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Stinky_Pete posted:New pick-up technique for guys who just need to get laid Making her think she's so boring that you fell asleep may be the ultimate neg.
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Moridin920 posted:honestly those things seem like a great way to get murdered Those things remind me of all of the people I've met in my life that have planned to "Just kick a dude in the balls" and that will solve all their problems because TV/Movies have taught people that the second a guy is hit in the groin he comically collapses into a heap unable to move like a robot with an off switch. In the Rape-X or groin attack situation you are just getting incredibly close to someone you've now enraged because you've seriously hurt them.
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hilarious file extension.esp
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Stun guns are the ones with arms length, a taser has the darts, and as I said I got both
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Aug 10, 2016 19:44
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Here's a story of women bringing the nice guy down. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-santa-monica-women-stop-alleged-roofie-date-rape-attempt-michael-hsu/
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Aug 10, 2016 19:45
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I've never raped anybody but I imagine that the amount of adrenaline and hormones in your system when you stick your dick into a booby trapped vagina would drive you into a violent rage from the pain and not a pain induced seizure. Hopefully the person is still hesitant to commit an actual murder and just settles for beating the poo poo out of the victim. I could be wrong though.
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Aug 10, 2016 19:56
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No no see a penis gets red just like the flashing weak spots in our video games so if you damage it you win the boss fight and get a free continue
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The idea is that if a dude sticks it in he will have to have it either surgically removed or die, so he will inevitably be arrested with proof that he tried to rape someone. Expecting him to be aware of that thought mid-rage boner and not just straight up murder you is where it details
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Aug 10, 2016 20:06
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dog buttz posted:Hopefully the person is still hesitant to commit an actual murder and just settles for beating the poo poo out of the victim. I could be wrong though. yeah but that's a pretty fine line that's really easy to cross in the heat of the moment. Even if they don't intend to beat them to death it's not all that hard to do once you get going. Heath posted:The idea is that if a dude sticks it in he will have to have it either surgically removed or die, so he will inevitably be arrested with proof that he tried to rape someone i mean yeah I guess that's fair still there's gotta be an easier way of getting some DNA from a rapist than wearing one of those spike reverse condoms every time you go out somewhere
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Aug 10, 2016 20:10
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Seeing someone crying or uncomfortable is the biggest turnoff. How do these guys maintain an erection ? Your partner being into it is 50% of the whole thing also screw stun guns, just get a regular one. Look at this petite&sexy bastard ! fits into any pocket or purse 
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Aug 10, 2016 20:12
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Decebal posted:Seeing someone crying or uncomfortable is the biggest turnoff. How do these guys maintain an erection ? Your partner being into it is 50% of the whole thing I dunno, ask Japan.
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Aug 10, 2016 20:14
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I like S&M but yeah if I know my partner isn't into it I can't even really get hard.Cthulu Carl posted:I dunno, ask Japan. like I can't even watch their porn it's 90% women screaming and crying like little girls and it's fuckin' strange yo
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Aug 10, 2016 20:15
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Yeah that's something I don't get about the guys who try to manipulate or trick me, is that the biggest turn off is the assumption I don't want to have sex with them if they approach me fairly. It's like, you think I don't want this? Ok, I believe you then... And a big turn off to assume I'm not going to have a good time and being fine with that.
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Aug 10, 2016 20:26
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why don't they just tip the condom spikes in poison
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Aug 10, 2016 20:29
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time for me to kickstart a vaginal guillotine
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Aug 10, 2016 20:31
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Whoa whoa, walking around with a spike trap in your snatch is one thing, but poison in the cooter? Now you're cooking with gas.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:time for me to kickstart a vaginal guillotine "It's just a cigar clipper with a rubber band"
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Aug 10, 2016 20:32
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Pick posted:Yeah that's something I don't get about the guys who try to manipulate or trick me, is that the biggest turn off is the assumption I don't want to have sex with them if they approach me fairly. It's like, you think I don't want this? Ok, I believe you then... I'm pretty sure they're just sadbrains who don't even care about other people as long as they can nut despite all their bleating to the opposite unfortunately. Just look at how nasty some of them get when turned down; like how are you a 'nice guy' but you're okay with making a stranger feel lovely because you're having a little temper tantrum? More like you're just putting up an act.
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Aug 10, 2016 20:37
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do all women carry dangerous weapons like tasers and poo poo
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Moridin920 posted:I'm pretty sure they're just sadbrains who don't even care about other people as long as they can nut despite all their bleating to the opposite unfortunately. Might as well get a Realdoll if you don't enjoy seeing pleasure in others. Quiet, obedient and always willing
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Aug 10, 2016 20:40
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Mak0rz posted:do all women carry dangerous weapons like tasers and poo poo We also have glands on our abdomen that can spray a combination of acetic and caprylic acid, producing a vinegar-like odor.
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Aug 10, 2016 20:40
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Nah but maybe they should, that way men aren't quite such nonstop assholes to women because you never know Some old creeper dude with a van was in the Vons parking lot the other month yelling at my GF that he was gonna 'have a good time with her' and followed her around for a bit when she drove away like drat bro catch a bullet you fucker
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Aug 10, 2016 20:41
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mind the walrus posted:"It's just a cigar clipper with a rubber band" and bluetooth connectivity I'll call it the Hole in None
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Mak0rz posted:do all women carry dangerous weapons like tasers and poo poo I only knew one girl who had a stun gun in college. But I think she was bluffing. We were at a party and a groups of us started talking about tasers and she was all "Oh, I have a stun gun". But when I asked to get zapped just to see what it feels like, she pussed out. Like, she didn't even have to do it herself, several of our drunk friends were more than willing to taze my equally drunk rear end, but nooooo. 
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IT BURNS posted:Can we go back to talking about Elliot Rodger and his manifesto? What was his name on SA?
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Moridin920 posted:Nah but maybe they should, that way men aren't quite such nonstop assholes to women because you never know Just the other day a dude followed me out to my car at Target and tried to open the passenger-side door when I was leaving. I generally don't bother telling the guys I know about this stuff because they're either incredulous or they think it's not a big deal, or flattering even! boy wouldn't i love it if a girl tried to break into my car lol am i rite guys
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another good sign was when he was following me out, he wanted to know what kind of white i am. "hey! hey blonde! are you a swede?" gently caress offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Pick posted:or flattering even! boy wouldn't i love it if a girl tried to break into my car lol am i rite guys If she's manic-cute than yeah
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Had a girl once that got naked and went into the fetal position on the bed. I didn't know what was going on so I just looked at her for a minute. Then she popped her head up and with this really annoyed look and was like "Well are you going to gently caress me or what?". So I started trying to do stuff but it was clear there would be no foreplay and no interacting besides me just sorta sliding in the from the side and I guess going to town. Couldn't do it. Not alpha enough I guess because I instantly lost my boner and had to go. How dudes manage to full on rape girls is beyond me.
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Cthulu Carl posted:I only knew one girl who had a stun gun in college. if it was a stun gun most of those are 1 time use and then you need to go buy another cartridge, they also litter tiny little 'tags' all over the place for the police to find in case it was an illegal stun gunning (like if you're robbing someone or something) just fwiw
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Pick posted:another good sign was when he was following me out, he wanted to know what kind of white i am. "hey! hey blonde! are you a swede?" lol jesus idk why other guys have trouble believing these stories but yeah you're right, they do. Just World fallacy stuff I guess idk but I'd always rather err on the side of taking someone seriously when they say 'hey I was harassed/stalked/attacked.' CubanMissile posted:Had a girl once that got naked and went into the fetal position on the bed. I didn't know what was going on so I just looked at her for a minute. Then she popped her head up and with this really annoyed look and was like "Well are you going to gently caress me or what?". So I started trying to do stuff but it was clear there would be no foreplay and no interacting besides me just sorta sliding in the from the side and I guess going to town. Couldn't do it. Not alpha enough I guess because I instantly lost my boner and had to go. How dudes manage to full on rape girls is beyond me. There's usually a power element to rape... like you're prolly more likely to rape if you're an insecure little twat who hates women bc they won't touch his dil you know? To punish them or whatever? But yeah that would have been weird for me too lol... I'd have thought she had been sexually abused or something in the past myself because dang. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Aug 10, 2016 |
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I would love for a lady to try breaking into my car. Or a dude. It doesn't matter who, just that I am a terrible person with anger issues after work and someone trying to get into my car would allow me to murder them with no consequences because my state has a Castle Doctrine that applies to motor vehicles as well as one's home.
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Moridin920 posted:I'm pretty sure they're just sadbrains who don't even care about other people as long as they can nut despite all their bleating to the opposite unfortunately. Pretty much, yeah. Fat Shat Sings posted:I'll call it the Hole in None "Wanger Wrangler" for the rural markets. FrankieGoes posted:What was his name on SA? A little while ago I saw some reddit post where they linked a vid from a PUA forum where a guy gave a pre-rampage Eliot Rodger a critique, and it's the weirdest loving thing. He points out how Rodger watches too much anime and if he could get his poo poo together "Asian chicks would love this guy."
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Decebal posted:I wonder how dating will look 10 years from now? VR first dates so there's no rape chances ? Look at this guy that thinks VR rape isn't actually rape.
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Moridin920 posted:if it was a stun gun most of those are 1 time use and then you need to go buy another cartridge, they also litter tiny little 'tags' all over the place for the police to find in case it was an illegal stun gunning (like if you're robbing someone or something) Yeah I dunno if that was the case or not with hers or if she just wasn't into re-enacting Jackass with drunk nerds, she just bailed and then the party went south because I guess everyone else was too disappointed to go on for the rest of the night. So thanks for ruining that party, lady.
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on a side note, the people in the warehouse next to my office bought a tazer or something and I can hear 'TZZZZZZ HAHAHAHAHA TZZZZZZZZZ' every few weeksmind the walrus posted:A little while ago I saw some reddit post where they linked a vid from a PUA forum where a guy gave a pre-rampage Eliot Rodger a critique, and it's the weirdest loving thing. He points out how Rodger watches too much anime and if he could get his poo poo together "Asian chicks would love this guy." no asians ONLY WHITES* for the glorious Rodge * blonde, blue/green eyes, at least 5'10", NO WHORES/SLOOTS Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Aug 10, 2016 |
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Pick posted:another good sign was when he was following me out, he wanted to know what kind of white i am. "hey! hey blonde! are you a swede?" "Listen bitch, before I rape you, I need to make sure we aren't doing any degenerate miscegenation here!"
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It's been fifteen years since I heard the word "sloots" and thank goodness for that.
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people really do just hate women and it's baffling to me because i loooove women myself  yeah there's lovely ones but hey that applies to literally any group of anything ever and I'm pretty sure it's not that all women are in some conspiracy against you, you just reek of creepy desperate rear end in a top hat to anyone with any sense.
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I think if I had kids my number one advice to them about meeting girls is "never, ever, come off as desperate."
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