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PallasAthene posted:I dunno, see there's these commercials that sometimes come on after Adult Swim and apparently there have been some shocking advances in the world of over-the-counter ancient homeopathic sexual enhancement pharmaceuticals, and they're so confident about it, that anyone with a credit card can get a free sample... Uh , brb, gonna go wash the dishes
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quote:I made a bid to do everything I could to lose my virginity in those few remaining days I had. With a tremendous amount of panic, I wondered what I could possible do. The only thing I could think of was to go out to the common areas of Isla Vista as much as possible. I had to put myself out there, even if it only increased my chances of having sex by one percent. One percent was still better than zero. quote:August 5th came quickly, and I prepared myself to be in a pleasant mood to meet them. Their names were Ryan and Angel, and to my dismay they were of Hispanic race. In addition, the two of them were already friends with each other, which meant that they could possibly gang up against me if any conflicts were to arise. They also seemed like rowdy, low-class types. My first impression of them soured me, but I tried to be pleasant and not show it. The two of them acted cordial to me on the first day, but after observing them for a bit, I had a bad feeling that they would be trouble to live with… And they were to be my housemates for a whole year! When I was alone in my room, I panicked to myself at how dire a situation this was. This was extremely disappointing. I was hoping I would get decent, mature, clean-cut housemates. Instead I got low-class scum. quote:We then went to the Palisades town center to have dinner. This time we chose to eat at Panda Express. While we were eating, some high school kids walked in. James saw them first,
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PallasAthene posted:I dunno, see there's these commercials that sometimes come on after Adult Swim and apparently there have been some shocking advances in the world of over-the-counter ancient homeopathic sexual enhancement pharmaceuticals, and they're so confident about it, that anyone with a credit card can get a free sample... Everyone's focusing on length when girth is actually quite important.
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Self-own of the millenium, if you ask me
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:54 |
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Classic Elliot!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 15:55 |
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we have reached maximum cringe
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 16:23 |
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PallasAthene posted:Not having a magnum dong? That seems to be the go-to insult against guys, coming from both genders, and it seems to upset the majority of them way more than being called fat or ugly or weak or broke. It's silly to get angry with someone for calling your dick small when they haven't even seen it. But if you call me stupid... whoo boy, let's just say I'ma bring a grade A certified whooping upon your rear end what a oval office
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Nice meltdown!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 16:57 |
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a girl who gave me a handy with said my dick was small afterwards and told all her friends BUT the only other dick she really had experience with was a 10" massive donger so I feel like she was just being dumb there it's average
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Moridin920 posted:a girl who gave me a handy with said my dick was small afterwards and told all her friends BUT the only other dick she really had experience with was a 10" massive donger so I feel like she was just being dumb there Girls have no idea what size dicks are. Half of them don't even know about growers vs showers which can really lead to some hilarity.
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Business Gorillas posted:Haha remember when this thread was about nice guy pics and not about troposphere??? remember when you were a good poster cause I don't bitchhhhh
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Chomp8645 posted:Girls have no idea what size dicks are. Half of them don't even know about growers vs showers which can really lead to some hilarity. If something awful dot com is any indication, a lot of men don't know about showers either
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Chomp8645 posted:Girls have no idea what size dicks are. Half of them don't even know about growers vs showers which can really lead to some hilarity. "It shrinks?"
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Chomp8645 posted:Girls have no idea what size dicks are. Half of them don't even know about growers vs showers which can really lead to some hilarity. This is straight up stupid, like do you think women don't like... Hear common language? Like if a person says "th-that's all, folks!" That women look at each other like, what, what's all, what??? Everyone knows about growers and showers dude Well, you might not know much about showers
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Cthulu Carl posted:"It shrinks?" I thought this was common knowledge, but then someone asked. I guess it makes sense, I have no idea how any of their anatomy works, either.
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Pick posted:This is straight up stupid, like do you think women don't like... Hear common language? Like if a person says "th-that's all, folks!" That women look at each other like, what, what's all, what??? Everyone knows about growers and showers dude What in the world are you talking about?
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Chomp8645 posted:What in the world are you talking about? Don't encourage it, please
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Pick posted:Well, you might not know much about showers drat it Pick, I already made this joke!!!!!! No post stealing!!!!!!
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SciFiDownBeat posted:drat it Pick, I already made this joke!!!!!! No post stealing!!!!!! My phone is slow!!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:22 |
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if you frown at my penis i will have you stoned
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:24 |
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Is that Nice Guy fanfic? WTF did I just read?
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Space Poodle posted:Is that Nice Guy fanfic? WTF did I just read? The word of the Prophet.
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Pick posted:This is straight up stupid, like do you think women don't like... Hear common language? Like if a person says "th-that's all, folks!" That women look at each other like, what, what's all, what??? Everyone knows about growers and showers dude I'll take a page from your response to everything with several anecdotes where I have had to explain this very thing to girlfriends and female friends. Typically in High School (but a couple times in their 20s) so that somehow proves all women are clueless, I'll conveniently leave out that even some guys don't know about the difference because they think all dicks are like theirs and aren't curious enough about dicks to come across that knowledge very easily. you seem hyper defensive towards men for some reason.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:26 |
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It made no mentions of BMWs. How was I to know?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:28 |
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I really sympathize with this Elliot guy.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:30 |
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So... he just went to Sbarro at the mall, and he waited for high school girls to come up and offer to bang him? And it didn't work? Curse the gynocracy.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:some guys don't know about the difference because they think all dicks are like theirs and aren't curious enough about dicks to come across that knowledge very easily.
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Moridin920 posted:if you frown at my penis i will have you stoned what about a lighthearted titter?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:32 |
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"Hold on, penises shrink and grow? This is very upsetting news" - Elliot Rogers
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Decebal posted:Everyone's focusing on length when girth is actually quite important. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gGNCyNXCtw
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:34 |
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It's not like I don't like men, but I do hate how men don't realize how their behaviors come across to women and then blame women for it instead of realizing they might need to empathize with others poo poo, I got flack in the Brony thread for saying I generally don't mind those guys because they're loving trying
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:35 |
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but surely if i show you my penis enough times you'll be overcome with lusty feelings right i mean right?????? (please touch it oh god I HATE WOMEN)
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Pick posted:It's not like I don't like men, but I do hate how men don't realize how their behaviors come across to women and then blame women for it instead of realizing they might need to empathize with others Men are generally really nice to their moms.
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Pick posted:It's not like I don't like men, but I do hate how men don't realize how their behaviors come across to women and then blame women for it instead of realizing they might need to empathize with others Who is blaming women for anything right now???? Like seriously, what are you talking about. Fat Shat Sings posted:you seem hyper defensive towards men for some reason.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 17:38 |
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she's just talking in general weirdos calm down taking everything all personal like
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Chomp8645 posted:Who is blaming women for anything right now???? Like seriously, what are you talking about. Pick's unrequited love is making her feel vulnerable
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Maybe the bros should all get together and decide that the standard issue man-uniform will be t-shirt with one's own personal cock shot on it. That way everyone knows what they're getting into right at the beginning.
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can we get a sexy sax player in here?
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Moridin920 posted:she's just talking in general weirdos calm down This is the forum for ragging on whatever but not men like me, only men different than me! Most of my posting in this thread is feeling legitimately bad for "nice guys" because all the messaging is hosed up and they don't know what to do, but a lot of that hosed up messaging is coming from places like this where people misunderstand women in a completely different way And my stories from this thread largely aren't from "nice guys" they're from scary guys, the guys who make women edgy and then in turn make "nice guys" think women are unappreciative and crazy Pick fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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