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Aug 11, 2016 20:25
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I bet by classical tunes he means brony fan music
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Aug 11, 2016 20:27
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Troposphere posted:I bet by classical tunes he means brony fan music The most funny thing is that he was probably wearing a fedora when he said it
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Aug 11, 2016 20:27
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These guys seem to think condescension makes the panties drop. It seems really common with these types.
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Aug 11, 2016 20:27
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Leon Einstein posted:These guys seem to think condescension makes the panties drop. It seems really common with these types. it's called negging bro
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Aug 11, 2016 20:28
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Carmant posted:Dude here's a tip.. NEVER ask a girl out on a date. They hate that poo poo dude. Anyway cya. *sighs and slowly puts on fedora*
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Aug 11, 2016 20:29
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Well they got this idealized fantasy of what a woman is and anything that pokes at the fantasy makes them a "slut"
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Aug 11, 2016 20:29
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Moridin920 posted:but again though the dif is she isn't on FB going 'you broke my heaart!' way after the fact I'm probably too quick to assume something a guy does means "No, not interested" too, because the older I get the more I realize that they often don't realize some of the things they're signaling. There was once a reaaaally awkward guy I thought was all right, and he invited me to a lecture on historical food preservation, which I'm pretty sure he considered a date. I did have a pretty good time, so a few days later I invited him to go to a museum with me. He said no. So I was like, "welp, guess he wasn't too into it, that's fine." Found out later from a mutual friend that he didn't realize that was a positive follow-up, and that me giving him space after that was supposed to be me being a good sport about being turned down and trying to not make things weird. He regretted it terribly, apparently, but by that point it was too late for unrelated reasons
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Aug 11, 2016 20:30
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darkhand posted:Rick Ain't Wrong "your music sucks" isn't a good opener though a friend and i were drinking and he had a good point of saying that the first couple dates you spend with someone is being the absolute best person you can be and slowly immersing them into the darkness that is your soul you put some music on while you're driving that you think she might like that's tolerable to you and work your way from there
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Aug 11, 2016 20:30
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Leon Einstein posted:These guys seem to think condescension makes the panties drop. It seems really common with these types. They think that's what confidence is I guess? 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:30
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i really hate saying this but thanks mordin for contributing to the thread
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Aug 11, 2016 20:32
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Business Gorillas posted:i really hate saying this but thanks mordin for contributing to the thread *tips fedora*
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Aug 11, 2016 20:33
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Anybody remember Ampleforth's dating threads? I feel like they'd be ripe for the picking. That guy thought he was so smooth. I remember one of his moves would be to tell a girl he'd scruff them up with his beard and then he'd rub their inner thighs and say "here". Lol
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Aug 11, 2016 20:33
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Business Gorillas posted:"your music sucks" isn't a good opener though the correct music to put on is ABBA and then you show that you know all the ABBA words
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Aug 11, 2016 20:34
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Business Gorillas posted:i really hate saying this but thanks mordin for contributing to the thread
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Aug 11, 2016 20:34
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ways to make a woman horny: - look her straight in the eyes and say "i will tolerate Owl City"
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Aug 11, 2016 20:34
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A few days ago, I was out with my husband and a guy complimented my 'my chemical romance' shirt and was like 'nice' and gave me a high five and that's a cool, decent compliment that wasn't gross or creepy, I like those a lot, thanks random dude who I'll never see again 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:36
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Pick posted:ways to make a woman horny: A bridge too far
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Aug 11, 2016 20:38
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Pick posted:the correct music to put on is ABBA and then you show that you know all the ABBA words i usually just let her choose the music we're listening to while i'm driving. the only music i really have an issue with is country pop poo poo and you can see those people coming from a mile away "IM JUST A DOWN SOUTH COUNTRY GIRL" *lives in downtown cleveland and has never been south of Columbus*
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Aug 11, 2016 20:39
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The Snoo posted:A few days ago, I was out with my husband and a guy complimented my 'my chemical romance' shirt and was like 'nice' and gave me a high five and that's a cool, decent compliment that wasn't gross or creepy, I like those a lot, thanks random dude who I'll never see again I thought you had to be 18 to get married
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Aug 11, 2016 20:40
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in my experience, how much stupid music you can put up with directly correlates to how good the sex is
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Aug 11, 2016 20:41
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 5. horny   Business Gorillas posted:i usually just let her choose the music we're listening to while i'm driving. the only music i really have an issue with is country pop poo poo and you can see those people coming from a mile away on a side note I always thought I despised country but turns out I only hate pop country and there's def some good outlaw country songs floating around out there
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Aug 11, 2016 20:42
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Pick posted:I'm probably too quick to assume something a guy does means "No, not interested" too, because the older I get the more I realize that they often don't realize some of the things they're signaling. sounds like a retarded guy mate, good thing you steered clear of that mess
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Aug 11, 2016 20:43
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Carmant posted:I thought you had to be 18 to get married I'm sure everyone stops liking all the music they listen to as soon as they turn 18 Varg posted:in my experience, how much stupid music you can put up with directly correlates to how good the sex is  which is worse, my infamous enjoyment of green day or my husband's folder of homestuck music?? you decide
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Aug 11, 2016 20:44
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Zzulu posted:sounds like a retarded guy mate, good thing you steered clear of that mess I actually like awkward guys but they are hard to date
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Aug 11, 2016 20:45
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Moridin920 posted:
How big's the strap-on? I mean, drat bitch, you ain't gonna get huffy about dick size then try and come at me with a substandard dildo.
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Aug 11, 2016 20:45
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Pick posted:I actually like awkward guys but they are hard to date Why are you attracted to bad things
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Aug 11, 2016 20:46
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The Snoo posted:
i bought an evanescence cd when i was in high school and from time to time i will find myself remembering one of their songs and just shakin my fuckin head otoh raffi is the bomb and gently caress you if you've never blasted octopus' garden while doing 90 on the freeway with your lovely friends
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Aug 11, 2016 20:47
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Zzulu posted:Why are you attracted to bad things bc she's a dumb FEMALE that doesn't know any better !!!!! (oh god im so alone) 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:48
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that guy has an obligation to shave that lovely beard imho
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Aug 11, 2016 20:49
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Pick posted:ways to make a woman horny: I refuse
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Aug 11, 2016 20:49
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Aug 11, 2016 20:51
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Beards only look good on a) pretty people b) super buff dudes Sorry, rest of humanity
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Aug 11, 2016 20:51
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Troposphere posted:I refuse YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP 'CAUSE THEY'D FILL THE OPEN AIR AND LEAVE TEAR DROPS EVERYWHERE YOU'D THINK ME RUDE BUT I WOULD JUST STAND AND STARE I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP 'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEMS 'CAUSE I'D GET A THOUSAND HUGS FROM TEN THOUSAND LIGHTNING BUGS AS THEY TRIED TO TEACH ME HOW TO DANCE A FOXTROT ABOVE MY HEAD A SOCK HOP BENEATH MY BED THE DISCO BALL IS JUST HANGING BY A THREAD (THREAD, THREAD...) I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP 'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEMS (WHEN I FALL ASLEEP) LEAVE MY DOOR OPEN JUST A CRACK (PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE) 'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN INSOMNIAC (PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE) WHY DO I TIRE OF COUNTING SHEEP? (PLEASE TAKE ME AWAY FROM HERE) WHEN I'M FAR TOO TIRED TO FALL ASLEEP (HA-HA) TO TEN MILLION FIREFLIES I'M WEIRD 'CAUSE I HATE GOODBYES I GOT MISTY EYES AS THEY SAID FAREWELL (SAID FAREWELL) BUT I'LL KNOW WHERE SEVERAL ARE IF MY DREAMS GET REAL BIZARRE 'CAUSE I SAVED A FEW AND I KEEP THEM IN A JAR (JAR, JAR, JAR...) I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP 'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS NEVER AS IT SEEMS (WHEN I FALL ASLEEP) I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE THAT PLANET EARTH TURNS SLOWLY IT'S HARD TO SAY THAT I'D RATHER STAY AWAKE WHEN I'M ASLEEP BECAUSE MY DREAMS ARE BURSTING AT THE SEAMS
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Aug 11, 2016 20:52
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Moridin920 posted:They think that's what confidence is I guess? Jesus Christ. The best bit of these is the ridiculous, flowery language - well, that and the fact that they out themselves as total bellends. What is it with these idiots and thinking that speaking like Concussed Shakespeare is going to get them anywhere? I know I've said it before, but the fact that violence never seems far below the surface is creepy as gently caress as well. If I had a girlfriend who viciously assaulted everyone who disrespected me I'd break up with her on account of her being an unhinged maniac, so why do they think it's so drat sexy?
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Aug 11, 2016 20:53
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What's owl city, sounds V bad.
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Aug 11, 2016 20:53
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darkhand posted:What's owl city, sounds V bad. it's terrible
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Aug 11, 2016 20:54
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I enjoy listening to owl city 
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Aug 11, 2016 20:55
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Troposphere posted:it's terrible That's a shame since most animal based bands are good, like crazy frog
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Aug 11, 2016 20:56
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Mr Toes posted:What is it with these idiots and thinking that speaking like Concussed Shakespeare is going to get them anywhere? lmao
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Aug 11, 2016 20:57
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