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cyberia posted:Pandora consistently has the worst loving ads. A while ago there was one for some sort of ice cream or candy that ended with someone taking a big, wet chomping bite right in my loving headphones. Then there was a string of ads for deodorant with the most bizarre premises I've ever heard: "trying to study but those big sweat patches under your arms are distracting you? want to impress the boss in that big meeting today but you've literally disintegrated your shirt with the acid bile your body secretes? On the way to a date and want to make a good impression but you sweat so much that your car is filling up with water? sweaty sweat sweat sweat". Who the hell sweats that much? Who thinks about sweating that much? If you're sweating so much it is distracting you from studying then you should probably see a doctor. Problems of that magnitude cannot be solved with off-the-shelf products. At least those are things that a wide variety of people might concievably buy. Spotify ads are always for the kind of things that would work best as targeted ad campaigns, but they play them for everyone. So I keep getting ads for software development management software, or unlimited calling to landlines in the Dominican Republic, but only from New York. It's really weird. At least there's no more Trojan ads with the fake sex noise. I couldn't use Spotify at work for months because of those things.
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CapnAndy posted:I honestly thought that commercial was about drugs the first time I saw it. Like, pro-drugs or something. Same. Assumed it was some really bad anti-drug commercial that's accidentally making drugs look awesome. Like that up-tempo "meth, oh meth!" commercial where most people thought it was showing meth in a positive light.
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Shillary posted:loving bougie white people. These fuckers are the same ones jizzing over that godawful Hanilton musical. Hamilton loving owns though
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Vanderdeath posted:Hamilton loving owns though Sorry, it appeals to affluent whites and is therefore bad.
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Vanderdeath posted:Hamilton loving owns though I was gonna say, is this a legit opinion based on actually seeing it or is this the usual "thing is popular, goon must hate" thing, because I've literally heard nothing bad about it. Maxwell Lord posted:it appeals to affluent whites broadway.txt
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raditts posted:I was gonna say, is this a legit opinion based on actually seeing it or is this the usual "thing is popular, goon must hate" thing, because I've literally heard nothing bad about it. I honestly believe it's the whole "it's wildly popular so it's bad" mentality. It blew up outta nowhere and now it's popular to be the contrarian that thinks it's not good. If it's not your cup of tea, that's cool and I can understand that. Saying it's terrible is just outright hyperbole.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Hiring Ricky Gervais in full on Avatar of These are worse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2ZkYWgpAAQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vca7VNtzAZk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8SDRnBZTHg
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Apr 29, 2016 19:18
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Canned Panda posted:These are worse Compounding the pain from these is that Hulu sold an awful lot of ad spots to verizon so I get to see these commercials during every single ad break. I don't get Hulu, if you have to show ads, ok fine but could you please stop showing the same ones over and over again.
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Apr 30, 2016 10:04
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Mister Kingdom posted:What are they trying to sell there? A cheating service, it seems.
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I want to live in the black-and-white world of As Seen On TV product commercials just to see how much goes wrong on a day-to-day basis.raditts posted:I was gonna say, is this a legit opinion based on actually seeing it or is this the usual "thing is popular, goon must hate" thing, because I've literally heard nothing bad about it.
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Before it really got huge I saw someone on twitter say Hamilton was Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew yet somehow popular (referencing when they got smoked on America's Got Talent) and I think there's something to that
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Canned Panda posted:These are worse This is worse than the poo poo I'd see in college from the improv troupe in front of the student union. I have no idea what's going on here, but I'm just gonna assume he was pulled to his death by some alien creature on the floor. raditts fucked around with this message at 14:49 on May 1, 2016 |
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This lady shouldn't have that much trouble flipping those burgers since she is apparently using magic to cook them. She doesn't have any tape at home, but does conveniently have an arc welder handy.
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ElwoodCuse posted:Before it really got huge I saw someone on twitter say Hamilton was Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew yet somehow popular (referencing when they got smoked on America's Got Talent) and I think there's something to that
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Y-Hat posted:I want to live in the black-and-white world of As Seen On TV product commercials just to see how much goes wrong on a day-to-day basis. You're already posting from it. Y-Hat posted:Read the cringeworthy lyrics of the lousy edutainment raps on the soundtrack and get back to me. Y-Hat posted:It was probably this guy, judging by the first paragraph. It's also universally beloved by the political class even though, as this article says, absolutely none of them subscribe to Hamilton's economic doctrine.
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May 1, 2016 17:28
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There aren't any As Seen On TV products for Hamilton dislikers. At least, not yet.
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Y-Hat posted:There aren't any As Seen On TV products for Hamilton dislikers. At least, not yet. When they release this I'll likely be 2nd in line to buy it. (Plus, you can likely get the ASOTV anti-Hamilton product for $19.95, unlike a ticket for Hamilton which goes for $1,995.)
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I just saw a 30-second version of this ad for Guinness Blonde American Lager. Don't a lot of people in Ireland view Irish-Americans as jackasses? Regardless, it's a pretty cynical way to market a beer that's trying to capitalize on the craft beer market. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGxijJVFiSw
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muscles like this? posted:Kind of weird that KFC has just completely dropped their "Colonel" campaign and now just have a generic voice over person doing it. I saw one today and it used the audio from a Norm MacDonald ad.
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Mister Kingdom posted:I saw one today and it used the audio from a Norm MacDonald ad. I saw this too. I wonder what the gently caress is going on with their marketing department lately.
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This is just an Art Major being crushed by mounting debt and the realization that he'll have no job. source: i'm an idiot fucker art major
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"Bugs Fuckin" is a lot more exciting than "Tune into Extreme Rules! Watch Roman Reigns eat a half dozen finishers from AJ Styles and then win after hitting a single spear!".
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Y-Hat posted:Somebody at the WWE Network has been watching too many Adult Swim bumps. they hired Seth Green to make an adult cartoon https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/726974996149575680
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Sash! posted:You can't weld plastic! Not with that attitude!
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So, are the wrestleboys gonna gently caress this time? Is that what the commercial is implying. bull3964 posted:Not with that attitude! Not with any attitude!
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Maxwell Lord posted:Hiring Ricky Gervais in full on Avatar of Ricky Gervais is not entertaining and needs to go be unfunny somewhere else. Also, gently caress that commercial series about the 4 guys who rob a bank and keep evading the police simply because they're in a Prius. Apparently roadblocks or spike strips don't exist in this universe? And then they poo poo their pants because THE POLICE HAVE PRIUSES TOO OMG!!!
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FetusSlapper posted:Compounding the pain from these is that Hulu sold an awful lot of ad spots to verizon so I get to see these commercials during every single ad break. I don't get Hulu, if you have to show ads, ok fine but could you please stop showing the same ones over and over again. Be glad you're not an MLB.TV subscriber (my apologies if you are.) They play the same loving commercial during every commercial break. I kid you not... I've seen that ad with all the Jason Stathams and the song going "Watch me now, watch me now, watch me now etc" at least 20 times over the course of one single game. And with all the times I've seen it, I still can't tell you what it's for off the top of my head.
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It's for the new LG phone and you know it's a quality commercial when they have to specify that the thing they're showing it doing isn't actually possible. They make it look like you can hot swap the battery but the disclaimer states that no, it has to be off.
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