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Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


"Unconfirmed reports say 2nd French Empire's general Napoleon III may have uprooted from his post at Paris in order to be present at Sedan. 2nd French Empire sources have said that holding the commune against Kaiser's Legion has become their main strategic priority and this move would not be unexpected."

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Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Paradox's stream is about to begin:

https://www.twitch.tv/paradoxinteractive

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.
Was just about to post the link as well. Make sure you hide the chat window unless you like getting spammed by retards.

Well now Paradox - here we are now. Entertain us.

Tendronai
May 7, 2008

My worst nightmare. It's a dream I have. I'm in a square cell, glass walls, just me and a little castle.
This is when we discover this was all some long-con master troll and they don't have anything to actually announce, isn't it.

BastardySkull
Apr 12, 2007

Steam has already leaked the release. It keeps popping up and down from Coming Soon! to this.

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Hype is 100 right now.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Paradox going to finally announce which country is the best.

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Paradox going to finally announce which country is the best.

In a surprise twist, it turns out to be French Guiana.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I'm sick at home and just want to play stellaris, I think it would make me better.
I will play MOO instead. Also, anyone who hasn't played it or only remembers it as a kid, go grab Master of Orion off GOG it's really good.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
A message just popped up saying 10 minutes until they begin.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Pakled posted:

A message just popped up saying 10 minutes until they begin.

Hmmm....10....I and 0...., Io, a moon of Jupiter...Orbital period of 42 days, 4+2 =6? Civ 6 finally confirmed????

MatchaZed
Feb 14, 2010

We Can Do It!


Pakled posted:

A message just popped up saying 10 minutes until they begin.

I thought I might have missed something showing up at quarter after. Hahahahaaaaaaa.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

The layout of this room makes no sense to me from this camera angle

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

The layout of this room makes no sense to me from this camera angle

seriously this is some M.C. Escher poo poo

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
That is a pretty nice couch.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
It's an okay couch at best imo

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Puella Magissima posted:

It's an okay couch at best imo

Romans dined on couches, Rome II confirmed!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Paradox people seem very nice, I'm guessing it's a Swedish thing?

Freudian
Mar 23, 2011

Can someone report on the wallpaper, this is important

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Complimenting the Paradox forums community.

Athaboros
Mar 11, 2007

Hundreds and Thousands!



Wait what is in the purple cage?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

gently caress ,death of PC gaming finally confirmed. RIP.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
So that's why the Congo is so hosed up, because it's run by Victoria players.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
Victoria creates capitalists.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I was very disappointed with Blockn'Hood

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.
Why are we watching hipsters and awkward nerds try and save the world with videogames?

Unless your solution to the world's problems is to slam a mass driver round into it from space that's not why I'm here!

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Pakled posted:

So that's why the Congo is so hosed up, because it's run by Victoria players.

Leopold II and Mobutu provided the startup capital for Paradox to create video games about their lives.

Orv
May 4, 2011
loving stop this Paradox.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
This is dumb and bad.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

OC brat get out

e; oh god no he's here

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
All it is missing is ME!?!

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

This kid is the worst.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Orv posted:

loving stop this Paradox.
It's GDC, not E3. That film has gotta make other devs in the audience feel good too, right?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

People getting mad at a video game company for making a game for/with kids. Lol.

Athaboros
Mar 11, 2007

Hundreds and Thousands!



Not a thing that I want. What's next?

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
I can't stop cringing.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
To be fair, this kid's better at public speaking than I was when I was 10.

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
This is so much worse than the new wallpaper

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Poor kid really earning the ire of twitch chat

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
SILENCE, CHILD!

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