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Jerusalem posted:♪ Hail to the ballad of CatchrNdRy, and the goon he loved so dear! Jerusalem! Lower those eyebrows! And the other one!
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Nobody can know that I lost my eyebrows in the toilet. Not I, who drafted the King REoL peace accords.....
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Root Bear posted:Your buttons came from the trousers of a psychotic killer? Relax, every quote you're reading is made-up.... though they are based on true episodes! Some of which were giffed in this very thread! 
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Jerusalem posted:Relax, every quote you're reading is made-up.... though they are based on true episodes! Some of which were giffed in this very thread! You goons are free to roam the thread. Uh, just remember, one of our quotes is a dank meme. Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
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Do over Ham posted:You goons are free to roam the thread. Uh, just remember, one of our quotes is a dank meme. Try to guess which one! I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.  You Goons are free to logout whenever you like, but would you mind telling us why?
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Jerusalem posted:Relax, every quote you're reading is made-up.... though they are based on true episodes! Some of which were giffed in this very thread! Hello, I'm LOCUST FART HELL. The following thread of Simpsons quotes is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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Jerusalem posted:Relax, every quote you're reading is made-up.... though they are based on true episodes! Some of which were giffed in this very thread! Right about now, you're probably saying, "Jimmy, I've seen every Simpsons quote. You can't show me anything new". Well, you got some some attitude mister. Besides, you're wrong. Because sometimes, threads run long and certain quotes never get posted. So fire up your screen grab because here, for the first time ever, are the cut out classics.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Hello, I'm LOCUST FART HELL. The following thread of Simpsons quotes is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No. 
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Hello, I'm LOCUST FART HELL. The following thread of Simpsons quotes is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No. Does anyone want to change seats?
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Class3KillStorm posted:Does anyone want to change seats?  Hooray! Everyone's a winner!
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DizzyBum posted:Hooray! Everyone's a winner! Now, could I please have my motorboat?
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York_M_Chan posted:Now, could I please have my motorboat?  the mast has termites
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Baka-nin posted:
Lady, people are free to go whenever they wish. 
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Do over Ham posted:Lady, people are free to go whenever they wish. Why did you think a big balloon would stop
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Why did you think a big balloon would stop Because shut up. That's why. 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Why did you think a big balloon would stop  I don't think I really captured the eyes.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Why did you think a big balloon would stop  She's getting away!
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Do over Ham posted:Lady, people are free to go whenever they wish.  I've heard of a wailing wall, but this is ridiculous.
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Antitonic posted:
Ughhh... I'm so sick of that quote! 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Ughhh... 
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IMJack posted:
Let her go! I have a feeling we'll meet again, each and every week!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Why did you think a big balloon would stop 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Let her go! I have a feeling we'll meet again, each and every week! 
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I have to deliver a message. It's the thread-quoter's code!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I have to deliver a message. It's the thread-quoter's code! If you quit, it'd be like an expert thread quoter quitting a thread-quoting contest right in the middle of quoting a thread!
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Ainsley McTree posted:If you quit, it'd be like an expert thread quoter quitting a thread-quoting contest right in the middle of quoting a thread! Ainsley, if this forum has taught nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that goons should stick to goons sports, such as shitposting, thread quoting and such and such.
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Justice Sloth posted:Oh, I know this story! I'm not a girl. Are you blind?
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm not a girl. Are you blind? Oh gosh darnit, I just don't understand the situation!
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CatchrNdRy posted:I'm not a girl. Are you blind? That's the spirit!
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Ainsley McTree posted:Oh gosh darnit, I just don't understand the situation! I can see TMMadman, but it might be a starfish! 
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Ainsley McTree posted:If you quit, it'd be like an expert thread quoter quitting a thread-quoting contest right in the middle of quoting a thread! You couldn't quote your thread on the quotingest day of your life if you had an electrified quoting machine. 
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Do over Ham posted:You couldn't quote your thread on the quotingest day of your life if you had an electrified quoting machine. I predict that within 10 years, electrified quoting machines will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them.
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Class3KillStorm posted:I predict that within 10 years, electrified quoting machines will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them. Could it be used for shitposting?
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Do over Ham posted:Could it be used for shitposting? Well yes, but the shitposts would be so on point so as to eliminate the thrill of trolling!
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Jerusalem posted:Well yes, but the shitposts would be so on point so as to eliminate the thrill of trolling!  ♪ I'm a troll man... ♪
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To get to Duff Gardens I'd ride with Satan himselfTMMadman posted:That's the spirit!
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CatchrNdRy posted:To get to Duff Gardens I'd ride with Satan himself 
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