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EightAce posted:Good morning april fools. CR picks up oscar for best script in a short film. stay safe.
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Wrecked Angle posted:Goon afternoon, what is happening today? It's a real feel good Friday
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I'm gonna guess the Feds are about to crack down on money laundering through Kickstarter and/or video games, and Star Citizen is at the top of the list of people to investigate loving 111.3 million dollars! As usual Croberts just Ryan Archer'd the idea from a Breaking Bad episode.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:42 |
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Does anyone have the pastebin of the leaked scripted? How many times is the word "smart" used during it?
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cocaine dad show posted:It's a real feel good Friday I don't think this loving thread is loving jacked enough for the loving ELE and Moses-level exodus that is happening NOW-3d
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:43 |
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Here's some more Star Plebian lore, this time about Goonrathi! The collective Goonrathi is a surprisingly cosmopolitan faction, perfect for whatever stupid convoluted backstory you come up with for your little Mary-Sue player character there. Last of their kind? Secret royalty? That's adorable. No, truth is, the Goonrathi is made up of all sorts of different, funny-lookin' sentient species. Their respective ancestors made war upon each other until their original societies were nearly wiped out; what survived eventually became the “Goonrathi”. Instilled with a strong survival instinct from birth, modern Goonrathi still have a general distrust and loathing for each other, but considerably less than the xenophobia they have for any non-Goonrathi. Most Goonrathi ship owners dabble in a little of everything, from basic thuggery to good old fashioned mail fraud. They can be persuaded to act professional for a modest fee more, at least until their ship clears the station. Their sense of caution and fear of the unknown make them lousy explorers but very, very well prepared adventurers and soldiers of fortune, and once they agree to something they indeed to make sure all parties survive to the very end, if only they can collect the rest of their paycheck. However, this collective “over-culture” is not the sole defining trait of a Goonrathi, as echos of old ways continue to persist among its member species. Indeed, many of the species that were once fully Goonrathi have broken off-shoots to establish and revive their ancient cultures, losing most (but never all) of their mistrust. While these “forgetful folk” are technically friendly to their parent society (and lumped in with it whether they want it or not), “true” Goonrathi remain aloof around them, and prefer to use complicated coded clothing styles and passphrases to identify themselves to one another. However, it is easy to identify Goonrathi by simple observation; for example, in a party full of otherwise normal looking folks, the Goonrathi will either be alone in the corner sobbing or trying to look casual as they attempt to steal hors d'oeuvres or dinner mints while they think no one is looking. That said, here are the “races” of the Goonrathi - Humans - the boring and mostly hairless primates that are probably from an ancient Earth, or pre-date it because WHAT A TWIST! Normally associated with industriousness and adaptability, because that's exactly what they want you to believe. While not terribly far from the truth, Humans have a streak of laziness in them which is what really drives their need to invent time-saving devices. The two offshoots of Humanity that managed to stay out of the Great Goonrathi War went on to become the Spergians and the Ten Stimpires, if that tells you anything. Oh, which reminds me, Humans can be pretty Sick Fucks, too. Pee-Grabz - a race of Uplifted cats which retain many cat abilities, including being innately sneaky assholes but also are pretty cool too. They understand space flight and can do clever field repairs on ships when absolutely necessary, but prefer to just straight up hijack a new ship, until they break it beyond repair or just get bored and move on to a new one. This technically makes them nomads, but they are not wrong when they list their homeworld as “Ship”. Pee-Grabz have a peculiar carefree way of speech, and their writing is riddled with typos despite impressive penmanship. If they can be convinced to stay on a non-Pee-Grabs crew, they excel at being Ship Engineers, yes. Eownephonts - Small adorable pink elephant people that exist purely so we can include a key-chain of them in our overpriced collector's edition of Solar Plebian. They are well liked as much as Goonrathi “like” things, and often can be found as diplomats or traders or just hanging out and talking about things. They are slightly larger than a Pee-Grabs, and they love drinking good alcohol and break dancing, often multitasking the two. They love cartoons too, and are generally glad of lots of things and are sure to let you know it, too. The Tijuana Bibliophile - we only got one of these, as one is all you ever need. He looks like some sort of human octopus that had crazy sex with an instrument designed by Dr. Seuss in a fever dream. Otherwise a nice chap, handy in a fist fight, and spokesman for a company that makes vending machines that for some reason dispenses badly drawn gently caress-books. Because of these, he is a trillionaire and bought some ad space for this very description, so here we are. Buy Tijuana Bibliophile Brand Tijuana Bibles, where you work or bank! Melmacians - Sure why not, gotta pad this section out anyway. Mortal enemy of the Pee-Grabz because they eat cats you see. Daztek - famous for being yet another race of Goonrathi randomly chosen from an avatar, but unlike the Tijuana Bibliophile, there's a lot of these things. No one knows if they have a beak or just weird lips, because no one can get close enough from the spittle they generate from talking. They are good at business so often can be found in hives full of them, which they call “office buildings” or occasionally “the Department of Motor Spaceships”. Despite all looking the same regardless of gender, they can have very diverse personalities that are lost on non-Daztek because every last Daztek sounds like Daffy Duck gargling motor oil. They also like showtunes. Note: The alien races depicted here are based on the avatars of SA posters, not the posters themselves I regret nothin'
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Tokamak posted:Behold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8eoOfYoiRE The brochure is actually really funny, and they probably could have gotten away with selling a $5 skin.
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CrazyTolradi posted:So @WhiteknightNL who's Twitter feed was 80% about Derek Smart has had his account suspended. I'm sad now because I really wanted to watch his feed as this pot slowly boils and explodes all over Shitizens. From exchanges I had with him on twitter he is not even a backer. He just has a hard on for Derek.
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Can somebody tell me the major spoilers from the script leak so I can post them in strategic places? Thx
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MilesK posted:
My guess is it's the DEA, and they're going to start by investigating Chris Roberts' nose.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:45 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The brochure is actually really funny, and they probably could have gotten away with selling a $5 skin. oh they will sell one.
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Atheist Sunglasses posted:Can somebody tell me the major spoilers from the script leak so I can post them in strategic places? Thx or a ship gets boarded. i dunno there are like three characters that are captains
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1500 posted:oh they will sell one. It would have been funnier if the variant was actually sold out.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:48 |
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"Peter... Wake up, Peter... I brought you a chicken..."
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:49 |
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Penguin Bacon posted:Does anyone have the pastebin of the leaked scripted? How many times is the word "smart" used during it? Two times. quote:[Player]: "Forget about Karne. I want to know about Shubin. What's really going on there?" I think the bolded line is straight out of one of the Riddick films. But clearly this is an older script since Chris Roberts made them rewrite it to remove the word Smart.
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Penguin Bacon posted:Does anyone have the pastebin of the leaked scripted? How many times is the word "smart" used during it? EightAce said it was a very old draft, so presumably that's why there's some smart in there http://pastebin.com/G8fNs8dT
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:53 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The brochure is actually really funny, and they probably could have gotten away with selling a $5 skin. That brochure seem a little too close to home. Like the person writing it doesn't give a poo poo anymore because the end is near. I mean, the Scout joke, the little Benny.
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Literally Kermit posted:Here's some more Star Plebian lore, this time about Goonrathi! I wanna thank the Lord our savior... I want to thank my parents who brought me into this world, and most of all - who lit my long road from poo poo poster to shitposter... thank you all very much
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I think you mean…
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D1E posted:My guess is it's the DEA, and they're going to start by investigating Chris Roberts' nose. That'd explain the Roberts brothers rushing to LA to give jacked up interviews... I'll go with your theory.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:57 |
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sorla78 posted:
Wait, is this the same "Toast" that would appear in their "Verse" videos and was a forum mod? The Asian guy? He has an amazing, yet weird resume. A JD from Berkeley and 4 years in Patent Litigation at Townsend&Townsend are serious credentials. I've worked with/against their patent team on a few cases through the years and they always had top tier attorneys. What makes it bizarre is he became a coder/engineer after leaving the firm and then joined CIG as a paralegal. This is an imperfect analogy, but that's almost like a medical doctor taking a job as a nurse. I cannot even remotely guess as to the logic behind this.
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Beet Wagon posted:
Not bad but needs more blue balls here is an example
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It would have been funnier if the variant was actually sold out. LOL or it had a limited quantity counter that was slowly counting down, just think of all the rage posts.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:57 |
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Sandi, you should take acting lessons from Justin.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 17:58 |
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sorla78 posted:So that's what it feels like huh - the last day of a star citizen... lesnick must feel like this every single night when he goes to bed. Why thank you. I may or may not be You need a Platinum account to read this message. Edit. hosed up tags. Ruined everything. Burn it all down.
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Wafflz posted:Not bad but needs more blue balls What, did you think nobody would notice you just lifting Ryan Archer's original artwork for your post? Come on, that's just shameless.
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I Greyhound posted:http://pastebin.com/G8fNs8dT We have a frame of reference now for the script.
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 18:01 |
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There's a green screen version of the April Fools video that people might be interested in for future shoops/vids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFT-jfTZf1U e: Sandi posted it on her FB wall
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 18:01 |
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Sperglord posted:On the director posting the "Your Fired" link, the speculation around the leavers centered on them leaving in spite of CIG's attempt to keep them and/or the leavers planning to make a message by their leaving. In that case, I could see this post as a passive aggressive warning that the leavers better keep quiet about star citizen. Might be on the money with that. Two days before a bunch of CIG staffers are rumoured to be transforming into filthy leavers and a senior dev tweets an article which says, among other things, you shouldn't trash talk your ex-employer.
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fuctifino posted:There's a green screen version of the April Fools video that people might be interested in for future shoops/vids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag4gW_tvEQU Thank you for this treasure, CIG
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I Greyhound posted:http://pastebin.com/G8fNs8dT
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# ? Apr 1, 2016 18:05 |
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Tokamak posted:CIG's April Fools - https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/15274-Careers-Intergalactic-Food-Delivery "Do it." "Mr. Roberts? That was a joke. We can't seriously put even more mechan-" "Do. It."
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alphabettitouretti posted:Might be on the money with that. Two days before a bunch of CIG staffers are rumoured to be transforming into filthy leavers and a senior dev tweets an article which says, among other things, you shouldn't trash talk your ex-employer. Fair enough. Input from any industry insiders who also work on video games? Don't you think that other companies would kind of understand given CIG's absolutely disgusting and bizarre tale? I like to think those folks would still be hirable even if they did spill the beans and tell the world the truth about Chris Roberts and Sandi Gardiner. Because, come on - that's like surviving the Titanic. You can't help but tell the story...
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Daztek posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag4gW_tvEQU
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Beet Wagon posted:What, did you think nobody would notice you just lifting Ryan Archer's original artwork for your post? oops
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Wafflz posted:oops Thank you, was starting to get a little worried.
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Tokamak posted:Behold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8eoOfYoiRE A food delivery truck is more grounded and plausible than some of their actual planned ships.
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