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Vitamins posted:what are you using for dressing? they're calling again goodnight everybody
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it turns out i need to spec out a better job than what i currently have, then put it to my managers, then eventually apply for it how much "lounging on a chaise longue being fed grapes by beautiful women" do you think i can get away with adding to the job description
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Jan 6, 2016 19:29
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So in the manner of an amazingly clichéd underdog story, the local music venue/pub has been bought by a fat oval office to be knocked down and turned into luxury flats or some poo poo Eat the rich
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Jan 6, 2016 21:26
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:it turns out i need to spec out a better job than what i currently have, then put it to my managers, then eventually apply for it Skills needed: posting on dead gay forum
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Jan 6, 2016 21:33
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lol never post at work hide your sa goon status like you would a witchmark in medieval bavaria if the villagers find out they'll burn you
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Jan 6, 2016 22:09
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I hide my goonism, but the people I use to work with used to talk openly about imgur, reddit and memes so I felt smugly superior when I said i don't use reddit
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Whorelord posted:So in the manner of an amazingly clichéd underdog story, the local music venue/pub has been bought by a fat oval office to be knocked down and turned into luxury flats or some poo poo Do you know any bands. You need to draw up a detailed plan where you arrange a concert to save the venue, the fat oval office developer finds out and tries to sabotage it but just when you think all is lost a really famous band who've been touched by your plucky defiance show up and put a show on for free, saving the day while the developer falls into a muddy puddle or gets crushed by his own bulldozer or something. Then you all clap and cheer, while the press cameras roll and the hot love interest (you'll need a hot love interest, locate one) gazes at you adoringly. Feel free to insert your own epilogue where you end up running the venue, along with the hot love interest but running a music venue probably isn't much fun in real life so maybe skip that bit.
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Jan 6, 2016 23:16
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I should watch Blues Brothers and the Commitments again soon. Love those films Hello.
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Jan 7, 2016 08:33
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hello
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hello hello
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Jan 7, 2016 10:24
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Jan 7, 2016 10:33
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what's all this shouting we'll have no trouble hnyagh
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Jan 7, 2016 10:34
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I've been on this train for three hours
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Jan 7, 2016 10:38
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I suspect that people who shout are just nervous, because they know that they should have paid their tv licence by now, but haven't yet. I can make myself a bacon sandwich, but I haven't done enough physical labour today to justify it with brown sauce. And I'm not going to have a bacon sandwich if I can't have it with brown sauce now am I? And besides, a strange man is fitting my home with a new shower, so I can't cook bacon in front of him and not offer him some of the bacon. That would be immensely rude. I'm not friends with this man who is fitting my home with a new shower, he can accept my coffee, but a bacon sandwich is just too much. Also, hello thread, I need advice on how to ask the right questions.
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Jan 7, 2016 10:40
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Party Boat posted:I've been on this train for three hours Have you been running away from the tv license people? Have you decided to say, 'gently caress it' and buy the overpriced booze? What is your favorite kind of carriage???
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Jan 7, 2016 10:41
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I do not fear the tv licence people and it's a bit early for that I like carriages that don't smell of wee
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Jan 7, 2016 10:44
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cook the bacon tophat
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:lol never post at work It turned out someone else at my work was also a goon. He's left now.
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Jan 7, 2016 10:47
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Party Boat posted:cook the bacon tophat I gotta wait until the man is out of my home, then I shall do this thing as you say. Should I add cheese to the sandwich, or is that just going a bit too far, especially as I have done little physical exercise to even indulge in bacon of all things (lord help me). I sincerely hope I have the brown sauce in my home, otherwise I'll have to go to the shoppe and then I'll be tempted by other foods that aren't bacon and then I will have lied to someone on the internet. And that's unforgivable.
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Jan 7, 2016 10:48
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Mr.Tophat posted:I gotta wait until the man is out of my home, then I shall do this thing as you say. Should I add cheese to the sandwich, or is that just going a bit too far, especially as I have done little physical exercise to even indulge in bacon of all things (lord help me). I sincerely hope I have the brown sauce in my home, otherwise I'll have to go to the shoppe and then I'll be tempted by other foods that aren't bacon and then I will have lied to someone on the internet. And that's unforgivable. stfu
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Jan 7, 2016 10:56
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Sorry for getting stoned and posting on the internet about real meat, fake meat
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Jan 7, 2016 11:07
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The posts could use some work Unlike me, who has two extra weekend work days coming up
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Jan 7, 2016 11:14
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My union has just threatened the company with mass suits for salary misalignment unless they sort out our pay structure lol
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Jan 7, 2016 11:42
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I'm off the train but am in Birmingham so not much of an improvement
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Jan 7, 2016 11:44
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Travelling to deepest darkest Essex to give a talk. Whole days travelling for one hours work, it's ace/boring
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Jan 7, 2016 11:55
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I made the mistake of exploring Birmingham whilst waiting for my connecting train, fuckers wouldn't stop going on about yams
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Jan 7, 2016 12:12
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All the computers are down and I can't do any work.
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Jan 7, 2016 12:15
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birmigham is okay... nicer than coventry
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hemale in pain posted:birmigham is okay... nicer than coventry Also better curry
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Jan 7, 2016 12:58
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p sure any noun can be suffixed with Better Than Coventry
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:p sure any noun can be suffixed with Better Than Coventry Coventry?
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Jan 7, 2016 13:48
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I always lose my bearings coming out of new street and think I'm walking the wrong way. Need to start orienting myself based on the massive Jurys Inn or something It's stopped raining here
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Jan 7, 2016 13:56
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if youre looking at the massive jurys inn youve gone quite far
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Jan 7, 2016 15:09
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My office is near the bottom of Broad Street so it's a useful landmark Unless you mean some other more massive Jurys that I've missed
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Jan 7, 2016 15:27
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i guess you can see it from quite far off. i think you should navigate using the alpha tower cause its more distinctive
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Jan 7, 2016 15:39
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there's a really good shop in birmigham you should all go to 
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Jan 7, 2016 16:51
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what do they sell
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Jan 7, 2016 16:55
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i no longer have to wear a sling 
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Jan 7, 2016 17:03
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corn in the fridge posted:what do they sell Men, apparently.
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quote:Some girls are posting 'YES! Made it to 2015 without a baby important message from facebook
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