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The standards for you and I don't apply if you have/had a successful footy career. It's hosed. See: Wayne Carey, Campbell Brown, Dustin Martin et al
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So how long til I can fire up photoshop and start inserting him into screencaps from Breaking Bad without getting done for libel
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bigis posted:I get that it's against Stevie J but even still...how is this not assault? Why don't dickholes get charged instead of jobs on Fox Footy. Likely because if he asked for a jury trial in his indictment, three charges of assault and one charge of assault occasioning actual bodily harm against Stevie J, there is no way he would be convicted by a cross section of 12 people from Melbourne who were too dumb or unemployed to get out of jury duty. Spacman fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Spacman posted:Likely because if he asked for a jury trial in his indictment, three charges of assault and one charge of assault occasioning actual bodily harm against Stevie J, there is no way he would be convicted by a cross section of 12 people from Melbourne who were too dumb or unemployed to get out of jury duty. Some people are just too honest and wont shirk the system. I keep telling my sister that you can literally just ignore the letter and claim you never got it but NOPE
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hiddenmovement posted:So how long til I can fire up photoshop and start inserting him into screencaps from Breaking Bad without getting done for libel I wouldn't worry about that. With the company he keeps if he takes offence you'll just end up dead in a ditch.
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hiddenmovement posted:Some people are just too honest and wont shirk the system. I keep telling my sister that you can literally just ignore the letter and claim you never got it but NOPE That sort of advice cuts both ways though. My brother served on a jury that found a chap not guilty of intent sell/supply for being raided with just under a kilo of weed. Apparently, his wig put up quite a convincing defense revolving around his client being agorophobic, having an ounce a week habit and only leaving the house to purchase twice a year...
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Under a kilo is a dealer amount?
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NTRabbit posted:Under a kilo is a dealer amount? It's like 30 ounces man... They will charge you intent sell/supply for that. BTW happy 4:20 Spacman fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Yeah anything over 1 ounce is deemed suitable for a criminal conviction when it comes to Mary Jane.
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Spacman posted:It's like 30 ounces man.... Blazin ![]()
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Lol who gives a poo poo about weed. Id let loving Cheech and Chong walk if I was on jury duty and Willie Nelson was the defence.
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Spacman posted:That sort of advice cuts both ways though. My brother served on a jury that found a chap not guilty of intent sell/supply for being raided with just under a kilo of weed. Apparently, his wig put up quite a convincing defense revolving around his client being agorophobic, having an ounce a week habit and only leaving the house to purchase twice a year... This is turning up in season 4 of Rake fo sho
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Spacman posted:It's like 30 ounces man... They will charge you intent sell/supply for that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCYA2J-De8
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Solemn Sloth posted:Yeah Collingwood traded their first pick away Good. I guess they'll end up trading out one of their midfielders to get back into the pointy end of the draft
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Nutsngum posted:Lol who gives a poo poo about weed. well queensland is currently putting through laws to reclassify weed on the same level as heroin sooo
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spamman posted:It was twelve down to nine and it was the biggest load of poo poo ever. And then Greg Williams bitched and moaned to the Supreme Court because he's a loving crybaby who can't get the fact that he did something really loving wrong into his head. His complaint was it was going to cost him like 90 grand in match payments, and then Carlton spent nearly half a million on his case. Joke's on him though, his general racist oval office-y-ness cost him a third Brownlow.
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Memento posted:And then Greg Williams bitched and moaned to the Supreme Court because he's a loving crybaby who can't get the fact that he did something really loving wrong into his head. His complaint was it was going to cost him like 90 grand in match payments, and then Carlton spent nearly half a million on his case. Is there a story on this?
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BrigadierSensible posted:Is there a story on this? He one of the first players charged under the racial vilification rules in the AFL for calling Chris Lewis a black oval office, specifically, "get this black oval office off me". He basically got away with it as well, under the Good Bloke Ordnance of 1980, whereby a man who is good at football can put his name to a public apology the club secretary wrote and get no penalty in return.
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Why the gently caress does Melbourne keep calling nothing press conferences for its players? First the Hogan one during NAB cup, now the Watts today which I genuinely thought must be to announce a new contract but nope it was just "yeah things are good I like how we are going cheers"
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Solemn Sloth posted:Why the gently caress does Melbourne keep calling nothing press conferences for its players? First the Hogan one during NAB cup, now the Watts today which I genuinely thought must be to announce a new contract but nope it was just "yeah things are good I like how we are going cheers" They just want to make you happy, MUYB ![]()
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Solemn Sloth posted:Why the gently caress does Melbourne keep calling nothing press conferences for its players? First the Hogan one during NAB cup, now the Watts today which I genuinely thought must be to announce a new contract but nope it was just "yeah things are good I like how we are going cheers" When the typical fan has the intellect of a big footy poster it makes sense to churn out as much content as possible even if it's vacuous crap.
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Memento posted:He one of the first players charged under the racial vilification rules in the AFL for calling Chris Lewis a black oval office, specifically, "get this black oval office off me". Solemn Sloth posted:Why the gently caress does Melbourne keep calling nothing press conferences for its players? First the Hogan one during NAB cup, now the Watts today which I genuinely thought must be to announce a new contract but nope it was just "yeah things are good I like how we are going cheers"
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i actually miss the channel ten footy show that they used to do with sam lane and the panel of other idiots because the players would actually get to show a bit of personality when they came on it
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snaeksikn posted:i actually miss the channel ten footy show that they used to do with sam lane and the panel of other idiots because the players would actually get to show a bit of personality when they came on it Before the Game? I didn't mind that one, it was a bit informal, didn't take itself too seriously and had a bit of fun. The others seem to be either taking it was too seriously or blokey bogan trash talk with no actual content
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thats the one. although it did do the unforgivable in introducing the world to strauchnie
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snaeksikn posted:thats the one. although it did do the unforgivable in introducing the world to strauchnie He seems to have disappeared of late though
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snaeksikn posted:thats the one. although it did do the unforgivable in introducing the world to Dave Hughes
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You Am I posted:An ever larger tragedy than Strauchnie Don't blame others for the sins of Rove
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hiddenmovement posted:Don't blame others for the sins of Rove Someone should put a big Fatwa on him
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http://www.sen.com.au/news/afl/02-16/full-time-umpires-isn-t-the-answer-umps-coach#I5uAjhmWY2fJ8Y0I.97quote:Having full-time umpires isn’t going to be the answer to having a better officiated game, according to Hayden Kennedy. Sack all the umpires and start from scratch. They are clearly past the point of no return.
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If you're getting paid the big bucks to officiate at the highest grade then yeah im ok with you thinking about umpiring most of the time, much the same way I'm ok with mechanics thinking about cars most of the time and bankers thinking about finance.
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I dunno about a random mechanic, but umpires aren't some bloke changing oil at the Toyota dealership in this analogy; they're the Ferrari pit-crew. So yeah, I'd expect someone performing at that kind of level to be committed enough to their job to eat, breathe and sleep it during the season.
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If history has shown anything, it's the more you do a task, the worse you are at it Source: my posting
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Part of me thinks they should increase the number of umpires on field, in addition to meaning you have better positioning for calls it would reduce the running required by each of them ideally to the point where you could get an umpire calling two games a round. The downside to this would be that have more umpires on the field increases the inconsistency of interpretation within a single game which is arguably the biggest problem people have with umpiring today. I feel like a lot of that could be averted by going with a fully professional umpiring program though. Two umpires a round might work better when you develop more of a regular 4 day rounds, so the umpires who umpire Thursday night go again Saturday, Friday nights team go again Sunday, and you rotate between doing one or two games throughout the season.
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I still think they should have a retired senior umpire up in the box to override bad calls. Just a quick 'yeah its the box here Razor, vision shows he got rid of it cleanly, ball up plz'
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hiddenmovement posted:I still think they should have a retired senior umpire up in the box to override bad calls. Just a quick 'yeah its the box here Razor, vision shows he got rid of it cleanly, ball up plz' This is the worst
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The boundary umpire has the easiest job in the world yet there are uncalled out of bounds almost every game. Maybe we need about 8 of them instead of the current 4
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Put up a laser wall around the ground
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Periphery posted:http://www.sen.com.au/news/afl/02-16/full-time-umpires-isn-t-the-answer-umps-coach#I5uAjhmWY2fJ8Y0I.97 I believe their refs are still part-time too.
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The Deadly Hume posted:I dunno, if you watched the Leicester-West Ham game on the weekend (basically the ref gave a crappy decision the Hammers' way, and then decided to do the even-up very late presumably because he didn't want to get lynched), you'd have to say lovely officiating is a universal. Only Collina was beyond reproach. To be fair the EPL only brings in seventy trillion dollars a second, can't expect them to pay money for refs
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