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Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Oh for gently caress's sake, there are people reading this thread that don't particularly appreciate it turning into porn detectives. The tickle videos were okay because they were so harmless and absurd, if there had been hardcore gently caress-for-cash in the thread we wouldn't have been able to dig ourselves up into non-creepy mode again.

I don't give a poo poo about legal repercussions and you're an idiot if you think that's what keeps people from joining you in grabbing their cocks in both hands and burning the tips off from friction

Nobody's stopping you from setting up a separate Star Citizen porn aficionados venture, preferably very far away. Don't worry somebody will miss you—you're a worthless poster and we'll all be happier for your absence

TBH, I hope the real reason no one is posting sandiporn is in appreciation that I want to keep my lunch down. But that might just be me being selfish.

Edit, no catte because we're at an event trading, but enjoy this funny picture of the stall opposite instead...

Xaerael fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Aug 14, 2016

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Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Google Butt posted:

you should go back there

Nice beltdown

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

touch the poop, meltdown, triggered, glad of it, all solid gbs style megathread memes. everything checks out.

wrong ram.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Ghostlight posted:

give me the coordinates of where the procedural generation touched you

34.030689, -118.4554582

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
A Trump supporter could derail this entire forum, I hope it doesn't happen!

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


So SC motion capture has been going on for longer than the production of Lord of the Rings. You know, that minute and low-key indie flick made by some old b-fest splatter film director…

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Google Butt posted:

you should go back there

you say that like its a bad thing. enwoe posts there.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
It's not 'poor net code' you see, just net code that is poor :eng101:



https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4xmrsj/why_does_poor_net_code_lower_frame_rate/

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Logic Sol wades in for science

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHFm5_SlUMc&t=281s

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer


:psypop:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

“Network LoD” is a pretty stupid CIG:ism, by the way.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Just because you admit you're an idiot doesn't make you less of an idiot

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

"Hey, I have no idea about the topic, but I'm going to write several lines of text about it like I know about it and then defend the fact I'm literally talking poo poo by finishing up with saying I have no idea about the topic." - Average Star Citizen

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Money knew too because his first reaction was to look at discos dissapointment and laugh. Given how he laughed at discos suggestion of the quality of Sandis acting hes clearly one of the moles/plants.

Wrecked Angle
May 12, 2012

"JURASSIC PARK!"

Xaerael posted:

"Hey, I have no idea about the topic, but I'm going to write several lines of text about it like I know about it and then defend the fact I'm literally talking poo poo by finishing up with saying I have no idea about the topic." - Average Star Citizen

Be fair, we're up to 204,294 posts and the majority of us know absolutely gently caress all too!

:justpost:

:munch:

Wrecked Angle fucked around with this message at 11:58 on Aug 14, 2016

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Star Citizen: More fuckups-per-second than frames-per-second

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Marching Powder posted:

he's used his best line on me and has now become kind of ineffective and disinterested which is nice but he'll definitely still post

You get my cloaca all wet when you talk like this.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Oh shiiiiiiit Google Butt and Matching Powder tag team, this is gonna be oh it's over.

That wasn't even a page, only a couple of you could be bothered to rush in here with sick burns? Sad.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Palisader posted:

Oh shiiiiiiit Google Butt and Matching Powder tag team, this is gonna be oh it's over.

That wasn't even a page, only a couple of you could be bothered to rush in here with sick burns? Sad.

It's sunday morning for god's sake, what more do you want from us? :emo:

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/339499/bad-idea-to-show-sc-at-gamescom


Personally I think it's a great idea.



Sounds good!



:yeah:



That's why they didn't skip E3 either!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

his nibs posted:

Just because you admit you're an idiot doesn't make you less of an idiot

The heard of goon wisdom is always painful experience.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Wrecked Angle posted:

Be fair, we're up to 204,294 posts and the majority of us know absolutely gently caress all too!

:justpost:

:munch:

I fight u irl :argh:

Various Meat Products
Oct 1, 2003

Daztek posted:



That's why they didn't skip E3 either!

We have officially entered the Weekend at Bernie's phase

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Wrecked Angle posted:

Be fair, we're up to 204,294 posts and the majority of us know absolutely gently caress all too!

:justpost:

:munch:

Gonna be a full-time job updating this post friend

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

The heard of goon wisdom is always painful experience.

I've learned nothing :smug:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
AP how many days 'til citcon?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

AP how many days 'til citcon?

56 days, please last 56 days CIG.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.twitch.tv/theastropub/v/83458157?t=23m54s



Games Com "LAN party"

Stream to internet obviously, but looks like game servers might be on the local LAN.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

AP posted:

56 days, please last 56 days CIG.

Nah… last 55 days. That would make the first day news from the con so much better, and leaves them no time to cancel the event. :unsmigghh:

Tippis fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Aug 14, 2016

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:

56 days, please last 56 days CIG.

:ohdear:

Wrecked Angle
May 12, 2012

"JURASSIC PARK!"

Various Meat Products posted:

We have officially entered the Weekend at Bernie's phase

And they wonder why so many people say that Star Citizen moved from being a floundering project into SCAM territory...

'We can't show people what it's really like, because it's poo poo. Put together a special build and host the game on a local server so that we get double-digit frame rates, that's the best thing to do to get new marks to part with their cash'

Wrecked Angle fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Aug 14, 2016

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Raffles every hour, set up a new email address and twitch account for this, they'll be giving ships away every hour and we might spend a good while watching this hilarious stuff.

Also shitizens will get really mad at goons winning poo poo assigning it to a new RSI account and then selling it.*

*Not that I'd encourage anyone to do that your lordship.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Ages late, but how loving stupid do you have to be to not realise that 'digital rape' refers to someone's 'digits', their fingers?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Ages late, but how loving stupid do you have to be to not realise that 'digital rape' refers to someone's 'digits', their fingers?

You'd be amazed how many don't know that (original) meaning of the term. :eng99:

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Whoever did the banner ad is awesome.

Unless it was marching powder. gently caress that nerd.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
I like people using "digital" instead of "cyber" when describing things over the internet. Digital bullying sounds way more dumb and also good.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

thatguy posted:

I like people using "digital" instead of "cyber" when describing things over the internet. Digital bullying sounds way more dumb and also good.

So is that constantly poking someone in the side, or more like saying they have sausage fingers?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Xaerael posted:

Whoever did the banner ad is awesome.

Unless it was marching powder. gently caress that nerd.

real talk man it's bad form to be so pathetic in the wake of an internet disagreement that i'm forced to feel bad for you. i promise you i'm not name checking you in unrelated posts, please extend me the same courtesy so next time we have a tiff i don't worry that i'm giving you some dweeb form of ptsd that leaves you unable to not think or post about me.

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Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Let the record show that all goons are stupid and horrible people.

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