpegs. My grimey drawer is now a badge of shame and embarrassment. That could have been my jpeg... I told you all not to give him any money and that he'd just move the forums to some lovely cloud service, then spend the rest on JPEGs. Nobody listened to me. I even wrote TWO loving blogs about it.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:59 |
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I'm thinking of designing a game myself, and I've decided to use SC as a business template. So far my priorities are outlined as follows: 1) House, cars, vacations, coffee machines 2) Mocap studios 3) International offices 4) Sycophants That should cover the foundation. Next up: 5) JPEGs 6) Fidelity 7) Head bob 8) Livestreaming Once that is in place, from what I've learned, I can consider the game shipped. However, since quality is job 1, I want to go above and beyond for my future customers. I've added some stretch goals: - A game engine - Physics - An economy - A game Once all that is completed, I'm hoping to finish it off with a design document. Anyone on board with this?
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Eonwe posted:remember when CIG literally had a cake and sang happy birthday to star citizen it's like those birthday parties for a miscarriage, only sadder
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Cookies are treats, not tricks Cookies are a sometimes food
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D_Smart posted:I told you all not to give him any money and that he'd just move the forums to some lovely cloud service, then spend the rest on JPEGs. Nobody listened to me. I even wrote TWO loving blogs about it. from - college slice
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Eonwe posted:remember when CIG literally had a cake and sang happy birthday to star citizen chris showed the world he'd never cut a cake before then spat cake all over everyone
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm thinking of designing a game myself, and I've decided to use SC as a business template. So far my priorities are outlined as follows: get some cats up in this poo poo and I am all over it
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Fatkraken posted:Cookies are a sometimes food You're not getting the most out of cookies, hth
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peter gabriel posted:get some cats up in this poo poo and I am all over it I've hardly begun and I'm already hit with scope creep. Game design is hard.
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Scruffpuff posted:I'm thinking of designing a game myself, and I've decided to use SC as a business template. So far my priorities are outlined as follows: pffff a design document. you know nothing about game development.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 17:08 |
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Not very interesting but Pat the NES Punk and what'shisface talked about SC on the last podcast. They like many others have doubts about the project but conclude that it would be the best game ever if finished. It's pretty irritating that people who should be more informed still think this poo poo show is even a bit legit. Also lol, they mention that Croberts has the pedigree to pull it off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6sYtZNvbdM
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 17:09 |
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peter gabriel posted:I will be receptive and assume my peoples friendship stance for you
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peter gabriel posted:get some cats up in this poo poo and I am all over it Not sure how the cats will react to the birds that I learned need to be in the game. I suppose there are opportunities there for emergent gameplay.
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Eonwe posted:remember when CIG literally had a cake and sang happy birthday to star citizen so is it 3 years old or 4?
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Dan Gheesling (remember him?) playing Star Citizen.
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