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Jenny Agutter posted:I feel like it was all posted in this thread but I can't find it. Is there any way to search within quotes in a post? Anyways heres the whole thing This is amazing.
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beedeebee posted:This is amazing. I've seen a lot more of those jokes on twitter also and I love them and wish someone would compile them all from every source
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Neddy Seagoon posted:DNF isn't so much outright bad (although yes, it is a pretty big clunker) as it's just the unfortunate result of over a decade's development slapped together like a horrific collage made by a small child from the bits and pieces of who-knows-how-many different iterations the game went through over the years. It's not unfortunate at all. Whomever published it snatched up the rights as soon as they were available because they knew it was the definition of "marketing will do all the work" and they were right. The devs were only ever on-contract to patch together whatever existed into a semi-playable state because the entire selling point was never the game itself, it was the novelty of saying "oh hey Duek Nukem Forever finally came out."
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Schlonged Again posted:god: i'm working on the greatest jobs president ever
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zoux posted:A play in three acts. :edit: Damnit, he deleted the tweet where he threatened to shoot his roommate. :edit2: I replaced deleted tweet with image of it. Sorry for the confusion. Brute Squad has a new favorite as of 00:26 on Aug 25, 2016 |
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I can't believe I'm the first to post this very long, incredibly well-researched post about elf cocks.elise the great posted:First things first: we actually do know what elves called their dicks, because even the glorious JRRT couldn't keep his hands out of his pants. The poetic term (yes, elves seem to have engaged in erotic poetry) would be gwî, but for everyday usage gwib was the preferred term. Puntl is provided as the coarse, moderately transgressive term, and likely what you would be invited to suck if you went down on a male elf. Alas, due to the ban on the Noldorin language, we have no surviving slang for Fëanor's johnson.
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Chitin posted:I can't believe I'm the first to post this very long, incredibly well-researched post about elf cocks. This post is a thing of beauty. The entire thread us great, but man, this post.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:57 |
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Anybody have the "deconstrivist humor, when done well" post that was the FYAD title for a while?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:58 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Anybody have the "deconstrivist humor, when done well" post that was the FYAD title for a while? Ableist Kinkshamer posted:deconstructivist humour, while sometimes funny when done well, is intellectually lazy. it is a prime example of having your cake and eating it too, there's always another layer of irony to retreat to should someone not get the joke, or be offended by it. it is a method of inuring oneself to criticism: the criticism was anticipated and is part of the joke. the problem is that the nested insincerity of this form robs it of any real insight, it just becomes "i know how to annoy you". there's no social commentary because the nature of the medium prevents you from tipping your hand and expressing your beliefs beyond bland hatred. i think, ironically, the comedy arms race to be the most knowing blinds them to broader awareness, and indeed their self-awareness stops at the end of their noses.
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The original embedded tweet was deleted sometime between monday night and today. That was the original text. I just replaced it with a picture to better show what was the quote was originally.
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Thank you, I loved that original thread.
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Chitin posted:I can't believe I'm the first to post this very long, incredibly well-researched post about elf cocks. The really sad thing is a person with some level of education and intellect actually wrote and proofread that to post. Ironic or not.
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DudeGoofyGuy posted:I was trying to find the origins of Microwave's mom in the SAclopedia, and it linked me to what I am pretty sure is the original DNF thread that nobody is able to find right now. It ends on page 469 despite listing a non-existent page 470. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3131879&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 01:01 on Aug 25, 2016 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:I've seen a lot more of those jokes on twitter also and I love them and wish someone would compile them all from every source the important thing is that they be in chronological order, they're mostly from a byob thread that died out after 3 pages, but they were in no particular order. When they're put in order it just clicks and turns it into the epic lost bible chapter. ObQuote: Thinky Whale posted:MGTOW had to have been started by a woman who glued a mustache on, went to an MRA meeting, and said, "Hey, you know what would really show those bitches? Leaving them alone. Just going away and not bothering them ever." edit: I agree that whatever mod switched those Dukes Bros tags, the moment they lost their mod status they should have been switched back. The shame should be proportional to the hubris edit2: oh my god: "I just wrote a preview for my university newspaper, and as luck would have it, it will be published on the same day as release." Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 04:19 on Aug 25, 2016 |
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Syd Midnight posted:ObQuote: That quote was good because it reminded me of Clone High.
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Darth123123 posted:The really sad thing is a person with some level of education and intellect actually wrote and proofread that to post. Ironic or not. afaik that poster is an actual, relatively well-adjusted nurse who's also Really Into LOTR and, well
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Darth123123 posted:The really sad thing is a person with some level of education and intellect actually wrote and proofread that to post. Ironic or not. Sad? gently caress no. Read the Nursing stories thread. Elise the Great is an A-tier human being. If they want to spend time writing about elf dicks then they have earned that right.
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mostlygray posted:Back when I used to ride in Centuries all the time and was riding about 125 miles a week, I was always put to shame by the guy wearing jeans and a yellow rain coat. He would have a milk crate full of groceries bungied to his front handlebars on his comfort bike. He would ride on flat pedals with his heels instead of toes. I'd be completely blown, and he'd be happy as a pig in poo poo just crancking his way up and down the rollers. He's always about 300 lbs too. This dude is riding a Century like it's his daily commute. TotalLossBrain posted:What was his typical time? mostlygray posted:Whatever is faster than you are. Remember, this is a ridiculous person that participates in all such events. All that matters is that this ghost is always faster than you are, no matter how hard you push it or train, he always beats you to the next stop. You could be riding into a 40 mph headwind in the rain, or with the wind at your back and the sun at your face. Either way, he's always just ahead of you and looks like he's have the best day of his life with his stupid goddamn milk crate on the front of his bike.
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I was just assembling that very post.
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Darth123123 posted:The really sad thing is a person with some level of education and intellect actually wrote and proofread that to post. Ironic or not. They've achieved more with their over-education and intellect than i ever did with mine
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Sometimes you just can't stop reading about elf dick.
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Akett posted:Sometimes you just can't stop reading about elf dick. Don't forget: elf tentacle sounding pussy, too.
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atomicthumbs posted:Don't forget: elf tentacle sounding pussy, too. Who could forget?
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Pesticide20 posted:A modern remake of Koyaanisqatsi would feature a lot of Phoenix footage
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Mr. 47 posted:Apologies if it's already been posted, but this is relevant: Rainfurrest 2015, Seattle univbee posted:Did they give everyone an extra hour in the pit bull?
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Yearrrrgh. That's awful.
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Rhymenoserous posted:Yearrrrgh. That's
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In response to a brief mention of vaginal burns in the health care stories thread:flakeloaf posted:If a rug burn is from the rug and a sunburn is from the sun then
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Xinder posted:"My Spider-sense that warns me about danger is going crazy. Better not get on guard from sneak attacks or anything that usually come after it goes off." Pureauthor posted:Man, newspaper Spideman is just terrible at everything. Lurdiak posted:Reminder that when he heard Sabertooth was after him, his reaction was to move to a different city. Xinder posted:Now remind me why am I not reading this every day? SynthOrange posted:You are as terrible at life as newspaper Spider-Man?
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# ? Aug 26, 2016 07:18 |
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Someone once did a post about how the loners that all band together are too accepting of creepy behavior or poor hygiene because they don't want to shame people like the "bullies" that rejected them in the first place that made them band together. It was a pretty good explanation of how toxic those loner groups are because they co-dependantly reassure each other. Anyone know of or have that quote?
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Dear Prudence posted:Someone once did a post about how the loners that all band together are too accepting of creepy behavior or poor hygiene because they don't want to shame people like the "bullies" that rejected them in the first place that made them band together. It was a pretty good explanation of how toxic those loner groups are because they co-dependantly reassure each other. Anyone know of or have that quote?
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Red Bones posted:I think a lot of the people who do "chubby angry British guy" shtick come from slightly shittier parts of the country that were also the source of working class carnival workers, as opposed to like, posh dudes who read the news on the BBC, or farmers. That isn't to say that people from wealthier parts of England can't go on to become angry fat people on youtube, it's something anyone on this fair isle can aspire to be.
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Mercy is basically a fanfiction character written by herself
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My Lovely Horse posted:Ball mouse, but also USB. The combination of that is even weirder on my private timeline.
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Ryoshi posted:I BOUGHT A BAD TV ONCE THIS MEANS WAL MART IS BAD In a derail about walmart, this is the only good post.
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Printed in 2003, pretty much completely 100% explains the rise of bronies in the terms of weird as gently caress social outcasts who completely adapt to a subculture that was conceived and designed for the same 4-12 female audience that it had been for the previous 7 iterations.
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Jose posted:must be cool experiencing a natural disaster like a hurricane or earthquake. i live in england where none of these things happen Chichevache posted:All your disasters have term limits. WASTED
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pentyne posted:Printed in 2003, pretty much completely 100% explains the rise of bronies in the terms of weird as gently caress social outcasts who completely adapt to a subculture that was conceived and designed for the same 4-12 female audience that it had been for the previous 7 iterations.
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Strudel Man posted:I can't really agree. The article, or whatever you want to call it, is about why certain existing (small, usually in-person) social groups fail to kick out bizarre weirdos, not about the emergence of new, largely internet-based social groups composed entirely of bizarre weirdos. Isn't it, though? Don't the problems that lead to the former also explain the prevalence of the latter? On the internet, there's even less reason, arguably, to exclude someone because hey, they're not in your physical space, and you don't want to be rude and be a bully, right? It's easier to accept someone's lovely behaviors if you only interact with them in virtual media because you can always walk away from the computer/phone/game, so people never get their behaviors checked by others and it leads to the same types of sweeping behaviors under the rug as happens with real-life GSF.
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