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jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Dunban posted:

This is gonna blow your mind, but most professional footballers are incredibly stupid

Sunderland just sacked him :rip:

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Dunban posted:

This is gonna blow your mind, but most professional footballers are incredibly stupid

its really staggering that they are as dumb as they are though. its proper special needs.

Xillah
Nov 29, 2002

I paid $10 to change some guys avatar to an Oblivion Elf with giant tits just to steal this gif

jre posted:

Sunderland just sacked him :rip:

They had to, he shouldn't have played after he was charged in my personal opinion even though it could have meant the drop.

I'm a Sunderland supporter, I have a season card, if he was still there after pleading guilty I would have stopped going.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
wasn't it just a few kisses and gropes? not really a big deal. wouldn't mind my club signing the lad, he's a pretty good player. just have to make sure we lock up our daughters first haha

Xillah
Nov 29, 2002

I paid $10 to change some guys avatar to an Oblivion Elf with giant tits just to steal this gif

Mean Bean Machine posted:

wasn't it just a few kisses and gropes? not really a big deal. wouldn't mind my club signing the lad, he's a pretty good player. just have to make sure we lock up our daughters first haha

When he's good he's very good. Most of the time he's Mediocre. We're shite though so we make him look class.

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Johnson has so much class he could run a school.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
His name is literally what ruined his career.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Adam? It's a traditional nonce name, think how young Eve must have been

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Xillah posted:

They had to, he shouldn't have played after he was charged in my personal opinion even though it could have meant the drop.

Innocent until proven guilty.

But enough about the girl.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
If anyone wants to follow the Johnson case live, this fella is tweeting about it right now: https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday

Some of it is quite disturbing, some very funny.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



jyrka posted:

Some of it is quite disturbing, some very funny.

Ray-parlour.txt

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

jyrka posted:

If anyone wants to follow the Johnson case live, this fella is tweeting about it right now: https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday

Some of it is quite disturbing, some very funny.



jesus footballers are so loving stupid

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER

jyrka posted:

If anyone wants to follow the Johnson case live, this fella is tweeting about it right now: https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday

Some of it is quite disturbing, some very funny.

https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698127396470390784

https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698127734363549697

:eyepop:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


jyrka posted:

If anyone wants to follow the Johnson case live, this fella is tweeting about it right now: https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday

Some of it is quite disturbing, some very funny.

https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698129575138738177
lmao

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Wonder how long before his wife fucks off

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bovril Delight posted:

Wonder how long before his wife fucks off

https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698128687275892737

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



hahahahahah what a knobhead

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
He sounds like any other 18 year old around here. Except he's a professional footballer in his mid 20s. I mean I get guys like him are dragged out of school pretty young and that part of their brain is stunted, but there are so many other parts that should be sounding the loving idiot alarm.

Munin
Nov 14, 2004



lol what

How loving dumb and oblivious must he be.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698152035057844225

https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698153080261636101

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

This is just sad

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

ffs

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Relegate Sunderland for for fielding a known nonce and award Liverpool the points for the February 6 match imho.

:aatrek:

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

Paddyb posted:

Relegate Sunderland for for fielding a known nonce and award Liverpool the points for the February 6 match imho.

:aatrek:

Subtract points from Liverpool for voluntarily staying on the pitch with a pedo IMO

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Insurrectionist posted:

Subtract points from Liverpool for voluntarily staying on the pitch with a pedo IMO

And letting said deviant score a goal.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
e: nah this was poo poo

HJB fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Feb 12, 2016

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Jfc no wonder he went for a guilty plea. What a plonker.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698155264726462464

What baffles me is that his gf still stands by him knowing all this, lmao.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

dex_sda posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshHalliday/status/698155264726462464

What baffles me is that his gf still stands by him knowing all this, lmao.

£££

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
the whole thing is super sad. the insecurity of it all is the worst. imagine a kid without education after 7th grade, and without having school or a "normal" environment to grow up in. this is what you get.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

oliwan posted:

the whole thing is super sad. the insecurity of it all is the worst. imagine a kid without education after 7th grade, and without having school or a "normal" environment to grow up in. this is what you get.

But enough about your posts

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



Sure but how much money is there in Johnson now though?

But I guess it's either that or a completely misguided attempt to keep a family together cause she just had a baby. :(

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

ephex posted:

But enough about your posts

sorry, is this not e/n???

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Funny really that it's just accepted that footballers will be this thick and no-one is particularly surprised

Pat Mustard
Mar 9, 2013
Adam Nohnson.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Lemon posted:

Funny really that it's just accepted that footballers will be this thick and no-one is particularly surprised

Half the Barnsley squad were at it with high school kids last time they were in the Prem.

Xillah
Nov 29, 2002

I paid $10 to change some guys avatar to an Oblivion Elf with giant tits just to steal this gif

sassassin posted:

Innocent until proven guilty.

But enough about the girl.

I didn't say the club should have sacked him. Just that I didn't think he should be playing first team football. Reputationally it was the wise thing to do.

Xillah
Nov 29, 2002

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HJB posted:

He sounds like any other 18 year old around here. Except he's a professional footballer in his mid 20s. I mean I get guys like him are dragged out of school pretty young and that part of their brain is stunted, but there are so many other parts that should be sounding the loving idiot alarm.

Those texts were cringey as gently caress "lol"

Given the number of times he checked to make sure she hadn't told anyone about him this isn't a "footballers are dumb" thing. It was grooming.

Xillah fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Feb 12, 2016

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greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



it can be both

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