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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I am in fact a place you can pick up germ (whatever definition you like) at a reasonable price.

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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I bet Blake Culverson isn't actually a superb lover

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
drat, crisis averted, we almost had a funny thread on our hands!

Tbh for all I know everyone itt is actually banned forums poster "Bruiser" up to and including Trop.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Just thought I'd checkin and see what happened with the scann..........

Oh well this ended well.

flipoff
Nov 25, 2003

Really, bitch?

Mordja posted:

drat, crisis averted, we almost had a funny thread on our hands!

Tbh for all I know everyone itt is actually banned forums poster "Bruiser" up to and including Trop.

Maybe the lesson here, is that there's a little bit of Bruiser in all of us.



Have I mentioned that I am a bisexual sailing instructor in Ibiza?

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

flipoff posted:

Maybe the lesson here, is that there's a little bit of Bruiser in all of us.



Have I mentioned that I am a bisexual sailing instructor in Ibiza?

im a boat

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Wait, if you get permabanned you can never have another account?

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Mycroft Holmes posted:

Wait, if you get permabanned you can never have another account?

Sort of defeats the purpose if you can

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
I thought the purpose was more $$$ for lowtax. Well this thread was good and then turned to poo poo. Good job

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Zombiepop posted:

was good and then turned to poo poo. Good job

The bruiser story

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Ainsley McTree posted:

The bruiser story

this statement does not reflect the reality of what turned this thread to poo poo. namaste.

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

Zombiepop posted:

I thought the purpose was more $$$ for lowtax. Well this thread was good and then turned to poo poo. Good job

Yeah, well having a meltdown and spamming goatse in a thread about posting at work sure is a cool and fun internet prank that people have no right to be mad about

FWIW I think we should unban ladydad and just give him an interesting forums curse.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
if everyone who had a melt down and posted goatman never came back what a lonely forum this would be

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Grizlor posted:

Yeah, well having a meltdown and spamming goatse in a thread about posting at work sure is a cool and fun internet prank that people have no right to be mad about

FWIW I think we should unban ladydad and just give him an interesting forums curse.

except it happened a year ago, i think its time to let that go.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Germstore posted:

if everyone who had a melt down and posted goatman never came back what a lonely forum this would be

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna post a goatman

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

Flaggy posted:

except it happened a year ago, i think its time to let that go.

Hell man, I still can't even forgive Phil Collins for Sussudio

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Enfys posted:

I bet Blake Culverson isn't actually a superb lover
how dare you

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Grizlor posted:

Hell man, I still can't even forgive Phil Collins for Sussudio

no one can.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Flaggy posted:

except it happened a year ago, i think its time to let that go.

I'm sorry that the guy who basically said "please ban me and never let me back no matter how much I ask" is having a hard time reintegrating

He clearly demonstrated a lot of progress on the path to behaving like a normal person but perhaps in another year the world will be beautiful enough for him

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Ainsley McTree posted:

I'm sorry that the guy who basically said "please ban me and never let me back no matter how much I ask" is having a hard time reintegrating

He clearly demonstrated a lot of progress on the path to behaving like a normal person but perhaps in another year the world will be beautiful enough for him

he was doing a pretty good job until a bunch of weirdos showed up

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
funny thread successfully extinguished over incredibly inane internet drama.

way to go everyone.

now i will never know if Vasily ever experienced the sweet release of death he so longed for

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

RaySmuckles posted:

funny thread successfully extinguished over incredibly inane internet drama.

way to go everyone.

now i will never know if Vasily ever experienced the sweet release of death he so longed for

Hopefully he achieved the rape of free society

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
You could always check his blog- lol as if.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

RaySmuckles posted:

funny thread successfully extinguished over incredibly inane internet drama.

way to go everyone.

now i will never know if Vasily ever experienced the sweet release of death he so longed for

I'm sorry, but the internet is not a playground. A person lied on the internet and posted bad pictures that made everyone lose their jobs. That's not a joke. You want to hear a joke? Me the Chinese, me tell the joke, me go the pee-pee in your coke.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
luckily I work at the prolapse factory

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Germstore posted:

You could always check his blog- lol as if.

Mike and Sasha would appreciate the page views

Synathaesia
Jul 4, 2009

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

Flaggy posted:

except it happened a year ago, i think its time to let that go.

only 10.4 more years until his probation ends and he's officially forgiven!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Pot Of Shoe posted:

That's not a joke. You want to hear a joke? Me the Chinese, me tell the joke, me go the pee-pee in your coke.

5'd

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


Synathaesia posted:

only 10.4 more years until his probation ends and he's officially forgiven!

Just hang in there lowtax

1 day per goatse would have been appropriate

But who has the patience to count that high

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

Synathaesia
Jul 4, 2009

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog


:eyepop: that's a good burger

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

"The only way to stop a sadbrains loser... is to BECOME a sadbrains loser"

-the melodramatic snitches ITT

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

"The only way to stop a sadbrains loser... is to BECOME a sadbrains loser"

-the melodramatic snitches ITT

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

wuffles posted:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the Internet he was a lesbian helicopter pilot

lol

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Grizlor posted:

Yeah, well having a meltdown and spamming goatse in a thread about posting at work sure is a cool and fun internet prank that people have no right to be mad about

FWIW I think we should unban ladydad and just give him an interesting forums curse.

oh my god who could ever imagine stumbling across goatse of all things on these here something awful forums

despicable, he and his seed should be shunned into perpetuity

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

Boner Zone posted:

oh my god who could ever imagine stumbling across goatse of all things on these here something awful forums

despicable, he and his seed should be shunned into perpetuity

Cory in the Blouse
Oct 22, 2010

SAMUS ARAN
OUR ONLY HOPE!

Boner Zone posted:

oh my god who could ever imagine stumbling across goatse of all things on these here something awful forums

despicable, he and his seed should be shunned into perpetuity

Well, it was a work thread and there were more goatmen than gokus in the below image. Honestly I liked Bruiser about 80% of the time but he just randomly turned into a total shitbag for no reason and pissed off a bunch of mods.

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mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

can anyone else try? i lost count at 14

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