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One sausage in a bun, please
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:54 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:A flatbread is a bread made with flour, water and salt, and then thoroughly rolled into flattened dough. You'll notice the conspicuous absence of a leavening agent. Checkmate.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:56 |
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a hotdog is a friend
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:57 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:This is the definition of a sandwich: A sandwich is a food item consisting of one or more types of food, such as vegetables, sliced cheese or meat, placed on or between slices of bread, or more generally any dish wherein two or more pieces of bread serve as a container or wrapper for some other food. Not at all according to the specifications laid down by the Earl of Sandwich, two pieces of bread is all that he sought his name be applied to. A single-bread item is something held in a trencher. And the USDA definition of sandwich only focuses on the percentage of bread vs non-bread content. Only sandwiches are sandwiches, everything else has a proper name.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:57 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:No, as they can be held sideways and hoagie bread and hoagie fixings will remain in place. Horizontality is an overlooked but absolutely necessary condition for an item to be a sandwich. get a load of this fancy boy i got a long tartine for you right here pal also, what would you call an open faced turkey sandwich, you big idiot? did you learn that in college in between your marijuana hookahs and your sex yogas?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:58 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:You'll notice the conspicuous absence of a leavening agent. Checkmate. A flatbread is a bread made with flour, water and salt, and then thoroughly rolled into flattened dough. Many flatbreads are unleavened—made without yeast—although some are slightly leavened, such as pita bread.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 15:58 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Not at all according to the specifications laid down by the Earl of Sandwich, two pieces of bread is all that he sought his name be applied to. A single-bread item is something held in a trencher. more BS that has nothing to do with sandwiches, you never even tried to say why I am wrong, just made up definitions that don't even exist. Come back when you have some real sandwich knowledge
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:00 |
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ya'll needa worry more about making bread than making bread if you catch the lingo
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:00 |
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get back to work
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:01 |
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im sick and bored and about to make a burrito sandwich
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:01 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:Only sandwiches are sandwiches, everything else has a proper name. im gonna get a footlong, hth
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:01 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:get a load of this fancy boy The Earl of Sandwich was the first man of nobility to buck this vulgarity of the landed gentry with their gross displays of heaped single breads. May he rest in peace and his ancestors never see this terrible thread.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:02 |
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Hot Karl Marx posted:im sick and bored and about to make a burrito sandwich you sone of a bitch thats a casserole and you drat well know it
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:03 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:"long tartine"
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:04 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:turkey canapés
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:05 |
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I really want a hotdog now
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:06 |
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Flour tortillas are also used to make fajitas, sandwiches, casseroles and stews, and there are numerous other uses. Game. Set. Match.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:07 |
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If the Bocuse d'Or put held an international, seeded, all comers Hot Dog challenge and you brought out a mirrored tray of two-bread covered sandwiches you'd be loving eliminated because a Hot Dog is not a sandwich.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:07 |
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if a hot dog was listed under "sandwiches" somewhere id probably not buy it lol
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:09 |
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Corn tortillas > flour tortillas, summarily, and in each & every possible way. Also, W.T.F. is a tartine LOLOL?
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:10 |
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excuse me, phyllis? i will have a slice of pie, a long tartine and a turkey canape. also, tell that gang of truckers what i ordered while i prep my ribs for the well-deserved savage beating im going to receiveAnderron Shi posted:
go ask your mom
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:10 |
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This thread's idea of a what a 'sandwich' is:
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:12 |
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ScrotoTurboSperg posted:excuse me, phyllis? i will have a slice of pie, a long tartine and a turkey canape. also, tell that gang of truckers what i ordered while i prep my ribs for the well-deserved savage beating im going to receive You're lewd.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:12 |
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Then Trump is elected he will appoint Doobie as his Dog Czar and we will finally have an official answer.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:13 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:This thread's idea of a what a 'sandwich' is:
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:15 |
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Is that a motherfucking pizza cone? Yes I want to know more.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:15 |
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lookit those tasty sandwiches
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:15 |
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shadow puppet of a posted:This thread's idea of a what a 'sandwich' is:
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:15 |
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no it's a cheap sausage made from pig anus you 20 retard fucks
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:16 |
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On its own a hotdog is simply a piece of meat. No bread. Now a hot dog AND bun. Well now you've opened up a can of worms.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:17 |
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Wafflz posted:Is that a motherfucking pizza cone? this is america buddy and thats all you need to know. we've got food that'll make your dick wet and your pussy hard
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:17 |
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Pound_Coin posted:no it's a cheap sausage made from pig anus you 20 retard fucks i like every word of this post
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:17 |
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Listen up you idiot sons of bitches! If the bread is cooked with the fillings, it is not a sandwich. Pizza not a sandwich, calzone not a sandwich, taquito not a sandwich, corn dog not a sandwich. This doesn't settle the issue of hot dogs or burritos but it is a good start.
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:18 |
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Wafflz posted:Is that a motherfucking pizza cone? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008BZ9AWK/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v3_1_4_61_21956_0_
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:18 |
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Pound_Coin posted:no it's a cheap sausage made from pig anus you 20 retard fucks now put that between some buns and you got yourself a sandwich
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:20 |
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Pound_Coin posted:no it's a cheap sausage made from pig anus you 20 retard fucks Yeah, but if you put it in a bun is it a cheap pig anus sandwich? You've solved nothing, idiot!
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:21 |
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Germstore posted:Listen up you idiot sons of bitches! If the bread is cooked with the fillings, it is not a sandwich. Pizza not a sandwich, calzone not a sandwich, taquito not a sandwich, corn dog not a sandwich. This doesn't settle the issue of hot dogs or burritos but it is a good start. its called a parm and im gonna have to ask you to turn in your gun and your key to the executive five guys
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:21 |
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:21 |
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Shaquin posted:its called a parm and im gonna have to ask you to turn in your gun and your key to the executive five guys TOASTING IS NOT COOKING! I EXPECTED BETTER OFF YOU! FUUUUUUCK!
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# ? Mar 25, 2016 16:22 |
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Germstore posted:Listen up you idiot sons of bitches! If the bread is cooked with the fillings, it is not a sandwich. Pizza not a sandwich, calzone not a sandwich, taquito not a sandwich, corn dog not a sandwich. This doesn't settle the issue of hot dogs or burritos but it is a good start. not a sandwich lol
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