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Data Graham posted:Or this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHoJSgq6mqc
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Data Graham posted:Or this one I have never prayed to Aise Krom before. I have not tongue for it.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:21 |
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Command Ant posted:I have never prayed to Aise Krom before. I have not tongue for it. Regis Philbin is at a loss for words
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:24 |
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Command Ant posted:I have never prayed to Aise Krom before. I have not tongue for it. Conan O'Brien and his sword COCO looking pretty rugged for the next installment of his show.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 03:42 |
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syscall girl posted:Regis Philbin is at a loss for words Maybe Gelman can comment on it for him.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 04:31 |
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mr pooglyfoop posted:I got bored at work today... Great work, but be careful, a few workmates and I once had a similar clever idea and printed a host of humorous tickets for ourselves. Little did we know the scales we were printing them from was connected to a central database for similar delis. There were some red faces when we had to explain the sudden influx of sales in "gently caress" and "Dick Meat".
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:23 |
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Sonic is real, and strong, and he is my friend
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:41 |
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Pararoid posted:Great work, but be careful... Ha, already thought of that. Made sure it wasn't in any way networked to anything else. Though I did get called out for CAT GIZZARD LOAF for the headcheese entry when I left it and there was like 10 packs of it put out the next day. Oddly enough a few sold before it was caught.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 05:57 |
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mr pooglyfoop posted:Ha, already thought of that. I feel like this are a lot more innocuous than the average label jokes people come up with. And they're plausible enough that the average person is going to believe it's not a joke and will ask "um excuse me what is a river nub? Isn't this just chicken?" I love the extra line just above the price (the thing people never really look at). I didn't even notice it myself at first except that "SURE WHY NOT?" was rather eye-catching.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:15 |
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old but wonderful
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Chard posted:Probably! These are silkie chickens though. They have black skin and flesh. Ayam cemani have black everything including eggs if i remember right. their like 4000$/bird though
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Bill NYSE posted:old but wonderful He doesn't seem to have a real good grasp about what his kids like, imo.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:34 |
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Bill NYSE posted:old but wonderful Someone recently pointed out to me that Ted Cruz constantly looks like he's on the verge of tears, like he's just gotten served divorce papers but he's trying to keep it light out with the boys for a beer or two, but he's thinking like, "Linda, why"
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:47 |
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cash crab posted:Someone recently pointed out to me that Ted Cruz constantly looks like he's on the verge of tears, like he's just gotten served divorce papers but he's trying to keep it light out with the boys for a beer or two, but he's thinking like, "Linda, why" I've never heard him speak but his face makes me think he's constantly making the Tina Belcher groan
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 06:59 |
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He looks like he just got the wrong order at a restaurant but doesn't want to send it back. "I didn't order spaghetti, but I guess it'll do..."
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 07:02 |
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A neurologist did a full explanation on why everyone dislikes his face and it basically boils down to "the micro expressions on his face make him look like a dishonest gently caress 24/7"
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Data Graham posted:Or this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBP-CScCPyc
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https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/687458357007917057
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Your Computer posted:I've never heard him speak but his face makes me think he's constantly making the Tina Belcher groan Oh dear. Do yourself a favor and watch a debate or speech by him. His voice matches his horrible, melting face.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 07:34 |
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He look like Mr Rogers hosed Eeyore and he is the resulting lovechild.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 07:43 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:This poo poo right here is why I always ask the realtor if the neighborhood has ever shown any signs of a subterranean gnome-people infestation Come on, buddy, Danny Devito ain't that bad.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 07:48 |
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WarpedNaba posted:Come on, buddy, Danny Devito ain't that bad. for gnome rear end: http://i.imgur.com/K96JqwP.jpg
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Data Graham posted:Or this one I lose my poo poo to MORK and when you get to COHOSE YUOR CLOOR.
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Smelly posted:for gnome rear end: http://i.imgur.com/K96JqwP.jpg
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Data Graham posted:Or this one Whenever I see this image I always hear it as: SHRAMP!!!
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 08:42 |
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Smelly posted:for gnome rear end: http://i.imgur.com/K96JqwP.jpg Why would anyone film this.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 08:50 |
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PCOS Bill posted:Why would anyone film this.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 08:58 |
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PCOS Bill posted:Why would anyone film this. Always Sunny is a fantastic show about a bunch of obnoxious assholes and I recommend watching it if you haven't.
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It's Always Sunny really is great. DeVito plays a disgusting casually racist old man that constantly tries to scam people. His nephew is an egomaniacal PUA, his niece is the butt of jokes so she bullies people, the religious guy constantly denies being gay despite everyone knowing, and Charlie Day plays a manchild. Most episodes are them being terrible to other people and each other for personal gain, and they are rewarded just as much as they are punished for it.
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https://twitter.com/mmccwill/status/696962004548874240
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mr pooglyfoop posted:Ha, already thought of that.
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The MSJ posted:It's Always Sunny really is great. DeVito plays a disgusting casually racist old man that constantly tries to scam people. His nephew is an egomaniacal PUA, his niece is the butt of jokes so she bullies people, the religious guy constantly denies being gay despite everyone knowing, and Charlie Day plays a manchild. Most episodes are them being terrible to other people and each other for personal gain, and they are rewarded just as much as they are punished for it. Now that you've read this you don't need to watch the show, because this is literally everything in it. Imagine that paragraph as a horse, deceased, mercilessly beaten. That's the show.
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Your Computer posted:I've never heard him speak but his face makes me think he's constantly making the Tina Belcher groan This made me one of those "HA" laughs, I scared the cat, thank you
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snergle posted:Ayam cemani have black everything including eggs if i remember right. their like 4000$/bird though Their eggs are white. Everything else is black. No chicken has black eggs.
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Soulex posted:Brazilian nuts are one of those food items that I never knew the real name of thanks to living in the good ol south for years. So what were you calling them previously? Teddybear posted:My name got changed back in Lovedump. I'm more than fine with it. So, going by the picture, were you Silver Alicorn before?
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:So what were you calling them previously? God bless you, you sweet, innocent child
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:So what were you calling them previously? lol edit: Also the Rudbeckia fulgida 'Goldsturm' is also known as the "Black-Eyed Susan," which is potentially only marginally better than what I knew it as growing up. blarzgh has a new favorite as of 18:03 on Feb 9, 2016 |
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Bonster posted:Their eggs are white. Everything else is black. No chicken has black eggs. And that's when I knew.....this wasn't just a chicken. This was evil incarnate!
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Bonster posted:Their eggs are white. Everything else is black. No chicken has black eggs. Look at that massive black cock!
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