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Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

muscles like this? posted:

It's kind of reaching BB levels of ridiculousness that everything in The 100 has taken place over less than 6 months.

On the other hand, it helps explain why everyone is still so hosed up and lost.

I haven't seen last night's episode yet though.

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Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
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Melman v2

Guy Mann posted:

I'd really like to hear what you think John Wick's commentary was.
Part Asian guys are considered more Acceptably American than Russian immigrants.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

muscles like this? posted:

It's kind of reaching BB levels of ridiculousness that everything in The 100 has taken place over less than 6 months.

BB's time compression wouldn't have been so bad if they didn't spend an entire cold open on product placement for a game that wasn't even out yet while pretending it was still five years ago.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
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RAGE in BB was a lightgun shooter though, not the same game.

In that alternate reality, Osama Bin Laden was also killed a lot sooner.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
What the gently caress do people think moonshine tastes like? Hardee's has a moonshine glaze thickburger. Maybe they just pump some hand sanitizer on it...

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
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Snak posted:

What the gently caress do people think moonshine tastes like? Hardee's has a moonshine glaze thickburger. Maybe they just pump some hand sanitizer on it...
They just put sweet and sour sauce on it, similar to the barbeque sauces that purport to be made with "moonshine"

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Actually if you look at the small print they definitely use something because unlike other beer battered items they put a disclaimer that the burger does contain trace amounts of alcohol.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I'm offended you would claim Hayden Panettiere is lying to us.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
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How did the Heroes reboot go anyway? Was she in it?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I only watched the first few episodes because it was bad. She wasn't in it but her character (not shown) disappears after a peace conference is bombed, not sure how it worked out.

Apparently she died because she was pregnant with a power absorbing baby so he took her healing from the womb.

Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Apr 30, 2016

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


John Krasinki is Amazon's Jack Ryan. I'm totally sure this time the new Jack Ryan will totally stick and they'll finally adapt a bunch of other Clancy stuff!

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
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Aphrodite posted:

I only watched the first few episodes because it was bad. She wasn't in it but her character (not shown) disappears after a peace conference is bombed, not sure how it worked out.

Apparently she died because she was pregnant with a power absorbing baby so he took her healing from the womb.
This sounds amazingly bad.




muscles like this? posted:

John Krasinki is Amazon's Jack Ryan. I'm totally sure this time the new Jack Ryan will totally stick and they'll finally adapt a bunch of other Clancy stuff!
Shadow Recruit was alright.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



muscles like this? posted:

John Krasinki is Amazon's Jack Ryan. I'm totally sure this time the new Jack Ryan will totally stick and they'll finally adapt a bunch of other Clancy stuff!
At least Clancy is dead so we won't have him shoehorning in commentary on abortion?

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

muscles like this? posted:

John Krasinki is Amazon's Jack Ryan. I'm totally sure this time the new Jack Ryan will totally stick and they'll finally adapt a bunch of other Clancy stuff!

Harrison Ford is the only Jack Ryan I will accept.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

smg77 posted:

Harrison Ford is the only Jack Ryan I will accept.

Not even Alec Baldwin?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

smg77 posted:

Harrison Ford is the only Jack Ryan I will accept.

The Harrison Ford movies are ultra boring.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Mu Zeta posted:

The Harrison Ford movies are ultra boring.

I always thought they were pretty good thrillers.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Clear and Present Danger has a really dull action scene involving deleting computer files.

I think the ambush scene is pretty awesome but everything else isn't memorable. Even the way Sean Bean dies in Patriot Games feels cheap.

Red October is still fantastic. And it has the best Russian-to-English transition scene ever. Every movie should do that.

Mu Zeta fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Apr 30, 2016

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


FlamingLiberal posted:

At least Clancy is dead so we won't have him shoehorning in commentary on abortion?

Supposedly the plan is to just take the name and basic premise but not adapt any of the actual books.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

The Hunt For Red October is the only good Jack Ryan film.

muscles like this? posted:

Supposedly the plan is to just take the name and basic premise but not adapt any of the actual books.

Sounds like a solid plan to me.

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING

Mu Zeta posted:

Clear and Present Danger has a really dull action scene involving deleting computer files.

I think the ambush scene is pretty awesome but everything else isn't memorable. Even the way Sean Bean dies in Patriot Games feels cheap.

Red October is still fantastic. And it has the best Russian-to-English transition scene ever. Every movie should do that.

Neither Patriot Games or Clear and Present Danger are great movies, but they're perfect "oh hey this is on TV right now, imma watch" movies.
Clear and Present Danger also has classic character actor villains Henry Czerny and Harris Yulin, as well as Willem Dafoe being pretty drat cool.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Someone should make a comedy show about Tom Clancy's daily life where he plays tabletop games and tries really hard to make people think he's a veteran and then bangs out angry screens about threats to America based on whatever annoyed him that day.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Aphrodite posted:

I only watched the first few episodes because it was bad. She wasn't in it but her character (not shown) disappears after a peace conference is bombed, not sure how it worked out.

Apparently she died because she was pregnant with a power absorbing baby so he took her healing from the womb.

I literally laughed out loud reading this.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

You think Heroes can't be dumber? Heroes Reborn will prove you wrong.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
I still don't get why they bothered remaking that. "A group of people with superpowers" is an extremely generic concept that gets done over and over again. They could've made a new show with no baggage.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lycus posted:

I still don't get why they bothered remaking that. "A group of people with superpowers" is an extremely generic concept that gets done over and over again. They could've made a new show with no baggage.

They thought people were still attached to some of the characters.

Which they probably were, except all those people declined and all they got was Greg Grunberg.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Does Parenthood stick the landing? I'm a few episodes into Season 3 and stuff just seems to be getting a little ridiculous in terms of "how much bad poo poo can go down in 42 minutes of television." I mean, at least they toned down the crazy on Monica Potter's character but the writing on most of the other characters seems to be all over the place.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

It has a good ending and Ray Romano turns out to be a really good dramatic actor.

What was crazy about Kristina Braverman in the first 3 seasons? I don't remember it. They definitely pile on her until the end of the series.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

You know, the Rush Hour show isn't half bad. If you're virulently allergic to procedurals because you're too cool for school then avoid it though. It's a budget version of the movies, but it pulls it off and it's fun.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

IRQ posted:

You know, the Rush Hour show isn't half bad. If you're virulently allergic to procedurals because you're too cool for school then avoid

This is me and yet Limitless, Lucifer and iZombie all got me hooked.








gently caress.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Aphrodite posted:

I only watched the first few episodes because it was bad. She wasn't in it but her character (not shown) disappears after a peace conference is bombed, not sure how it worked out.

Apparently she died because she was pregnant with a power absorbing baby so he took her healing from the womb.
I only watched the first few episodes too and it was never explain how she died.

I'm glad to see it was in the most stupid way possible.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Breaking Bad question, how did they deal with Mike's "gently caress You" note on broadcast? Did they blur it out or what? It was a funny moment on Netflix but it seems like it wouldn't have worked that well on TV.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

muscles like this? posted:

Breaking Bad question, how did they deal with Mike's "gently caress You" note on broadcast? Did they blur it out or what? It was a funny moment on Netflix but it seems like it wouldn't have worked that well on TV.

This is apparently what it looked like on TV:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I was just reminded of that moment because I watched BCS season 1 on Netflix and there's the bit where Jimmy calls Hamlin a "pigfucker" and then I watched season 2 on AMC and when Kim referenced that moment they obviously edited it. It's just noticeable because they very rarely do it.

BSam
Nov 24, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

They thought people were still attached to some of the characters.

Which they probably were, except all those people declined and all they got was Greg Grunberg.

To be fair, he was the only good character.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Timby posted:

Does Parenthood stick the landing? I'm a few episodes into Season 3 and stuff just seems to be getting a little ridiculous in terms of "how much bad poo poo can go down in 42 minutes of television." I mean, at least they toned down the crazy on Monica Potter's character but the writing on most of the other characters seems to be all over the place.

If you're a fan of misery porn, then I guess it sticks the landing because they keep piling it on right through the end of the series.

IRQ posted:

You know, the Rush Hour show isn't half bad. If you're virulently allergic to procedurals because you're too cool for school then avoid it though. It's a budget version of the movies, but it pulls it off and it's fun.

It's nothing I would ever go out of my way to watch, but considering there's nothing else really on at that time slot on Thursday, it's a pretty enjoyable show, yeah.
I wish they got someone who was closer to Jackie Chan in terms of physical acting because the action scenes are pretty dull, but I like that the Chris Tucker replacement is more of a Chris Rock type character.

It is getting kind of ridiculous that every adaptation of a show from different media is just "[insert basic premise of original]... and THEY FIGHT CRIME," at least Rush Hour is actually appropriate to fit into that mold.

Xoidanor posted:

This is me and yet Limitless, Lucifer and iZombie all got me hooked.

If you can tolerate a snoozefest like Lucifer then Rush Hour should be no problem.

raditts fucked around with this message at 05:20 on May 1, 2016

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Parenthood doesn't have that much misery. The family are upper middle class living in a mansion in Berkeley. It's no more misery than something like Friday Night Lights.

wormil
Sep 12, 2002

Hulk will smoke you!

cheerfullydrab posted:

Whoever recommended Turn: I'm on episode three and it's sort of boring. It gets better?

Do enjoy this cartoonishly evil Captain Simcoe.

It never gets better; but I don't believe it is bad to start. It's not everyone's cup of tea. Simcoe is to Turn what Ward is to AOS. He never dies and just keeps expressing evil in new ways.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I actually finished the first two seasons of Turn today. The second is waaay better than the first and is worth watching. The first was a slog. I do love Simcoe and his constant shtick of "I am evil man, watch me do evil things, HA HA HA HA (devilish laughter)".

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Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

raditts posted:


I wish they got someone who was closer to Jackie Chan in terms of physical acting because the action scenes are pretty dull, but I like that the Chris Tucker replacement is more of a Chris Rock type character.


John Foo is actually a legit martial artist and stunt man which is probably why he was cast, he's no Jackie Chan of course but you're not going to find another Jackie Chan, much less one that wouldn't be completely wasted in a CBS show. I haven't seen the show but if the action scenes aren't good its probably down to the filming and editing rather than Foo's ability.


e: I think i'll watch it though, I like a fun action show and if it's even half decent there's a chance i'll enjoy it.

Wandle Cax fucked around with this message at 09:56 on May 1, 2016

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