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Mar 28, 2016

by Shine

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

For any goons that are dieting this stuff:

Is a god-send. Zero calories, "all natural", and tastes really good.

da fuq

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

For any goons that are dieting this stuff:

Is a god-send. Zero calories, "all natural", and tastes really good.

Yeah salt doesn't have any calories, big whup.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

For any goons that are dieting this stuff:

Is a god-send. Zero calories, "all natural", and tastes really good.

Yeah salt doesn't have any calories, big whup.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

notZaar posted:

Yeah salt doesn't have any calories, big whup.

notZaar posted:

I squat 200.

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

For any goons that are dieting this stuff:

Is a god-send. Zero calories, "all natural", and tastes really good.

Someone has told me this before and it turns out that no it is actually disgusting

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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i blend meat until it is liquid and then i drink that

the purest meatjuice

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Does made with real cheese mean assembled by said cheese :confused:

SpeedyCow
Oct 8, 2001

I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!

Zzulu posted:

i blend meat until it is liquid and then i drink that

the purest meatjuice

I blend it, throw it in my centrifuge, separate out the useless nutrients, roll up the protein and deposit that in to my mouth hole.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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A syringe of flesh extract straight into the muscles

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
I never eat the animal skin. Instead, I peel it off and wear it as a protective outer coating

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

For any goons that are dieting this stuff:

Is a god-send. Zero calories, "all natural", and tastes really good.

i saw this stuff in the spice section of my supermarket the other day and just stared at it for awhile

what a time to be alive

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just put this and only this on literally everything

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

numberoneposter posted:

just put this and only this on literally everything



:yeah:

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what almond butter is best almond butter?

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

For any goons that are dieting this stuff:

Is a god-send. Zero calories, "all natural", and tastes really good.

That one atleast, there are several variants, one if Bacon and Cheddar I think and it tastes absolute monkey rear end.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
MLB suspends Blue Jays’ Chris Colabello 80 games (for steroids)

more like TurinaLOL

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Zzulu posted:

A syringe of flesh extract straight into the muscles

so basically steroids

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Guys, enough post-workout bingeing.

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Say Nothing posted:

Guys, enough post-workout bingeing.



Tbh, one of those would probably put me in a coma.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
it finally seems as if my knee issues have gone away and I can squat again. I still haven't even gotten around to doing a proper mobility/stretching routine, I just do couch stretch + a couple of hamstring stretches and foam rolling, but seems to have made a huge difference anyway. Also may have been these lovely Nikes with a huge squishy sole, I've been squatting in socks and that helps a lot as well even though it's a bit harder to hit depth that way.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I wish I had mechanical legs so I could squat even heavier

Uxzuigal
Jan 16, 2013

Chill Berserker Dude

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

it finally seems as if my knee issues have gone away and I can squat again. I still haven't even gotten around to doing a proper mobility/stretching routine, I just do couch stretch + a couple of hamstring stretches and foam rolling, but seems to have made a huge difference anyway. Also may have been these lovely Nikes with a huge squishy sole, I've been squatting in socks and that helps a lot as well even though it's a bit harder to hit depth that way.

I only squat in socks myself, it was kinda weird to hit depth at first, but now its rear end to the grass.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Say Nothing posted:

Guys, enough post-workout bingeing.



What a lil pussy.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Seriously, if he insults biscuits in his sleep, he better wake up and apologize

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Hardawn posted:

Seriously, if he insults biscuits in his sleep, he better wake up and apologize

Those aren't biscuits :colbert:

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

FizFashizzle posted:

Those aren't biscuits :colbert:

It's also not real :smith:

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/red-lobster-biscuit-coma_n_3496755.html

I was doing legs yesterday, and was kinda depressed that the squats that had seemed so easy the week before were so much harder this time. Then I realised that I'd picked up the wrong weights and had added an extra 10kg to the bar :getin:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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this cut is taking forever

could it be..

..that i am getting old? :psyduck:

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
Learning to ride a bike and biking generally has shown me how hideously out of shape I am despite clearing the 1000lb combined benchmark

Cardio is so loving dumb

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Zzulu posted:

this cut is taking forever

could it be..

..that i am getting old? :psyduck:

All of this nonsense about "body going into starvation mode" and "overtraining" is bullshit. Just stop eating for a few days and run around the block wearing a trash bag.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

FogHelmut posted:

All of this nonsense about "body going into starvation mode" and "overtraining" is bullshit. Just stop eating for a few days and run around the block wearing a trash bag.

What is the magic that this trash bag contains? :frogon:

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Looks like we found the guy who hasn't seen Silver Linings Playbook.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
From what I have observed, it is much easier to gain or lose weight if you have crippling mental illness and go off your meds, particularly bipolar disorder.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Meh, crack is probably easier than getting a mental disorder.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Insert a straw into your fat deposits and suck the fat out

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I'm training for a 12K and hot drat it's making me run a lot.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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long distance running kills the muscle

SpeedyCow
Oct 8, 2001

I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!
I luv the itty bitty Phillies!

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
After I lift I immediately usually do cardio, about 15-25 min of running or stairs (pulsating from sprint to jog). Is this bad for my gains? I need more stamina points.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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well i mean it depends

generally speaking if you are building muscle you want to be on a caloric surplus so doing a ton of cardio will work against that. But it's not like 15min of cardio is going to burn a lot of calories anyway so it's no big deal. As long as you eat a lot you can do plenty cardio and still build some muscless

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Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
^ just eat all the burritos.

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