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This is awesome. Here's me: I had it done at a party, but I didn't get hepatitis. I still feel like it counts. post-apocalyptic erotica has a new favorite as of 14:39 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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strap on revenge posted:to be fair that's a really ugly baby I think that is a dead baby.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 14:46 |
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spog posted:I think that is a dead baby. I'm thinking it's either premature, has FAS, or both.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 14:50 |
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steve cardigan posted:I'm thinking it's either premature, has FAS, or both. Live babies don't turn blue. Well, not for very long, anyway.
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spog posted:Live babies don't turn blue. It's more an ashy grey-blue, but they totally are and it's normal and they tell you to expect it so you don't freak out. Goes away in 1-5 minutes if there's no problems though.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 15:31 |
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steve cardigan posted:This is awesome. Ah the artist hosed up your Korgan tattoo.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 16:53 |
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Onnie OLeary does hella tasteless poo poo that I love really :nsfw: for nakedness etc https://www.instagram.com/onnieolearytattoo/?hl=en
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 16:54 |
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This just popped up on my Twitter and I thought it was appropriate for this thread. https://twitter.com/moby_dickhead/status/723567658059370497 Two stories of tasteless tattoos from when I was an apprentice (still am, just taking a break to finish my degree) : A man walks into the shop and asks if we do cover-ups. Sure, we say, but some tattoos can be difficult to hide, for big dark ones we recommend laser removal before they try and cover it up. He tells us it's just a small one but on his arm, and we ask to see it. He hesitates for ages but eventually rolls up his sleeve. Written on his arm is the word 'S EX.' He got drunk at a party aged 18 and did it himself. Now he's married with a kid and she starting to learn how to read. One of the guys C working there told us a story about how a client came in with a photo of a nice looking lady on his phone, and asked for a tattoo of her. With the body of a cat. And stink lines coming off her. He's already pretty covered in tattoos so C does it, and when he's finishing up he asks the chap who the lady was. "Oh, just some girl at my office" the guy replies, "I really fancy her but we've never really spoken."
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Bombadilillo posted:It's more an ashy grey-blue, but they totally are and it's normal and they tell you to expect it so you don't freak out. The baby in that tattoo was likely stillborn, sadly. I have never seen lips that dark on a newborn who is actually breathing, even with severe cyanosis. On a much lighter note: a bunch of lovely Supernatural tattoos! Fans of this show frighten me sometimes. Look at that fuckin torso: I have to include some of the text that was with this next one: "I loved the idea of having the show title cut into my skin. It's just that important to me."
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Telemaze posted:Bad Japanese supernatural tattoo I know my katakana is way rusty but I think the last symbol there is unnecessary..
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^^ They're right (un)fortunately スーパーナチュラル Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 20:35 on Apr 22, 2016 |
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That's too bad, I was hoping they'd messed the Japanese up so I could laugh more. And I'm surprised there aren't more terrible Benedict Cumberbatch tattoos on GIS. Seems like a lot of his fans are loving bonkers too.
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Is that who that was?
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Kwyndig posted:The wolf looks as horrified as I am.
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there's a bar doing an "ink and drinks" party this weekend with free tattoos drawn by lottery. I'm gonna end up in this thread.
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invisible jerk posted:Onnie OLeary does hella tasteless poo poo that I love There is nothing tasteless about Onnie's work
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Shithouse Dave posted:there's a bar doing an "ink and drinks" party this weekend with free tattoos drawn by lottery. I'm gonna end up in this thread. This sounds like a ridiculously horrible idea on so many levels.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 02:18 |
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It has to be intentional that the logos spell out FAG. Right guys? Right?
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 02:21 |
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I am sure many of the bad Prince tattoos are yet to come, but here is a nice tribute to zombie Prince: This came up during my search and just wow.
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 16:38 |
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MJ Steadman style... Bad idea poorly executed
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 17:54 |
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Did you say Prince? +1 for tongue action
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# ? Apr 24, 2016 18:18 |
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It's like they knew no one would know who it was supposed to be so they had to have him wearing a raspberry beret in the purple rain
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 00:58 |
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The baby being dead doesn't make that crap tattoo forgivable. Maybe for an rear end. http://i.imgur.com/PYKpvBp.jpg
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TheKennedys posted:It has to be intentional that the logos spell out FAG. Right guys? I've seen that photo a dozen times and just now saw that. And to answer your question: probably not.
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Scathach posted:The baby being dead doesn't make that crap tattoo forgivable. If this person poos out of their buttcheek, they have much bigger problems than an ill-advised rear end tattoo.
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HungryMedusa posted:I am sure many of the bad Prince tattoos are yet to come, but here is a nice tribute to zombie Prince: I don't have a picture so I'm not sure if it's crappy or not but my wife's uncle just got a tattoo of Prince's symbol name. He hasn't lived in Minneosta for over 30 years but you gotta have that home state pride. At least he was smart enough to not get a portrait.
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# ? Apr 25, 2016 15:30 |
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I feel like this song should be embedded in every page of this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FklvyNEHcRI
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What the fuk is wrong with those nails...
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fullroundaction posted:All pizza tattoos own. Hah this popped up on my Facebook feed today. It's from a shirt made by my friend's band.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 06:33 |
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Audiooooooooo oooooo ooooooooo
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Bombadilillo posted:What the fuk is wrong with those nails... drugs
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Bombadilillo posted:What the fuk is wrong with those nails... It's when you buy a box of press-on nails from the clearance bin, but they're lovely so they break and you end up using the wrong sizes cause that's all that's left. Yes I know from experience.
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Thin Privilege posted:It's when you buy a box of press-on nails from the clearance bin, but they're lovely so they break and you end up using the wrong sizes cause that's all that's left. Yes I know from experience. Nope those are for cocaine.
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 17:35 |
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Yeah I wish that horror show was a bunch of lovely press-ons
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# ? Apr 26, 2016 20:57 |
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What's the specific use of the really long ones
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sweeperbravo posted:What's the specific use of the really long ones gigantic sample hits
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sweeperbravo posted:What's the specific use of the really long ones Pinkies for nostrils, other fingers for asscrack.
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