Bertrand Hustle posted:

So Ymir spawned foreigners from his armpits?

Prince Reggie K posted:

Schmorky is a cool internet person - why does everyone care so much about his fetishes? Like you don't all whack it to anime or ponies or little kids or kirk/spock fanfic or whatever.

Nooner posted:

Tell us more about your diaper fetish you weirdo

SmokaDustbowl posted:

http://i.imgur.com/hbst6ai.jpg

Eumenides posted:

A misanthrope posted:

Glorgnole posted:

I got my dad rgb mars for Christmas

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

cmyk Mars was a bit richer, imo

Sham bam bamina! posted:

On Kim Stanley Robinson's Red/Green/Blue Mars trilogy:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Two types of people.

Pulp Can Move posted:

"Hold my beer." - Spirit of Killdozer guy, moments before quantum-leaping into the body of a Canadian.

Thuryl posted:

bad puns and internet humour may annoy some people but love them or hate them, they're a common point of reference that gets people talking about the game and helps keep it in the public mindspace

the ends justify the memes

Spanish Manlove posted:

put your dick in my inbox you prudish bitch

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

titties posted:

One time I woke up to what sounded like a baby being murdered in my living room. I ran downstairs to see that my cat got his back leg stuck in the window blinds and was shrieking in terror.

He would ferociously scrabble along the back of the couch, which would cause him to swing up almost to the ceiling and then pendulum back and zip off the other way, spraying a rainbow fountain of piss the whole time like a sprinkler head that had been smashed by a lawnmower. I guess the freude is where I was completely drenched in cat piss and deeply gouged by claws while having to cut down my blinds with scissors.

Danger Mahoney posted:

I like chili, but golly it's too spicy. Better replace any real spices with cinnamon, cloves, sugar, and chocolate. The closer to tepid pudding the better. Mmm mm the only thing that could make it better is plain spaghetti noodles.

OctoberBlues posted:

This must be what it feels like to be triggered.

manyak posted:

Husband pulls up in the driveway in a black BMW, steps out and is wearing a perfectly tailored bespoke suit -- walks into our mansion wherre i have prepared a really fancy corsair style meal for him and a non-IPA craft beer (overly hoppy beers are for hipsters w no taste buds) . later were watching Hulu premium on our home theatre and he takes off his shirt revealing a perfectly sculpted body from free Crosstfit classes at his work. He starts loving me really shittily and gayly while making retard noises

Slanderer posted:

Verisimilidude posted:

It's the saddest thing when your nipples point straight down.

goose fleet posted:

It's not like they have anything to look up to

Desperado Bones posted:

Desperado Bones posted:

Vincent posted:

Being that 'tis the season again (and that we don't have a photoshop thread now) here you guys go.

XenophobicAirport posted:

Royal W posted:

Mondays are often harder on the cat.

syscall girl posted:

lossagna.jpg

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I'm personally hoping we get a dystopian ciderpunk future, where viscious cider-gangs fight for control of the distilleries, and the only currency worth anything is the nuAPPPLE.

wayfinder posted:

It was official. The Test had sorted me not into the Planters, Faction of my mother, my brother. Nor even the Brewers, like Elgis, whose green eyes were watching me from inside the bustle of his new friends. The glass I had received contained not the core of the Collectors, nor the stem of the Gardeners. It was empty.

I realized I was biting my lip. I was an Outcider.

various cheeses posted:

If you break line of sight with your dog it will despawn and you'll have to start the adoption process from scratch.

The Management posted:

I was driving today and came to an intersection at the same time as a google self driving car. it had the right of way, but I realized that it will defer if I make a move, so I just went ahead and took his turn. and it's not like there's a driver inside who is getting upset at what a dick I've been, so everybody wins.

kalstrams posted:

Selachian posted:

I'm just amused that Mary is picking up an avocado for the old-fashioned home-cooking Christmas meal she's making. Or is avocado actually a California Christmas tradition? Do you carve it into a little tree shape and sing avocado carols?

Wedemeyer posted:

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

His Divine Shadow posted:

*snort* Good luck waterboarding this one guys

Acne Rain posted:

requesting the takedown of the current reviews overthinking childrens movies with donald duck at the end

Acne Rain posted:

no it's the one with donald duck at the end so the terrible Box Trolls reviewer can get off

gandlethorpe posted:

I bought myself a zoodle (zucchini noodle) slicer for Xmas. You can get one online for about $15. Zoodles are pretty delicious.

Unfortunately, after zoodling, the zucchini can no longer be used for anal insertion.

Wedemeyer posted:

Wedemeyer posted:

Intoluene posted:

Challenge accepted.

Acne Rain posted:

no it's the one with donald duck at the end so the terrible Box Trolls reviewer can get off

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

that's the one that ends with the reviewer being called a mewling human being, which I think is a pretty powerful insult.