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Toops posted:Solar Plebeian needs a trailer backstory promo vid. I was really inspired by this vid, just imagine he's in space talking to the Space Senate: Backstory porno video, you say… hmm? …oh… oh, you don't. Well you should. Just think of the gaming media controversy and free exposure it'd bring you.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I'd prefer Solar Amphibians That's an easy enough change to make. I went with "Marines" so the acronym would be SMAC, which is what I do to my face every time I see more Star Citizen "development" news.
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Elerion posted:Public companies publish financials because they have to. I don't know any private companies off the top of my head which voluntarily publish their financials aside from cherry picked numbers which they want to show for marketing purposes. Even public companies do their best to hide the operational details, since it is undeniably a disadvantage if your competitors, suppliers and customers know your financials (aside from what you want to show). It's not that the won't release the financials that I think is stupid, it's about the idiocy of Lesnicks post trying to rationalize it. Like I'm sure they are going to have to pay more for desks because the desk company knows how much money they have.
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Tippis posted:Backstory porno video, you say… hmm? I think exposure is a given, actually.
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AP posted:Yeah, I know I'm just saying anytime I quote a daily number in this thread I've been doing it for non-sale days. My read was that the number is so big as to render each new million meaningful -- but I also got the sense that there was a feeling of exposure they were increasingly less comfortable with. This might auger for their relative accuracy, the fact that she feels prompted to want to start hiding them. G0RF fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Feb 10, 2016 |
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Beet Wagon posted:That's an easy enough change to make. I went with "Marines" so the acronym would be SMAC, which is what I do to my face every time I see more Star Citizen "development" news. But SMAC is a good game that already exists
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Sorry guys, we don't want to have our programmers picked up by companies willing to pay them more so we won't release any numbers! Nevermind the fact that the competitors can just literally ask our employees how much they get paid and how much it would take to get them to move!
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Shitizens are so creepy.
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Dogstoyevsky posted:But SMAC is a good game that already exists That's a good point. SMAC isn't a silly enough name for SP. Solar Plebeian - Briefing Room, 0800 Space Hours - Commander Paarp: Gentlemen, I'd like to start this briefing by commending you on the recent training exercise against the 4242th Raider Battalion. You really showed those amateurs what a well-trained and highly motivated Solar Amphibian Defense Strategic Aviation Company can do. You are truly the finest group of Plebeians I have ever had the honor to serve with. I hope you got the most out of that training, because we're going to be put to the test, and gentlemen it WILL be a trial by fire. At 2130 Space Hours yesterday we received a distress call from the H.M.S. Discohobo. The signal was partially jammed, but before it cut off completely Intel was able to decipher enough to know Discohobo just took a big bite of poo poo sandwich. Lieutenant Greenskeeper: What are we talking about, sir? Goonduul? Commander Paarp: Jumping Jesus' Balls I wish it was just the Goonduul! There's no easy way to say this, boys: Discohobo has fallen into the hands of a Search and Destroy unit of the 4th Stimpire. And it gets worse. On board Discohobo was the only functioning Lesnicanum in this sector of human space, codename MacGuffin. Without that device, human control of this sector will fall apart. Now, Solar Control is organizing a task force to respond, but we're the closest ship, and you bet your sweet loving rear end we're not going to get shown up by a bunch of Navy pukes. Gentlemen we are going into Stimpire space to retrieve that box, have no doubts about that. You've all heard the stories. You've all seen the holovids that we use because regular videos aren't futurey enough. I don't have to tell you that if the Stimpire gains control of this sector we'll all be wearing our balls on our chin and eating our corn flakes with electrified forks. So get ready, because this isn't a training mission any more. We're going out there and RAMMING THOSE STIMPIRE FUCKS STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL! Paarp, out.
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I will confidently say that no one will ever see a prisoner fiddling with their handcuffs in any ship in any iteration of Star Citizen ever maaaaaybe in an unskippable cutscene in sq42, but never in a player interaction Imagine a release date. Now double that every second.
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Wafflz posted:Shitizens are so creepy. Yeah, having a wall dimmer switch was laughs enough. Hopefully it gets added to the dashboard on Solar Plebian. But watching some dude fiddle with handcuffs? Christ, we're at Stimpire levels there.
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Madcosby posted:I will confidently say that no one will ever see a prisoner fiddling with their handcuffs in any ship in any iteration of Star Citizen ever Are you sure? Obviously there has to be some lock picking mechanic in place (it has probably already been implemented behind the scenes just not shown yet) to facilitate sneaking in and out of crates. Once the RPG features are added in (again, already done I'm sure) it would be trivial to implement handcuff fiddling. Once free, I could then brandish a weapon and shoot the pilot. Oh wait...
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Madcosby posted:I will confidently say that no one will ever see a prisoner fiddling with their handcuffs in any ship in any iteration of Star Citizen ever How do I double it? unix timestamp?
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Iglocska posted:How do I double it? unix timestamp? And then it overflows and it turns out Star Citizen was released in the 1970s
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I could imagine someone clipping through their handcuffs and then the ship disappearing leaving nothing but the player in empty space. That's kind of like a prison escape.
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feedmegin posted:And then it overflows and it turns out Star Citizen was released in the 1970s Yep, that's the one thing they should have converted to 64-bit.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:That's unfair, he's the architect of the 2015 Santa Monica restaurant boom
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Fried Watermelon posted:Sorry guys, we don't want to have our programmers picked up by companies willing to pay them more so we won't release any numbers! Also, at the rate and frequency they're losing talent, I get the distinct feeling that no amount of hidden numbers will keep the poachers away.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 17:59 |
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Good loving Lord. I'm at work, and my bosses (I work for a married couple) are in the next office bitching at each other. Mrs. Boss just snippily told Mr. Boss "If you implemented a tenth of the ideas I had at my previous job, this would be the best company ever." I immediately thought of Sandi saying she was one of the best saleswomen in the world and had been ever since she was a little girl. I'm glad my boss's delusions don't have access to millions of dollars.
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fuzzknot posted:Good loving Lord. speaking of Sandi
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EminusSleepus posted:speaking of Sandi God Almighty. Looks more fun to work for than Sandi, though.
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fuzzknot posted:Good loving Lord. Stay safe worker ghost
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ShredsYouSay posted:Stay safe worker ghost Anywhere NOT working for Sandi is probably pretty good. My job sucks, but at least it's not that.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:13 |
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Chris Roberts Fidelity: Firing a railgun beside your face lol
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:14 |
in the future space fights will be handled with WWII dogfights and hand railcannons
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EminusSleepus posted:Chris Roberts Fidelity: Firing a railgun beside your face lol Beside your face? No no no, that would be unsafe. Look again - we built the railgun directly into the side of the helmet. That way it's much safer.
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EminusSleepus posted:Chris Roberts Fidelity: Firing a railgun beside your face lol Hrmm....where have I seen something like this before....
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EminusSleepus posted:Chris Roberts Fidelity: Firing a railgun beside your face lol Whoa look at all those triangles I tried counting and my life doesn't have half that immersion
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Dapper Dan posted:Hrmm....where have I seen something like this before.... Are there any truly original ideas in Star Citizen? I mean I guess the funding model has/had a few inventions, but the game? I can't think of any
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 18:23 |
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a new hot take from INN. http://imperialnews.network/2016/02/star-citizens-ace-in-the-hole-foundry-42-frankfurt quote:I’d like to take some time today to talk about the incredible tech that Frankfurt team has brought to Star Citizen woof, I need a cigarette.
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EightAce posted:Dont know where 10 hours is from ? He has shot far, far more than that and is still shooting bits. Its beyond belief bad. Not 'Ed Wood , its a product of its time and has a certain charm' bad , but really loving bad. Ooooh my god.
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aleksendr posted:They are a "Pay2snowflake" race on Star-Trek Online, Klingon side : That would explain why Captain B'tak's RSI handle name is sabre-tooth.
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yo can we get some stretch goals, plebs?
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A Neurotic Jew posted:a new hot take from INN. What purpose does them throwing in a dig at Elite even serve?
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A Neurotic Jew posted:a new hot take from INN.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:Are there any truly original ideas in Star Citizen? No. If there were, they wouldn't be able to appeal to the audience they found.
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YellerBill posted:What purpose does them throwing in a dig at Elite even serve? because Elite did procedural generation first and they have to justify Star Citizens version as being an expression of singular genius.
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Beet Wagon posted:Beside your face? No no no, that would be unsafe. Jesus H. Christ; I thought all that railgun stuff was for the parody game. Star Citizen: Unintentional Self-Parody
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Whenever a shitizen says "this is just my personal speculation, but..." you know you're in for a good time.
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