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Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Why do they have to keep using imaginirium instead of using one of the three motion capture studios they've made??

I'm guessing it's because CIG's motion capture studios are running about as well as the rest of their products. So when push comes to shove they need real mocap guys not their homemade "dreams and bailing wire" studios.

Or did I miss some sarcasm there and :thejoke:

Sea cat edit:

Viscous Soda fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jul 14, 2016

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Natron
Aug 5, 2004

SurfaceDetail posted:

jokes on them, most of us havent even had sex

And yet we've all seen your balls.

Makes you think.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



It's a bit stupid isn't it? Beating your wife. It's your wife!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

ManofManyAliases posted:

I always said I can move to sell my stuff next year (there'll be people who will buy - no doubt). But any money I spent on this game so far is money I knew I might not see again. Unlike others with buyers' remorse, I went into this thinking that it's a gamble.

Lol, buyer's remorse.


Go gently caress yourself.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry



L.

O.

L.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Streetroller, how does it feel to have officially killed a 117 million dollar company all by yourself?

Can I steal your valour and use that on my resume?

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
Dear Reddit:

Nothing you say, nothing you do, and nothing you post will result in CIG delivering your game. You are never getting your dream game. Ever. The sooner you come to grips with this fact, the sooner you can all collect the shreds of what could charitably be considered "your lives" and do something with them.

You are not getting your game.

P.S. - If by some divine intervention you do get your game, welcome to Goonrathi Space.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
looks like they delisted the streetroller thread. cant see it on the first 3 pages lol

Streetroller
Jun 11, 2016

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Streetroller, how does it feel to have officially killed a 117 million dollar company all by yourself?

Can I steal your valour and use that on my resume?

:vince:

My valor is for all to bathe in, just don't piss in the pool.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beet Wagon posted:

I'd like to learn how to go "Full Goon" please tia

I feel grief commando. Scanned through all the lyrics and it is hard to make a parody of a parody of a parody,

:negative:

KiowaChief
Jul 12, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The level of mental fuckery these people will subject themselves to in order to defend this hot garbage of a cryengine mod could be used for students of Psychology for years to come.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Scruffpuff posted:

Dear Reddit:

Nothing you say, nothing you do, and nothing you post will result in CIG delivering your game. You are never getting your dream game. Ever. The sooner you come to grips with this fact, the sooner you can all collect the shreds of what could charitably be considered "your lives" and do something with them.

You are not getting your game.

P.S. - If by some divine intervention you do get your game, welcome to Goonrathi Space.

bullshit, check out this progress, the new COOLERS are here!

http://imgur.com/gallery/mUHsH

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Scruffpuff posted:

Dear Reddit:

Nothing you say, nothing you do, and nothing you post will result in CIG delivering your game. You are never getting your dream game. Ever. The sooner you come to grips with this fact, the sooner you can all collect the shreds of what could charitably be considered "your lives" and do something with them.

You are not getting your game.

P.S. - If by some divine intervention you do get your game, welcome to Goonrathi Space.

:five: :five: :five:

ps: I'm getting a SLAVE ship!!

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
Star Citizen is coming out

:)

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

Scruffpuff posted:

Dear Reddit:

Nothing you say, nothing you do, and nothing you post will result in CIG delivering your game. You are never getting your dream game. Ever. The sooner you come to grips with this fact, the sooner you can all collect the shreds of what could charitably be considered "your lives" and do something with them.

You are not getting your game.

P.S. - If by some divine intervention you do get your game, welcome to Goonrathi Space.

LOL hosed if they dont and hosed if they do!

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Kakarot posted:

Star Citizen is coming out

:)

whoa edgelord over here

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Kakarot posted:

Star Citizen is coming out

:)

:zenpop:

Plural Abysss
Feb 25, 2016

Regrettable posted:

I don't post mcuh, but thought I'd share my cattes with the thread, anyway. Bandit says hi while Shadow tries to hide his face.


You named your dog after :lesnick: ?

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Kakarot posted:

bullshit, check out this progress, the new COOLERS are here!

http://imgur.com/gallery/mUHsH

now show me on the pipeline when these million poly models will be implemented in the game

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

D_Smart posted:

I got old.

Got married.

Had a kid.

The stupidity ended and autism increased :D

I hope to hell she screamed "let me loving finish" during the birthing process.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Are toupees like literally glued down to the scalp?

I'm wondeeing 'cuz if we could get a plant into CitizenCON to take a selfie with Chris and yank that rug clean off while the picture takes that would be cool.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Lol, buyer's remorse.


Go gently caress yourself.

*pledger's remorse.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

starkebn posted:

now show me on the pipeline when these million poly models will be implemented in the game

Two weeks, fucker

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Kakarot posted:

Star Citizen is coming out

:)

Are you posting from the toilet?

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

i don't get this

if SR didn't have any right to a refund, how'd he get it? maybe it's just because i've actually worked in customer support (albeit not with such an extensive tagging system) but...

i like the terminology used. SR 'strongarmed' poor little CIG/RSI/whoever it is now :qq:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Kakarot posted:

bullshit, check out this progress, the new COOLERS are here!

http://imgur.com/gallery/mUHsH

ICE to see them.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Milky Moor posted:

i don't get this

if SR didn't have any right to a refund, how'd he get it? maybe it's just because i've actually worked in customer support (albeit not with such an extensive tagging system) but...

i like the terminology used. SR 'strongarmed' poor little CIG/RSI/whoever it is now :qq:

they alternate between that and smug "we didnt want him here anyway so cig gave him the smart treatment"

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

D_Smart posted:

I got old.

Got married.

Had a kid.

The stupidity ended and autism increased :D

Derek waxin' poetic ITT.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
new COMIC HUNTER up!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Barn Folk posted:

With so many people working on reporting bugs, how is it getting worse?


Well, there you go. Not a cult. All around great guys.

It's not personal, [series of personal insults]!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Muppet Boy posted:

Thanks for posting my article. Apologies for not being PC Gamer :shobon:

I hope you're ready for CIG to label your account as "PC GAMER DINK"

or, if you don't have an account, they will create one for you and do the above.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Kakarot posted:

new COMIC HUNTER up!



whoa poppy

Streetroller
Jun 11, 2016

Milky Moor posted:

i don't get this

if SR didn't have any right to a refund, how'd he get it? maybe it's just because i've actually worked in customer support (albeit not with such an extensive tagging system) but...

i like the terminology used. SR 'strongarmed' poor little CIG/RSI/whoever it is now :qq:


SurfaceDetail posted:

they alternate between that and smug "we didnt want him here anyway so cig gave him the smart treatment"

It's the funniest loving thing, they don't know how to react to it.
"CIG exorcised that lil' bitch, glad he's gone, what a toxic detractor"
"StreetRoller totally loving blackmailed them and hid behind the AG and DS, what a coward!"

Which is it, jesus... They can't even get their own narrative straight.

radd
Jun 16, 2001

Super Spacefortress

Streetroller posted:

It's the funniest loving thing, they don't know how to react to it.
"CIG exorcised that lil' bitch, glad he's gone, what a toxic detractor"
"StreetRoller totally loving blackmailed them and hid behind the AG and DS, what a coward!"

Which is it, jesus... They can't even get their own narrative straight.

It is both, and yet... neither.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
You'd think after all this time they'd at least wait until CIG have released the official lie.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
https://www.twitch.tv/captain_richard

billy mays is streaming SC. Also one of his eyebrows is perpetually trying to escape

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I feel another letter from the CEO is comin'

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Streetroller posted:

It's the funniest loving thing, they don't know how to react to it.
"CIG exorcised that lil' bitch, glad he's gone, what a toxic detractor"
"StreetRoller totally loving blackmailed them and hid behind the AG and DS, what a coward!"

Which is it, jesus... They can't even get their own narrative straight.

Yep. You tested the boundaries. They are on their toes now.

Guess the best part of this is realizing all the salaries, all the internal emails and all the bullshit interoffice type stuff cost more in labor than your claim.

Yet somehow reddit claims victory when another 6K disappears. Amazing.

Mendrian
Jan 6, 2013

So wait, CIG changed their TOS to prevent 'refund fraud' but there's nothing in the old TOS that would have entitled Street to a refund? Bwuh?

Isn't there usually at least one step of separation between contradictions like that?

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Danknificent
Nov 20, 2015

Jinkies! Looks like we've got a mystery on our hands.

TheAgent posted:

INN, no idea, but wouldn't put it past them

big name streamers, yes, it's standard practice for any AAA game at this point

this shouldn't surprise anyone

I don't think it was agency oasis but conley swofford

ask them exactly what their austin teams are doing sometime lol

that entire [REDACTED] twitch crew is on the take, btw

:stare:

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