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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Jewel Repetition posted:

The thing about Cruz is it's not just his face that makes people hate him, it's also his jokes.

And the fact that he is a snide fucker who says poo poo like "The Washington Cartel" in reference to the party establishment presently keeping him from being eaten alive by the dreadnaught that is the base he spent 4 years whipping up against that same establishment. There's plenty of blame to go around for creating the turd golem that is the Trump phenomenon, but Cruz deserves a double share for doing poo poo like running anti-establishment ads in a bunch of states trying to stoke resentment against the GOP for raising the debt ceiling and not shutting the government down over whatever immigration reform plan was on deck at the time. This poo poo has been a few decades in the making but Cruz and people like him have really spun them off from being a rowdy but reliable voting bloc to being a white-hot tidal wave of formless, aimless rage and hate.

The guy winning their primary is a bundle of what would otherwise gotten run off of the ballot before Iowa 5 years ago but is somehow obliterating all competition by dint of yelling as loud as possible. It's a hell of a thing to watch, because they tied themselves to these railroad tracks and their choices are to either fracture their party by theft at the convention or let themselves be consumed in the fire after losing big in November.

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Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Rich coming from the fat grifter who "runs for President" solely as an extended commercial for his book and pundit career.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Bernice Anders posted:

Hmm I wonder what presidential candidate the KKK capital of the world is going to vote for in the Republican nomination.

Hey now we stopped being that like 10 years ago. I personally try not to travel south of US 70 though.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
I'm sick of this word but this works too well

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Oiled and Ready posted:

I'm sick of this word but this works too well



Okay yeah that's pretty good.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/JTSantucci/status/724627413120987137

Trump is the NE personified.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007


Deflated balls?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

FuzzySkinner posted:

Ted.

You're a loving moron, and clearly out of touch with racing fans in that neck of the woods.

go step in front of a bus.

Ted Cruz is an out of touch tone deaf garbage person.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

FAUXTON posted:

And the fact that he is a snide fucker who says poo poo like "The Washington Cartel" in reference to the party establishment presently keeping him from being eaten alive by the dreadnaught that is the base he spent 4 years whipping up against that same establishment. There's plenty of blame to go around for creating the turd golem that is the Trump phenomenon, but Cruz deserves a double share for doing poo poo like running anti-establishment ads in a bunch of states trying to stoke resentment against the GOP for raising the debt ceiling and not shutting the government down over whatever immigration reform plan was on deck at the time. This poo poo has been a few decades in the making but Cruz and people like him have really spun them off from being a rowdy but reliable voting bloc to being a white-hot tidal wave of formless, aimless rage and hate.

The guy winning their primary is a bundle of what would otherwise gotten run off of the ballot before Iowa 5 years ago but is somehow obliterating all competition by dint of yelling as loud as possible. It's a hell of a thing to watch, because they tied themselves to these railroad tracks and their choices are to either fracture their party by theft at the convention or let themselves be consumed in the fire after losing big in November.

He's the establishment.

His wife worked for Goldman Sachs, he rubs elbows with many who were working on the bush campaign. I really hate that man and every single thing he represents.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
The fact that Ted Cruz is the GOP's greatest hope at their party not being taken over by Trump and that he has to follow the Ron Paul playbook to do so is a wonderful thing.

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
There's going to be a series of porns that feature a Ted Cruz female lookalike being hosed by a fat black guy.

Life is good.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

FAUXTON posted:

And the fact that he is a snide fucker who says poo poo like "The Washington Cartel" in reference to the party establishment presently keeping him from being eaten alive by the dreadnaught that is the base he spent 4 years whipping up against that same establishment. There's plenty of blame to go around for creating the turd golem that is the Trump phenomenon, but Cruz deserves a double share for doing poo poo like running anti-establishment ads in a bunch of states trying to stoke resentment against the GOP for raising the debt ceiling and not shutting the government down over whatever immigration reform plan was on deck at the time. This poo poo has been a few decades in the making but Cruz and people like him have really spun them off from being a rowdy but reliable voting bloc to being a white-hot tidal wave of formless, aimless rage and hate.

The guy winning their primary is a bundle of what would otherwise gotten run off of the ballot before Iowa 5 years ago but is somehow obliterating all competition by dint of yelling as loud as possible. It's a hell of a thing to watch, because they tied themselves to these railroad tracks and their choices are to either fracture their party by theft at the convention or let themselves be consumed in the fire after losing big in November.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

6 months later and I'm startled when I see this face.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/724656917012832256

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

We're going to pivot so much you'll get tired of pivoting.

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot
Why do the MadAboutTrump posters keep pushing the pivot meme?

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
Oh gently caress off Trump.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Bernice Anders posted:

Why do the MadAboutTrump posters keep pushing the pivot meme?

Because they don't realize pivoting is never gonna mean dropping the "islamophobia"/BUILD WALL stuff and refers primarily to social issues

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


If ISIS somehow wanted to gently caress up a random suburban household, you think something like a deadbolt is gonna stop them?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Bernice Anders posted:

Why do the MadAboutTrump posters keep pushing the pivot meme?

Because the media/Paul Manafort are pushing it?

FoxNews is GLEEFULLY pushing the pivot meme. They love the pivot meme. It makes them so happy that Trump is becoming one of them.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

WampaLord posted:

If ISIS somehow wanted to gently caress up a random suburban household, you think something like a deadbolt is gonna stop them?

No, but now that'll get replayed and a large swath of the GOP voting base will now know Syrian refugees are being settled in RI and somehow "lock your doors" is the worst thing ever

How do you all not know how Trump works by now, do i have to explain it every drat time

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
https://twitter.com/AP_NFL/status/724654615300562944

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Trump is like that guy Elaine dated in Seinfeld who kept getting stabbed because he could say some seemingly random descriptor that somehow goes right to the insultee's inner core. Like, you can totally see him calling someone too big-headed, their head is not in proportion to their body, and then getting attacked by a mallet or something.

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

This isn't going to play well in Indiana.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Vox Nihili posted:

The Bad Policy Ouroboros.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Oiled and Ready posted:

Because they don't realize pivoting is never gonna mean dropping the "islamophobia"/BUILD WALL stuff and refers primarily to social issues

Isn't that a social issue?

StevePerry
Sep 5, 2003

don't stop believin
Leave Britney Tom Brady alone!

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Oiled and Ready posted:

Because they don't realize pivoting is never gonna mean dropping the "islamophobia"/BUILD WALL stuff and refers primarily to social issues

Islamophobia and immigration are both social issues?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Joe, (and, hell, the rest of the thread) just curious, how many Cruz supporting delegates do you think will be elected to the rules committee so far?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i think the kind of strategic alliance kasich and cruz are/were pretending to sign only works if you coordinate early enough that only one of your names is on each badly. even if you don't literally say 'vote for me in the states i ceded to my ally, i just won't spend any money on outreach' you really are gonna leak a lot to the other guy if his name's still on the ballot

and you have to go public to have any chance of getting voters informed about how they should vote strategically bit it won't work

part of the pivot mockery is an argument that the degree and substance of his pivoting is insufficient wrt the general electorate. not that they love Syrian refugees but theyre uncomfortable with this degree of honesty i think

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

RACHET posted:

There's going to be a series of porns that feature a Ted Cruz female lookalike being hosed by a fat black guy.

Life is good.

If only we can work rodent copulation into this....

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Also, will the rules committee meeting that starts the convention be public?

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Tom Brady is a mess

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Salt Fish posted:

6 months later and I'm startled when I see this face.

I'm amazed more people don't go into fugue states and start furiously attacking their monitors when they see it.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Rush: "Trump is back to being Trump!"

Nice pivot there El Rushbo.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Cruz is the most Belichekian candidate imo

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Majorian posted:

I'm amazed more people don't go into fugue states and start furiously attacking their monitors when they see it.

I try to scroll away and am mildly resentful towards those who post his ugly mug.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Fidel Castronaut posted:

Islamophobia and immigration are both social issues?

National security

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I try to scroll away and am mildly resentful towards those who post his ugly mug.

lol same

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Oiled and Ready posted:

National security

Based on racism, which is a social issue. At best, an argument can be made for both but if you think he's pivoting on social issues and that Isamophobia and "Grrr, Mexicans!" is divorced from social issues, then you are not a smart cookie!

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