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Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

Pakled posted:

To be fair, this kid's better at public speaking than I was when I was 10.

Yeah you gotta give him that. Cringy how the guy is furiously checking his cards though.

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Is this actually an announcement they have passed the Turing test with an android designed to appear in infomercials?

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

What's happening? some kid giving a speech?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I hope they make a lot of money off this, and the kid gets more tail than any Vicky 3 player ever will.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Misspelled the link.

BillBear
Mar 13, 2013

Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.
:froggonk:

Athaboros
Mar 11, 2007

Hundreds and Thousands!



Hooray, a Kickstarter!

Captain No-mates
Apr 3, 2010

Awesome!

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.
Paradox, why are you Kickstarting a game!? You have millions of dollars in the bank, use them to do stuff that makes you more money.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

hahaha does having a conference this embarassing mean paradox is officially a big deal game company now

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
Finally something good.

Orv
May 4, 2011

Brother Entropy posted:

hahaha does having a conference this embarassing mean paradox is officially a big deal game company now

I was just about to say I wasn't aware I'd taken a time machine forward to E3.

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Brother Entropy posted:

hahaha does having a conference this embarassing mean paradox is officially a big deal game company now
Gotta get some press coverage for that IPO.


But thank Jesus we're on to something good - please god have something interesting to present.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

They hosed up the URL and accidentally omitted the 'k' in 'magicka'. It's magickacardgame.com, not magicacardgame.com.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

This Thulsa Doom-sounding brand manager should do all Paradox's announcing.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Please give me a release date.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
that was absolutely loving disgusting

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010
What is this Strate-Jay you talk about Johan?

Athaboros
Mar 11, 2007

Hundreds and Thousands!



Never change, Johan :allears:

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Put on a sports coat dangit!!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Kid was the most well dressed person on stage.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Put on a sports coat dangit!!

johan please. you look and sound like a sex offender :(

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

Was Johan aware that he was presenting earlier than five minutes ago? Or did they come kick the poo poo out of him to get out of bed around 1:00 minute into Ethan's video?

Orv
May 4, 2011
Trips over not saying Victoria 3. :v:

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Did they make the automation system actually work this time unlike in hoi3?

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Johan calm down, you're fidgeting like hell whenever Mr. Wester's talking.

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
D-day release!

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Omnicarus posted:

Was Johan aware that he was presenting earlier than five minutes ago? Or did they come kick the poo poo out of him to get out of bed around 1:00 minute into Ethan's video?

It's currently 1AM for him, I'm sure he's horrifically jet lagged. I'm sure there's plenty of talented stylists in San Fran though...

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

poo poo when is D-day

Magissima
Apr 15, 2013

I'd like to introduce you to some of the most special of our rocks and minerals.
Soiled Meat
June 6th

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

poo poo when is D-day

June 6th.

Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

poo poo when is D-day

December 8

Tendronai
May 7, 2008

My worst nightmare. It's a dream I have. I'm in a square cell, glass walls, just me and a little castle.

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

poo poo when is D-day

June 6th

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

Puella Magissima posted:

D-day release!

So the 25th of May wasn't that far off.

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

poo poo when is D-day

July 4th

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Psychotic Weasel posted:

It's currently 1AM for him, I'm sure he's horrifically jet lagged. I'm sure there's plenty of talented stylists in San Fran though...

Johan is kind of awkard and Scandinavian, such a person is not meant to be in a position to draw attention to themselves.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

4/20?

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

poo poo when is D-day

Tomorrow! Nice one Pdx.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

"I know, I know."

God, don't be such a dick to Johan presenter guy.

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Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

Randarkman posted:

Johan is kind of awkard and Scandinavian, such a person is not meant to be in a position to draw attention to themselves.

Maybe he actually just snorted a rail before going on stage? It is California.

When in Rome, right?

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