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The Snoo posted:tbh I was a piece of poo poo (albeit mentally ill) teenager here on SA and elsewhere and I got a lot of poo poo from goons (some of it was legitimate and I can say helped me grow as a person, most of it was harassment or poo poo like calling my parents/posting my tits on 4chan), and my now-husband reached out to me through PMs and was like 'y goons mean/I wanna be your friend'. We chatted a bit but then I got banned, and then later he found me on facebook and after a bunch of stupid terrible poo poo in our lives, we started skyping and voice chatting daily, for hours and hours. You don't have a SAclopedia entry so you could be worse off imo
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Chomp8645 posted:Tinder was viable for casual hookups until it became widely known that Tinder was viable for casual hookups. Still works great in northern europe, like half the profiles say the woman in question isn't looking for anything serious 
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You can also ask your more socially savvy friends for help, almost all of them I know are happy to lend a hand. It's almost like having someone be interested in your hobby 
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Aug 20, 2016 22:27
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they really dont deserve u man praise jeus
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Pick posted:You can also ask your more socially savvy friends for help, almost all of them I know are happy to lend a hand. It's almost like having someone be interested in your hobby i sent this girl a pic of my butthole and she blocked me. plz help!!
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Mak0rz posted:i sent this girl a pic of my butthole and she blocked me. plz help!! obviously she didn't get the message, make a new account / phone number and send her a picture of your dick
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Fat Shat Sings posted:obviously she didn't get the message, make a new account / phone number and send her a picture of your dick Photoshop a pic of your dick loving your own rear end and send it to me, um... I mean her.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:obviously she didn't get the message, make a new account / phone number and send her a picture of your dick so offensive...
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what? it sounds like he isn't going to get the chance for 62,000 words of emotional manipulation so you gotta go as hard as possible
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Importing a bride is still legal you know. And you will be giving them a chanche for a better life in a more developed country. So its not totally immoral, just like 90% immoral. This is something to consider if you are about give up entirely. Its a free world if you have money to spare. There is no need reason to only follow the standard western model of marrying for romance. Its ok to see it just as a economic and pratical arrangement where each party gets sometthing in return. It aint much but it aint nothing either.
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Baudolino posted:Importing a bride is still legal you know. And you will be giving them a chanche for a better life in a more developed country. So its not totally immoral, just like 90% immoral. I like my women like I like my beer: imported.
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I'm NOT a very nice guy  Interested, ladies~?? 
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I guess this story goes here. I'm a team leader at a lead generation company and we had a new hire join Monday. The guy is 23, fresh out of college, and a little nervous in his first foray into full time work. Cool, I was too years ago. He puts in a decent first week, takes my advice well, my team makes an effort to know him, he seems like a decent guy. As is tradition, we take the new guy out for drinks after work Friday. It's usually a 6pm-3am bender when we do this. Around 12 we head to a club. Now, we're all pretty messed up, but he's had 2 long necks all night (weird thing to see in Ireland, but whatevs) Anyway, he starts running PUA stuff on very, very drunk 18-19 year olds in the smoking area and gets blown off repeatedly. The neg stuff, weird lines about imagining holidays together etc. I get him to come back inside (well, pull him by the arm really) because I can see he's clearly making them very uncomfortable. We get back to the table, he leans over and proceeds to, stone cold sober, to tell me his life story, how women are cunts, that he's a virgin and that he had to learn this stuff because his dad never showed him, so I should let it slide because he's playing catch up. I tell him to relax, mostly because I don't have a loving clue what else to say. He calls me a stupid oval office, tells the HR manager she's a stuck up bitch, tells the rest of the staff to stop trying to talk to him tonight. "See you Monday", and very dramatically necks his coke and slams the glass down, turns and walks out. I didn't think this stuff was in smallish-town Ireland. Um yeah, see you Monday. Probably not Tuesday. Welp that's my story about the weird woman hating wannabe pua.
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ChickenWyngz posted:I guess this story goes here. I'm a team leader at a lead generation company and we had a new hire join Monday. The guy is 23, fresh out of college, and a little nervous in his first foray into full time work. Cool, I was too years ago. He puts in a decent first week, takes my advice well, my team makes an effort to know him, he seems like a decent guy. As is tradition, we take the new guy out for drinks after work Friday. It's usually a 6pm-3am bender when we do this. Around 12 we head to a club. Now, we're all pretty messed up, but he's had 2 long necks all night (weird thing to see in Ireland, but whatevs) you should gently caress him and show him how its done
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Aug 21, 2016 00:57
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irish girls are great though so sucks on that guy for being terrible
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Let us know if he gets fired
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I'm not saying that guy is definitely going to stab you and then shoot up a sorority, but...
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ChickenWyngz posted:I guess this story goes here. I'm a team leader at a lead generation company and we had a new hire join Monday. The guy is 23, fresh out of college, and a little nervous in his first foray into full time work. Cool, I was too years ago. He puts in a decent first week, takes my advice well, my team makes an effort to know him, he seems like a decent guy. As is tradition, we take the new guy out for drinks after work Friday. It's usually a 6pm-3am bender when we do this. Around 12 we head to a club. Now, we're all pretty messed up, but he's had 2 long necks all night (weird thing to see in Ireland, but whatevs) you should point and laugh at his lame game (then suplex him before he pulls out a gun or something)
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Jerry Seinfeld had a great bit years ago about how men have no idea how to attract women. Shouting in traffic, honking the horn, these are the best idea we've come up with so far. I feel like sending unsolicited dick pics is kind of the same thing. It's the best desperate effort of a small, sad brain, that doesn't know any better. Like watching an octopus try to gently caress a set of bagpipes.
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Aug 21, 2016 14:43
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sending out dick pics is a lot like fishing. most of the time you're just drinking by yourself but occasionally you get a bite and when you reel it in it makes it all worth it
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Aug 21, 2016 14:51
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but women like dicks!!!
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Zzulu posted:but women like dicks!!! sure but they are weird lookin. Wait till the moment is right to whip the ol dongo out. Like when they start sexting you or something, THEN show the NSA your lil commander
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Aug 21, 2016 14:56
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SneakyFrog posted:sure but they are weird lookin hey speak for yourself
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Blue Train posted:hey speak for yourself hey sorry if i think dicks look like afterthought appendages at best yo. Its not how the drat thing looks its the drat implications of how it looks like oh thats big/small/goddamn/what is that weirdness/etc
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Aug 21, 2016 14:59
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Groovelord Neato posted:uh because you don't get anywhere sending lovely messages? you still have to send a decent opener. this is not true ive never used some lame opener on tinder and almost always get replieso
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One thing I don't understand is when these guys are rejected, they call the woman a whore. But if she was a whore she wouldn't have said no, amirite?
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The Endbringer posted:One thing I don't understand is when these guys are rejected, they call the woman a whore. But if she was a whore she wouldn't have said no, amirite? if you read the next sentence its usually a variation of 'shes loving everyone but me, the person she should be'
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Mak0rz posted:i sent this girl a pic of my butthole and she blocked me. plz help!! Next time, send a friendly text like "I got that book you mentioned, it sounded cool!" And not your anus, this shows interest in her interests and not your anus
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Blue Train posted:hey speak for yourself I've heard many girls say that all dicks look weird. I don't know why but it seems to be a common sentiment. Maybe it's like the snood of a turkey to them? Pick posted:Next time, send a friendly text like "I got that book you mentioned, it sounded cool!" And not your anus, this shows interest in her interests and not your anus i dunno man that sounds like a lot of work
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Pick posted:Next time, send a friendly text like "I got that book you mentioned, it sounded cool!" And not your anus, this shows interest in her interests and not your anus I did that on a beach in the Valley with a very nice red head. Oddly enough, being nice, nice smelling, and funny works. I think we've made a major breakthrough fellas.
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Dicks do look weird.
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I'll admit that the female figure is a lot more visually and symmetrically attractive than a mans.
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Why can't we just do an elaborate dance to show interest like all the normal animals ?!
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Decebal posted:Why can't we just do an elaborate dance to show interest like all the normal animals ?! That would be loving great. It'd give me a chance to use my loin cloth and feathered headdress again.
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Pick posted:Dicks do look weird. he is like 90 though...
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Ratjaculation posted:he is like 90 though... im not 90 
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Moridin920 posted:lol at thinking you're so pathetic that you have nothing to offer anyone else other than your appearance Lol go try online dating
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Aug 21, 2016 16:59
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vaginas lool wayyyy weirder imo
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Zzulu posted:vaginas lool wayyyy weirder imo Depends on the vagina. I prefer calzones to Arby's sandwiches.
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Salty Josh posted:Depends on the vagina. I prefer calzones to Arby's sandwiches. Ok, but what about doner kebabs?
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