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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

spacetoaster posted:

That's cool.

Beer, so sorry for your loss (of posting privileges). Here is an image I made for you:



I love it.

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Laserpig posted:

Not really, I mean did just discover than he grew up in the same city as I did so I do like him a little more than I previously did, but I wouldn't go as far as to say I support him, I've never spent a penny on any of his games, he's not Manchester United.

No wonder you're unhappy, it's all the loving rain.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Dick Shart

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

TTerrible posted:

Laserpig, laserpig, does whatever chris roberts says
Can he play / in the verse?
no he can't / so he is here
check him out
he is a laserpig

:golfclap:

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Eonwe posted:

Dick Shart

Derek not so Smart

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

TTerrible posted:

Laserpig, laserpig, does whatever chris roberts says
Can he play / in the verse?
no he can't / so he is here
check him out
he is a laserpig

lol

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Tippis posted:

It was brought up earlier, but there's also the other aspect of being a fairly small industry: getting a reputation as a malcontent and a gossiper can hurt you down the line, even if you're being mad and gossiping about a truly horrible environment.

At the same time, it reminds me a bit of the behinds-the-scenes from Abyss (or really any Cameron movie) where both actors and technical people get the attitude “gently caress you, you don't scare me — I worked for James Cameron” (and also t-shirts to the same effect). It wouldn't surprise me if the actual devs come out of this having earned a similar twisted kind of respect: they worked with SC so now they're unflappable.

This is true. But I'm talking more along the lines of gently persuading people not to take a job or contract with them, or just an aura of dysfunction around CIG. I cannot imagine there is the perception that it is a healthy work environment at all.

Hahah, oh God, James Cameron. I remember stories of people that worked on the Abyss. There was an apocryphal story about an actor that had to go to the bathroom, but taking the suit off was such an chore and all the actors were so tired of working on it that day they basically said 'You'd better piss in that suit'. At least you knew James Cameron made some good poo poo and it might just be worth the pain in the end. With CRoberts uhh, no. Just no.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

AP posted:

No wonder you're unhappy, it's all the loving rain.

Also he's stuck doing a gimmick on the unfunny side of an internet thing.

e:That's not fair, he might just hold an opinion that stops him from having fun.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Yeah, I don't know why people come into this thread unhappy, either we get the best space game ever, or we get to watch people who've spent thousands expecting the best space game ever get handed a bag of poo poo.

What's not to like?

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Tippis posted:

I wish I were in space. My washing machine is so noisy. :(

Level it, you scrub.

Laserpig posted:

Well then you're a loving retard if that's what you believe, if his company is taking in more than $2mil every month then they're nowhere near to running out of money, which is what Dickhead Smart is suggesting... And what you are believing.

If their burn rate is $2.1 million, they have a problem. Look, you're not very good at this, just lurk a bit more.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

TTerrible posted:

Laserpig, laserpig, does whatever chris roberts says
Can he play / in the verse?
no he can't / so he is here
check him out
he is a laserpig

this made me laugh out loud at work

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Hav posted:

Specifically, she's attempting to take the mantle of seniority by re-iterating all the reasons why you should listen to her. Bad move from anyone with a passing fancy to be in PR, she makes it about herself rather than the product. Look at the frequency of 'I' in her emails...

That she can't censor herself in the same fashion that Croberts couldn't is actually hilarious.


I suspect there will be accountability; bearing in mind that the tide is beginning to turn on them, and those adoring fans will become raging wolves once their dream is not realized. The media will go apeshit, because it'll be the biggest crowd-sourcing malfeasance ever, and we can go back to making fun of DS making the same game for thirty years.


Redtube. He spents nights on Redtube.

Entering your favorite porn tags is coding, right? And when he uploads the smugporn of him and Sandi, he's heard that's called transcoding...

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Laserpig posted:

Well then you're a loving retard if that's what you believe, if his company is taking in more than $2mil every month then they're nowhere near to running out of money, which is what Dickhead Smart is suggesting... And what you are believing.

You realize there have been examples of companies making a hundred plus million dollars and then just dropping dead overnight because they were mismanaged into the ground? Curt Schlling lost 75 million dollars in loan money which was in addition to $50 million of his own money he put in and Firefly studios didn't make payroll this Christmas. And those are just videogame companies.

And you use puns unironically. Holy gently caress you are stupid.

Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Jan 5, 2016

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
Concerning this game, my lords, you now all know enough for the understanding of our plight, and of Robert's. If he builds it, your valour is vain, and his victory will be swift and complete: so complete that none can foresee the end of it while this world lasts.

- from the Goon Council meetings, as envisioned by backers

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Pack it up guys, the party is over, they figured it out. Good attempt, Beer.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Laserpig posted:

Who really gives a poo poo, you are a spastic to believe that if you head a $100mil company which brings in over $2mil/month that every single penny should go towards development and the people of the company should live their personal lives on the absolute loving minimum, it's people like you who expect Chris to be eating beans on toast every day because the extra money it would cost to eat steak is strictly for game development only, you are DELUSIONAL!
re: Game Development...

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Eonwe posted:

this made me laugh out loud at work

My posting career is complete, grand elephant.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

tooterfish posted:

It's funny how you notice new things in these every time you look.

For instance, the stains all over the shirt this guy has chosen to wear for a picture. :psyduck:

Dude, in the verse, you don't have TIIIIMMMMMEEEE to do laundry. Plus I didn't buy the Launderer Lord package, so, ummmm, yeah...

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Daztek posted:

Pack it up guys, the party is over, they figured it out. Good attempt, Beer.



Derek Smart, isn't this a ground for lawsuit? He just called you a faker maker

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Dapper Dan posted:

This is true. But I'm talking more along the lines of gently persuading people not to take a job or contract with them, or just an aura of dysfunction around CIG. I cannot imagine there is the perception that it is a healthy work environment at all.

Yes, that's for sure. I'm just thinking about the reasons for people to stick around: it's not all that likely to hurt their future prospects in the industry — it's a bit unhealthy that way — whereas having a normal human reaction to the situation would. So while the company will probably find itself increasingly isolated, the people doing the actual work most likely will not, if and when they get an opportunity to leave.

quote:

Hahah, oh God, James Cameron. I remember stories of people that worked on the Abyss. There was an apocryphal story about an actor that had to go to the bathroom, but taking the suit off was such an chore and all the actors were so tired of working on it that day they basically said 'You'd better piss in that suit'. At least you knew James Cameron made some good poo poo and it might just be worth the pain in the end. With CRoberts uhh, no. Just no.

Yes, it became the standard for the entire crew. Since they were working at depth for so long, it wasn't just a matter of getting out of the suit, but also of decompressing, and no-one had time for that. When it was time for a shot, everyone had to be ready, and that meant staying underwater for an entire day (and going through numerous oxygen tank refills in the process). The documentary includes an example of Cameron staying under for 10+ hours, and then using the 2-hour decompression wait to review dailies.

But yes, in terms of the final product, CRobber is about as far away from a Cameron as one could possibly imagine. The only similarity I was aiming for was the punishing work environment for the crew.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Jan 5, 2016

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Lol if you don't think laserpig is karl

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Lazerpig is an Eve J4G.

quote:

Just returned to EVE, time to learn the game properly now because I've just come to the realization that no matter how many times I type "best PvP/Sandbox MMO" into google, I'm never going to find anything other than a pile of dogshit if I don't just suck it up and get back into EVE.

So I've just copt myself a shitload of plex and purchased a nice little 22Mil SP focused PvP pilot from the character bazaar, currently soloing around lowsec losing ships trying to learn the dance.

He's a whiney little bitch too.

quote:

God I miss this game, if it wasn't for... Losing 100bil on iwi, being such a bored lone wolf, stripping down my gaming PC, getting a full time job, having a baby on the way and some other stuff, then I'd be still be AFK in lowsec right now whilst reading about the new WoW expansion and wondering whether or not star citizen will actually deliver after collecting a few frozen corpses.

If I win the lottery then at least 20% of my time (and money) will be spent playing EVE, but until then I don't see EVE in my near future at all.

It pisses me off that my #1 favourite game of all time is a complete and utter mismatch for my personal life circumstances. I'm about to build a new gaming PC and will probably play WoW in some of my spare time but I'd trade that +£50k for the freedom to play EVE for 50 hours / week. you bastards with the time and freedom to play this game are so loving lucky.

He also thinks rape jokes are REALLY funny

quote:

Was she browsing reddit?.. yes? rape her.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGwhMHNmPpA

This is a pro-click documentary about the making of The Abyss.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Laserpig posted:

Well then you're a loving retard if that's what you believe, if his company is taking in more than $2mil every month then they're nowhere near to running out of money, which is what Dickhead Smart is suggesting... And what you are believing.

It's not very hard to do the math. Frontier Studios is roughly the same size as CIG and if I recall correctly burns around $2.5M per month. CIG has four times as many studios (all four of which were built from the ground up) and is also burning considerable funds on extraneous things like performance capture, AAA actors, numerous independent contractors, and a myriad of other things. I don't necessarily share the view that collapse is imminent, but there are numerous examples of studios going bankrupt without warning while all outward appearances suggest they are fine. 38 Studios is a good example.

Ravane
Oct 23, 2010

by LadyAmbien
Star Citizen has the biggest gathering of sycophants, I've ever seen. One has to wonder, is it Chris conning the shitizens or the shitizens conning Chris? Maybe Chris doesn't know his game is bad, because the shitizens won't allow any criticism of the game to pass?

It's the Great Sycophant Con.

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.


a perfectly sane and humble individual posted:

Truth be known my life was way more grand before all of this started and I'm pretty confident I am the most formally educated person in this whole company

hehe

Laserpig
Jul 13, 2013

I am not credible.

Xaerael posted:

Lazerpig is an Eve J4G.

Never J4G,

I'm a J4Best online community because I like discussing poo poo, I was aware of SA way before I had ever played EVE and had no interest in playing with goonswarm because they played the game in a different way to how I did.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
if you have to tell people how educated you are, its because you don't think of yourself as a very smart person

its just a coping mechanic to reassure yourself

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Laserpig posted:

Never J4G,

I'm a J4Best online community because I like discussing poo poo, I was aware of SA way before I had ever played EVE and had no interest in playing with goonswarm because they played the game in a different way to how I did.

i personally dont care why you joined

i just like that you are posting your bad opinions here for me to laugh at

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


Imagine if that were true. I mean, she probably doesn't count the education that goes into acquiring all those technical skills that the actual developers have, and at that point, it makes a very scary amount of sense…

Thirsty Dog
May 31, 2007


That's not how you spell "formerly"!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


That's cool.

I'm the most casually educated person on these forums.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


Working for someone as pompous as this must make for a really nice office environment, especially when they don't know the first thing about the industry they're in.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
:lol: @ everything

Gamesguy
Sep 7, 2010

Laserpig posted:

I think you will find it is, actually.

Especially when the money is crowd funded, oh you gave us $2000 and you're not getting what you personally expected... Ok, so? what you gonna do about it?

Call the FTC? False advertising is against the law you know.

Laserpig
Jul 13, 2013

I am not credible.

Eonwe posted:

i personally dont care why you joined

i just like that you are posting your bad opinions here for me to laugh at

At least somebody appreciates my presence, somebody even labelled me a goon earlier in the thread, I feel honoured, gently caress the guy who told me to lurk more. poo poo I might even buy myself an avatar.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

peter gabriel posted:

:lol: @ everything

Not emptyquoting, but really, this. This is all there is to say.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
James Cameron will personally nail gun your phone to the studio wall if it goes off.

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Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Tippis posted:

Yes, that's for sure. I'm just thinking about the reasons for people to stick around: it's not all that likely to hurt their future prospects in the industry — it's a bit unhealthy that way — whereas having a normal human reaction to the situation would. So while the company will probably find itself increasingly isolated, the people doing the actual work most likely will not, if and when they get an opportunity to leave.


Yes, it became the standard for the entire crew. Since they were working at depth for so long, it wasn't just a matter of getting out of the suit, but also of decompressing, and no-one had time for that. When it was time for a shot, everyone had to be ready, and that meant staying underwater for an entire day (and going through numerous oxygen tank refills in the process). The documentary includes an example of Cameron staying under for 10+ hours, and then using the 2-hour decompression wait to review dailies.

But yes, in terms of the final product, CRobber is about as far away from a Cameron as one could possibly imagine. The only similarity I was aiming for was the punishing work environment for the crew.

No, their prospects will be perfectly fine. Chris Roberts likes taking on the 'visionary' role, he forgets what happens when visionaries fail: they take 100% of the blame because they themselves have taken 100% of control. Of course he doesn't actually think he's going to fail and obviously there is a limit to how much people will take. I imagine as the pressure builds and the situation gets even more volatile, no amount of money will be able to keep some people there and he'll be stuck with people who have no other choice which will just make things even worse

I mean, at least with Cameron you know he was enduring it as well with the Abyss. Like you said, he was under there just as long and even reviewing dallies during decompression. But there's nothing making it worthwhile with CRoberts. I can't even imagine it. And yeah, I figured. It is just hard to ignore since Roberts links himself with those visionary directors.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

It's not very hard to do the math. Frontier Studios is roughly the same size as CIG and if I recall correctly burns around $2.5M per month. CIG has four times as many studios (all four of which were built from the ground up) and is also burning considerable funds on extraneous things like performance capture, AAA actors, numerous independent contractors, and a myriad of other things. I don't necessarily share the view that collapse is imminent, but there are numerous examples of studios going bankrupt without warning while all outward appearances suggest they are fine. 38 Studios is a good example.

Since I'm thinking about it, another example outside of gaming was the movie 'Heaven's Gate'. It bears a lot of similarities to Chris Roberts. It came after Deer Hunter, which was hugely successful and made Michael Cimino a visionary director. It was the most extravagant production of the 1980s and had three studios involved in it. It went massively over-budget and over time (It cost $122 million) and made a paltry 4 million at the box office. It killed the studio United Artists and with it, the entire studio system in Hollywood.

And these studios made more than Roberts could dream of. This poo poo has happened before and will happen again. To simply go 'lol they make 2 million a month, what could go wrong?' is an unbelivably ignorant statement and blatantly overlooks the fact this poo poo has happened more than once with a lot of consequences.

EDIT:
Nowadays, Heavens Gate is considered an unrecognized classic. This will never happen with Star Citizen. Just thought I'd add that. The only thing that these analogies don't carry over is the talent, since Roberts is an autistic, talentless hack who has had to be forced to release something.

Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jan 5, 2016

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