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SebAndSeb posted:
Actually I think the first rule of improv is the two drink minimum
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Don't mess with the implicate order of a dude.
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May 13, 2016 11:26
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Saoshyant posted:Don't mess with the implicate order of a dude. Achewood is a celebration of the English language.
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May 13, 2016 12:31
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Teodor/Beef strips are the layup drill of new-era Achewood.
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May 13, 2016 12:46
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I always wondered what T is doing at that drafting table. Probably keeps himself afloat almost entirely on whimsical graphic-design requests from Ray.
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May 13, 2016 13:53
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bit weaker, still decent, gonna be a minute before he tops last week
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May 13, 2016 13:56
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"That's big talk from a guy who masturbates the way some people have a god" is a pretty drat good line. It's fun having Achewood around again.
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May 13, 2016 14:06
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Der Shovel posted:"That's big talk from a guy who masturbates the way some people have a god" is a pretty drat good line. Yeah, I was enjoying the strip but that line in particular stands out, it's a drat good line.
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May 13, 2016 14:48
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Der Shovel posted:"That's big talk from a guy who masturbates the way some people have a god" is a pretty drat good line. eh, actually trying to say that line in any conceivable context would result in a very confusing silence at best
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May 13, 2016 23:29
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Saoshyant posted:Don't mess with the implicate order of a dude. Did he mean to put a typo in a strip? Also, this was some Garfield level bullshit. The world needs opposites, Jon! I love lasagna gently caress mondays!
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May 13, 2016 23:34
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Tonfa posted:eh, actually trying to say that line in any conceivable context would result in a very confusing silence at best Wow it's almost like you don't have to read comics out loud !
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May 14, 2016 08:05
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please be sympathetic to the goons that have been substituting achewood for having a real personality for 15 years Reading out loudability is a core part of the process
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May 14, 2016 09:22
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Wait, you mean stoicly reading a single strip, barely pausing to let a single, grudging, "heh" pass your lips, isn't the right way to enjoy Achewood dot com?
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May 14, 2016 09:30
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Please dont incorporate Achewood lines into your repartee.
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May 14, 2016 14:50
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Mr. Squishy posted:Please dont incorporate Achewood lines into your repartee. You can do whatever you want in life.
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May 14, 2016 15:41
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Mr. Squishy posted:Please dont incorporate Achewood lines into your repartee. I once stopped going out with a girl because she said internet meme poo poo out loud in real life and I couldn't take it.
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May 14, 2016 16:42
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One time at work I heard a guy a few cubes away say "oh snap powned" out loud in conversation.
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May 14, 2016 17:29
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The voice in this comic is bad
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May 14, 2016 17:29
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Chickenwalker posted:I once stopped going out with a girl because she said internet meme poo poo out loud in real life and I couldn't take it. wuss
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May 14, 2016 18:52
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One time a guy in my college drama class said "it's over nine thousand!" in the voice to me after I said I liked browsing the internet sometimes and I averted my eyes and pretended to wot not of his speech.
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Mr. Squishy posted:Please dont incorporate Achewood lines into your repartee. This advice comes way too late for me, horse dogg maniac.
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May 14, 2016 19:05
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The only achewood line it's acceptable to use is "you diss my dog you fluff my hog" completely stonefaced to someone who insulted your dog.
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Yeah I meant "the voice is stilted", not "BEEP BOOP CANNOT USE LINE IN REAL LIFE", jesus. Achewood is at its best when the dialogue flows naturally.
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May 15, 2016 02:29
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You can't bugger a child online, not even with Flash.
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May 15, 2016 03:19
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>You see a child
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if you dont answer "You can do whatever you want in life" to literally every question aimed at you then you are doing whatever you wanting in life wrong
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Johnny Aztec posted:>You see a child SAY TO CHILD: "YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IN LIFE." 
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Johnny Aztec posted:>You see a child Bugger that child
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May 15, 2016 06:38
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MotU posted:if you dont answer "You can do whatever you want in life" to literally every question aimed at you then you are doing whatever you wanting in life wrong If you haven't dropped Being In Trouble Is A Fake Idea in real life, well.
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May 15, 2016 09:03
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You can pretty much recite Roast Beef's bloatee dialogue at anybody with bad facial hair.
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May 15, 2016 09:31
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MotU posted:if you dont answer "You can do whatever you want in life" to literally every question aimed at you then you are probably a functional human being and do not belong in the Achewood thread
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May 15, 2016 15:45
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Tonfa posted:Yeah I meant "the voice is stilted", not "BEEP BOOP CANNOT USE LINE IN REAL LIFE", jesus. Achewood is at its best when the dialogue flows naturally. It works better on the page than when spoken, but I think it fits that weird category of subchatter the strip has.
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May 15, 2016 19:50
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You can definitely use "You can do whatever you want in life" in real life, because you can do whatever you want in life.
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Filthy Haiku posted:The only achewood line it's acceptable to use is "you diss my dog you fluff my hog" completely stonefaced to someone who insulted your dog. You better be able to do the followup, though.
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May 15, 2016 20:26
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Der Shovel posted:"That's big talk from a guy who masturbates the way some people have a god" is a pretty drat good line. Yeah, a lot of these strips hover in the "good" to "eh, good" range, but it's cool because they also all have almost exactly one classic achewood line that just blows you away. Too bad Sun Tzu ain't got a chapter for when the enemy is yourself.
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May 16, 2016 00:41
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"I mean, you can't put shoes on it, or anything. Heh! You know--it's an abortion." "Abortions can't wear shoes?" "No... not if they doin' it right. No."
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May 16, 2016 00:45
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Cloks posted:You can do whatever you want in life. not gonna lie, I use this far more than is advisable. That and "little bullshit man". And on at least one occasion, "it is silly to like The Cure!"
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May 16, 2016 04:13
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:not gonna lie, I use this far more than is advisable. That and "little bullshit man". And on at least one occasion, "it is silly to like The Cure!" Also, some variation of "Do you Know Todd"
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May 16, 2016 04:18
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i rarely, if ever, quote webcomics irl
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in fact, webcomics usually quote me
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