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Psion: Dec 13, 2002; eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Cage posted:

Um ouch

I said of me. Your gfys are good.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 19:55

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# ? May 13, 2024 16:22

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Psion posted:

I said of me. Your gfys are good.

*gets hit by other car in race*

:vince:

gonna post this for my BROS :vince:

# ? Jul 21, 2016 20:57

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Yeah?

# ? Jul 21, 2016 21:02

sigseven: May 8, 2003; That was heavy.

This, but unironically.

https://zippy.gfycat.com/AptUnselfishArcticseal.webm_{Backside 360 wallride}

# ? Jul 21, 2016 21:07

wafflemoose: Apr 10, 2009

Zigmidge posted:

Yeah I'm not picking the Drift Tampa for Stunt Races ever again.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 21:38

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

Slim Killington posted:

I love that everyone who bought that thing painted it the exact same color. Mine was the exact same.

True. I just spent over an hour doing the last 12 stunt jumps I needed so that I could do this:

Image sucks (wtf snapmatic)but just imagine the jokermobile from the 89 batman movie.

Also parkour:

https://gfycat.com/NauticalSpottedFinwhale.webm

# ? Jul 21, 2016 21:42

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Does GTAO still have the thing where if you're an organization bodyguard/associate, and sell a vehicle at los santos customs, the vip/ceo gets all the money?

UserErr0r fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jul 21, 2016

# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:28

PoizenJam: Dec 2, 2006; Damn!!!
It's PoizenJam!!!

Yes. This also goes for money earned from open world challenges and store hold ups.

# ? Jul 21, 2016 23:35

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Cage posted:

Drift tampa good.

https://gfycat.com/RealisticJoyousDutchsmoushond.webm

Donuts!
https://i.imgur.com/w6mr2ua.gifv

# ? Jul 22, 2016 01:07

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Bill NYSE posted:

Donuts!

My god man have some self respect

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:30

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Everyone needs to do this in hopes of getting Rockstar to fix a serious, game breaking issue.

Email GTAOnline@rockstargames.com and request that they add more outfit save slots.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:36

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

UserErr0r posted:

Everyone needs to do this in hopes of getting Rockstar to fix a serious, game breaking issue.

Email GTAOnline@rockstargames.com and request that they add more outfit save slots.

Yes it's time someone does something about the most egregious slight on the game playing population Rockstar has pulled to-date. The travesty of 10 outfit slots is absolutely appalling and I for one will not go quietly into Los Santos' good shopping districts.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 02:42

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

ArtIsResistance posted:

gonna post this for my BROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyDFbVWgyuA

UserErr0r fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Jul 22, 2016

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:01

Psion: Dec 13, 2002; eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Zigmidge posted:

Yes it's time someone does something about the most egregious slight on the game playing population Rockstar has pulled to-date. The travesty of 10 outfit slots is absolutely appalling and I for one will not go quietly into Los Santos' good shopping districts.

this, but unironically

# ? Jul 22, 2016 03:57

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

https://giant.gfycat.com/CostlyHauntingBarnowl.webm

# ? Jul 22, 2016 05:28

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Cage posted:

https://gfycat.com/NauticalSpottedFinwhale.webm

https://giant.gfycat.com/InnocentGrotesqueBallpython.webm

Slim Killington fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Jul 22, 2016

# ? Jul 22, 2016 05:41

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Slim Killington posted:

https://giant.gfycat.com/InnocentGrotesqueBallpython.webm

eesh don't quit your day job

# ? Jul 22, 2016 07:20

TheFonz: Aug 3, 2002; <3

ArtIsResistance posted:

eesh don't quit your day job

Do you get paid per autistic comment or do you provide this service for free?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 13:42

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

TheFonz posted:

Do you get paid per autistic comment or do you provide this service for free?

Not so fast; autistic people are usually known to be highly intelligent.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 15:26

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

code:

am_mp_personal_mod_garage
gb_biker_bad_deal
gb_biker_initiation
gb_biker_joust
gb_biker_rescue_contact
gb_vehicle_export

Could be something? Could be nothing? I don't give a gently caress but have some meat, poo poo wolves of something awful.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 15:34

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

UserErr0r posted:

Does GTAO still have the thing where if you're an organization bodyguard/associate, and sell a vehicle at los santos customs, the vip/ceo gets all the money?

Yeah I don't get this. There should be a way for the VIP to turn it off in the management menu.

Or give the VIP a way to just hand out money to his associates at will, instead of only able to split the tab on certain jobs.

I do a lot of warehouses with my friends and then they sell some cars and then I realize I got all the money and I feel bad. So then now we have to quit the corp if they sell cars and then I have to invite them back, its dumb.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 15:42

wafflemoose: Apr 10, 2009

Zigmidge posted:

code:

gb_biker_joust

Bike jousting? Sounds like fun!

# ? Jul 22, 2016 15:48

Ofaloaf: Feb 15, 2013

If I can't use a lance in freeroam once that comes out then it's garbage content.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 15:59

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Need some of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvD8NydSA4I

# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:13

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

A few of us did Pac Standard without a hud and radar, last night. That was a very refreshing experience.

If heists are feeling a little stale, I highly recommend giving it a try. You can find those options under Start menu -> Settings -> Display

It was really nice to have to use our brains for a bit instead of monotonously rolling cubes down the street to a warehouse.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:23

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Now I want to do all 4 good heists with you, c0upe, and whomever else with no HUD/radar

# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:47

coupedeville: Jan 1, 2012; MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

Zigmidge posted:

It was really nice to have to use our brains for a bit instead of monotonously rolling cubes down the street to a warehouse.

crate-shaming? in this, the GTA thread on the something awful forums?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:51

coupedeville: Jan 1, 2012; MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

ArtIsResistance posted:

eesh don't quit your day job

*makes fun of content someone posts in the thread*
*doesn't post content of their own*

this checks out :pseudo:

# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:56

Psion: Dec 13, 2002; eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

coupedeville posted:

crate-shaming? in this, the GTA thread on the something awful forums?

that reminds me, who's a mumble admin? I want to ask for a channel rename

# ? Jul 22, 2016 16:58

wafflemoose: Apr 10, 2009

Psion posted:

that reminds me, who's a mumble admin? I want to ask for a channel rename

We should have a subgroup called Stunts with Cunts, for people wanting to do stunt races. If that's too vulgar, then Cunning With a Side Order of Stunts.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:16

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

coupedeville posted:

crate-shaming? in this, the GTA thread on the something awful forums?

You're right, I apologize. We should maintain the standard decorum of dreadful reiteration of stats, best of lists, and the unyielding need to optimize moving 3 mcguffins at a time until the end of time.

To contribute, I will start with this: There's a glitch to enable a cooldown-less headhunter for vip work.

Start headhunter.
Play it out.
Go into the Creator.
Once fully loaded up, use the start menu to start a closed/friend or invite only session.
Let the previous headhunter cooldown timer expire.
Start a headhunter.
There should only be twenty seconds or so, maybe nothing, between jobs.

If this doesn't work, keep hopping lobbies (and waiting out the previous cooldown), it should pick it up.

If you're already just moving crates like the void of fun that you are, you might as well do this because it pays far better and is much more entertaining to do. Far less risk as well. Reports are you can get this up to over 500000$ an hour with a crew of four competent dudes.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:16

UserErr0r: May 4, 2006; Replace User

Dear poor people who want to get into the CEO gimmick,

If you must do it, despite how unrewarding it is for how much it costs and the time it takes, get the cheapest office and warehouse. There's no reason to spend more. Get the gun locker if you need it, but no other upgrades. Cash safe and the bedroom add-ons are useless. Also, you'll never drive the Pegasus brigade or tugboat.

Tldr, don't complain about being unable to buy cars because you spent an extra 5 million on unnecessary executive office stuff.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 17:57

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

TheFonz posted:

Do you get paid per autistic comment or do you provide this service for free?

Not so cool for a guy named TheFonz, eh?

coupedeville posted:

*makes fun of content someone posts in the thread*
*doesn't post content of their own*

this checks out

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:00

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

UserErr0r posted:

Dear poor people who want to get into the CEO gimmick,

If you must do it, despite how unrewarding it is for how much it costs and the time it takes, get the cheapest office and warehouse. There's no reason to spend more. Get the gun locker if you need it, but no other upgrades. Cash safe and the bedroom add-ons are useless. Also, you'll never drive the Pegasus brigade or tugboat.

Tldr, don't complain about being unable to buy cars because you spent an extra 5 million on unnecessary executive office stuff.

Yeah listen to this guy and don't buy fun things in this serious grimdark game

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:00

wafflemoose: Apr 10, 2009

ArtIsResistance posted:

Yeah listen to this guy and don't buy fun things in this serious grimdark game

In the grimdark future of GTA, there is only crates.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:02

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Starhawk64 posted:

In the grimdark future of GTA, there is only crates.

http://i.imgur.com/lpNtOEC.gifv

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:08

TheFonz: Aug 3, 2002; <3

ArtIsResistance posted:

Not so cool for a guy named TheFonz, eh?

Idgi

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:10

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

UserErr0r posted:

Dear poor people who want to get into the CEO gimmick,

If you must do it, despite how unrewarding it is for how much it costs and the time it takes, get the cheapest office and warehouse. There's no reason to spend more. Get the gun locker if you need it, but no other upgrades. Cash safe and the bedroom add-ons are useless. Also, you'll never drive the Pegasus brigade or tugboat.

Tldr, don't complain about being unable to buy cars because you spent an extra 5 million on unnecessary executive office stuff.

Bedroom is especially useless if you buy the cheapest office, because then you can get the Del Perro apartments (cheapest heist-worthy 10-car apartment) and its literally walking distance from where you spawn.

ArtIsResistance posted:

Yeah listen to this guy and don't buy fun things in this serious grimdark game

Money safe and bathroom aren't fun things.

He's saying save your money and buy the actually fun things like cars and guns, you jabroni.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:10

Ofaloaf: Feb 15, 2013

I like rolling with goons in a session and having a big lure that occasionally draws in pubbies to attack us.

It's fun, it gets fights going.

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:14

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# ? May 13, 2024 16:22

coupedeville: Jan 1, 2012; MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!

ArtIsResistance posted:

i got called out for being a silly goose; this ironicat will certainly draw attention away from that, no?

# ? Jul 22, 2016 18:14

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