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Solice Kirsk posted:Gas chambers were and still are a US thing. Not really. Only five states still have them, and they are never the first method chosen.
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The holocaust, never was, and never will be, funny. I have a list of things that are not funny, but I am not willing to share it because I rather these things come up naturally as teachable lessons.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:13
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Marta Velasquez posted:Not really. Only five states still have them, and they are never the first method chosen. Only 2% of the states have Chicago in them, but that doesn't make Chicago any less a US city. Either way, I never really thought of it as a holocaust joke, but if it is then it's a pretty benign one. As far as holocaust jokes go anyways.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:18
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PBS Newshour posted:The holocaust, never was, and never will be, funny. I have a list of things that are not funny, but I am not willing to share it because I rather these things come up naturally as teachable lessons. This depends, is the joke about three bee stings a holocaust joke, or a joke that happens to tangentially involve the holocaust? Because IMO it's pretty funny.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:21
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AlphaKretin posted:This depends, is the joke about three bee stings a holocaust joke, or a joke that happens to tangentially involve the holocaust? Because IMO it's pretty funny. What's that one?
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Feb 16, 2016 16:22
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Solice Kirsk posted:What's that one? What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust. Three bee stings. I mean when I say "pretty funny" that's by the standards of jokes you tell which tend to be less funny than situational humour.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:24
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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Holocaust jokes.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:26
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Well seeing as though three bee stings will have more impact and relevance on my day to day activity I can certainly see that being true.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:28
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Solice Kirsk posted:Only 2% of the states have Chicago in them, but that doesn't make Chicago any less a US city. Either way, I never really thought of it as a holocaust joke, but if it is then it's a pretty benign one. As far as holocaust jokes go anyways. If someone starts to talk about their trip to Paris, most people are going to assume they are talking about France, not Texas. If someone mentions gas chambers, most people are going to assume their talking about the Holocaust. I agree that it's a pretty benign joke. At this point, if someone mentions the gas chamber, I'm going to think of SA. That's not true for non-goons, though.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:45
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Solice Kirsk posted:Well seeing as though three bee stings will have more impact and relevance on my day to day activity I can certainly see that being true. And also the fact the holocaust didn't even happen.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:50
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Have you heard of that cool Egyptian death metal band? It's called Holocaust De-Nile.
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Feb 16, 2016 16:54
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AlphaKretin posted:This depends, is the joke about three bee stings a holocaust joke, or a joke that happens to tangentially involve the holocaust? Because IMO it's pretty funny. Six million Jews walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, "Is this a Holocaust joke?" *thinks for a second* He's right, Holocaust jokes aren't funny.
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Feb 16, 2016 17:01
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Jedit posted:Six million Jews walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, "Is this a Holocaust joke?" The fool! He could have sold the bar out of it's stores of Kosher wine, bagels, and lox! I couldn't think of a predominantly Jewish liquor. Is there one?
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Feb 16, 2016 17:07
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Imagine the noise Santa Claus would make if someone knocked the wind out of him while he was shouting "Ho ho ho!" That's the noise I made when I read that. Goddrat.
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Feb 16, 2016 17:13
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This week's Holocaust tantrum spiral award goes to... 22 Eargesplitten! Good job 22 Eargesplitten! Holllaaaaaaa 
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Feb 16, 2016 17:17
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You know what the Holocaust and a good Holocaust joke have in common?
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Feb 16, 2016 17:19
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Paladinus posted:You know what the Holocaust and a good Holocaust joke have in common? jews don't care for them?
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Feb 16, 2016 17:19
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Imagine the noise Santa Claus would make if someone knocked the wind out of him while he was shouting "Ho ho ho!" That's the noise I made when I read that. Goddrat. Hahaha, that's a brilliant description. And also my exact reaction the first time I read it. And stop talking about the Holocaust. I've read that word so many times it's starting to not look real. Unfortunately for six million Jews, it was.
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Feb 16, 2016 17:24
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Paladinus posted:You know what the Holocaust and a good Holocaust joke have in common? The idea is there, but they lack ambition?
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Feb 16, 2016 17:24
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Paladinus posted:You know what the Holocaust and a good Holocaust joke have in common? Neither ever happened?
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Feb 16, 2016 17:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:The fool! He could have sold the bar out of it's stores of Kosher wine, bagels, and lox! http://www.manischewitzwine.com/
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Feb 16, 2016 17:32
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theflyingorc posted:jews don't care for them? Kajeesus posted:The idea is there, but they lack ambition? Chichevache posted:Neither ever happened? Discussing them helps to spot anti-Semites.
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Feb 16, 2016 17:35
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Somewhere, right this moment a mod goes 143 replies fml 
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Feb 16, 2016 17:43
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Imagine the noise Santa Claus would make if someone knocked the wind out of him while he was shouting "Ho ho ho!" That's the noise I made when I read that. Goddrat. This quote also works for the funny quote thread.  Great mental image!
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Feb 16, 2016 17:47
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I honestly felt really bad posting it but Hey, if there was ever a time and place to make that joke, it was on the something awful forums.
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Feb 16, 2016 17:56
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The holocaust can be funny. I'd even say it was a gas.
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Feb 16, 2016 18:41
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PBS Newshour posted:The holocaust, never was, and never will be, funny. I have a list of things that are not funny, but I am not willing to share it because I rather these things come up naturally as teachable lessons. Let me help you with your list of unfunny things: 1. Forums poster PBS Newshour 2. 3. 4. 5.
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Feb 16, 2016 19:21
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PBS Newshour uses JOKE! BiggerBoat is confused! He hurts his reputation in his confusion!
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Feb 16, 2016 20:24
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Control Volume posted:PBS Newshour uses JOKE! BiggerBoat is confused! He hurts his reputation in his confusion! Control Volume fucks ponies!
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Feb 16, 2016 20:27
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this is like the third or fourth time you've come out of nowhere to talk about horse loving, broski
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Feb 16, 2016 20:31
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we are nailing this internet thing, gang
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Feb 16, 2016 20:57
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You guys seem angry for some dumb reason.
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Feb 16, 2016 21:23
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Hogge Wild posted:Control Volume fucks ponies! hosed up if true
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Feb 16, 2016 21:33
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I ain't mad I'm just trying to figure out if this guy is pissed because I banged his sister or something
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Feb 16, 2016 21:54
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BiggerBoat posted:Let me help you with your list of unfunny things: This is hurtful, but I am willing to move pass this and become friends.
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Feb 16, 2016 21:57
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Control Volume posted:I ain't mad I'm just trying to figure out if this guy is pissed because I banged his sister or something Is his sister a pony or something?
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Feb 16, 2016 22:05
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hogge wild is john elway?
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Feb 16, 2016 22:11
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PBS Newshour posted:This is hurtful, but I am willing to move pass this and become friends. Why would he want to be friends with someone who isn't funny?
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Plastik posted:Why would he want to be friends with someone who isn't funny? Well that seems to be a common interest of ours.
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