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Bring a little backbone to the party by casting "summon skeletons."
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:25 |
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treasure bear posted:it's called the kitchen, it's where to go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTns_N9NcMg
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:26 |
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man i just finished watching it and got nostalgic for the days when i was the coolest one at the party
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:27 |
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if the party you are at is called "gathering of the juggalos" does the 1 fat guy rule still apply?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:27 |
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JiveHonky posted:if the party you are at is called "gathering of the juggalos" does the 1 fat guy rule still apply? Is that not their convention?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:29 |
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Spike a football into the punchbowl and announce loudly: "remember back when the Simpsons were funny?"
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:39 |
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Roll a doobie the length and girth of your forearm, then spark it up with a novelty-size cigarette lighter.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:44 |
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stay pissed off at literally everyone always and never tell literally anyone why
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:54 |
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redm posted:stay pissed off at literally everyone always and never tell literally anyone why are you mad at me?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:56 |
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Steer every conversation in which you participate to the subject of your favorite cartoons.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:58 |
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dont even go to the party - but text someone who's there, so they can spread it around that you are too cool
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 02:59 |
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We'll need money, drugs, a ride, and a spot with hot ones inside.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 03:29 |
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dont suck just any dick suck the right dick
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 03:51 |
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Open your trenchcoat to reveal that the lining is crawling with thousands of black beetles that pour out onto the ground and dominate the dance floor.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 04:16 |
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Get drunk and accuse people of stealing food
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 04:18 |
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Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 04:19 |
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Make that girl who rejected you feel really bad by pretending to attempt suicide.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 04:20 |
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spike the punch with the joose
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 04:40 |
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Jubs posted:When I finally get invited to a cool kid's party, I can't wait to show off all of these awesome magic tricks. play this song op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1Ac
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 04:45 |
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Get offended at the guy playing wonderwall on his guitar, that's so played out the girls should be listening to you talk about dwarf fortress
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 05:27 |
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Roll a joint with one hand People stop whatever they were doing to look at your drugs prowess 'Is that... a filter?' says the token asian girl as everyone starts to sweat You smile as you lick the weed cigarette close You receive a standing ovation. The party is yours now
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 06:00 |
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loudly announce that you're straight edge and then incessantly shame everyone who uses drugs or alcohol for the rest of the party
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 08:25 |
Fondle passed out women.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 08:41 |
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 08:48 |
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That man is a short Stephen Merchant
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 10:56 |
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Do a skateboard grind down the host's bannister, dismounting with a triple ollie and then drift into the fireplace where you burst into flames.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 12:15 |
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anyone here that has ever been to a party (I haven't), what was your favorite party ever and why?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 12:20 |
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dress like this
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 12:27 |
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Pass out on the only toilet in the house after locking the door.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 12:34 |
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Applewhite posted:Roll a doobie the length and girth of your forearm, then spark it up with a novelty-size cigarette lighter.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 12:35 |
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Mark some territory with urine and challenge any males that enter it to giraffe style fighting.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 13:03 |
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Bring your own roll of high quality toilet paper. You'll soon be the most popular person at the party
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 13:05 |
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Stuff a large cucumber down your pants. It looks impressive and can used to make finger sandwiches for snacks later.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 13:07 |
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Tell people cool facts about trains that you learned on Wikipedia.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 13:08 |
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Self-suck guy seemed to be doing well for himself Maybe work on your flexibility?
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 13:08 |
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my secret to being cool at parties is not to go because i am not cool. it's your classic addition through subtraction type of situation.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 13:12 |
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Gaunab posted:dress like this You should dress like that but also learn a few of these babies to impress the ladies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3waorCYwXp4 Magic Tricks
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 13:50 |
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Do that trick where you pee into your own mouth standing
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 14:14 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 13:26 |
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Applewhite posted:Spike a football into the punchbowl and announce loudly: "remember back when the Simpsons were funny?" LOL so much. This, unironically. Srs.
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# ? Jun 23, 2016 15:01 |