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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

goatface posted:

My phone got killed a few weeks ago by a storm that left me looking like I'd been swimming with my clothes on.

this

you ever been round horses they're stupid as gently caress. i fed her trebor strong mints and was able to stroke her a bit because they're dumb and the male horse has diabetes and a hood on so he can't eat too much grass because otherwise he'll die lol

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

horse can't horse too much, or it dies

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
my phone is waterproof and I'll give you a hint

its not a fail apple product

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jose; how do you feel about a man who hasn't wanked in over a year saying he hates your posts?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i have burnt my hand on an oven, but luckily it's in that bit of the hand that doesn't crease and fold up any time you move in the slightest

oh wait hands don't work like that.

loving hands

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ratjaculation posted:

Jose; how do you feel about a man who hasn't wanked in over a year saying he hates your posts?

He needs to learn what a oval office is

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



:agreed:

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

Dog so starved its been reduced to filter feeding.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

horse can't horse too much, or it dies

truly the most useless animal

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


Fatty posted:

Dog so starved its been reduced to filter feeding.

lmao

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I heard that Jose has a dead dog tally on his bed posts, like a spitfire pilot

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hello, good morning, and mods knew

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

tallywhacker

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

hello, good morning, and mods knew

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:

fridge corn posted:

my phone is waterproof and I'll give you a hint

its not a fail apple product

I'll have you know i've been using a cheap non-apple charger for my iPad now for 3 weeks and only 5% of the pixels have stopped working. They're making progress.

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
I am now in Blackpool and I've gone past what is claimed to be the world's first exhibition on the lies behind 911. I think it's shut though. They got too close to the truth?!

Manic X
Jul 1, 2015

:britain:

Fingerless Gloves posted:

I am now in Blackpool and I've gone past what is claimed to be the world's first exhibition on the lies behind 911. I think it's shut though. They got too close to the truth?!

Is it just a demo showing steel beams not melting from jet fuel?

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Fingerless Gloves posted:

I am now in Blackpool and I've gone past what is claimed to be the world's first exhibition on the lies behind 911. I think it's shut though. They got too close to the truth?!


my sister was really into 911 back in the day, she'll be very upset if it turns out lee was just a pawn of the illuminati all along

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

terrorist boy bands

slightly better than regular boy bands

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


i ate a corn

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKEUujz12S4

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004



"fear of hose", b. delux (oil on canvas, 2016)

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They always look like that.

Vitamins
May 1, 2012


bill nighy is mai waifu

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



200 quid tax refund, yes please. and the gov's online system isn't poo poo at all

unlike the gov amirite

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
im playing fallout 4, the game i have not played since last year

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

im waiting for mods :smith:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no don't the blue star will change you

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sadly, aatrek would do nothing to you

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

fridge corn posted:

im playing fallout 4, the game i have not played since last year

its extremely bad unless you have the brain aids that makes building things in its awful UI fun

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

let's play "deer or dog?"

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

let's play "deer or dog?"



Dog?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

correct.

thanks for playing "deer or dog?"

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

next up, taff or oval office

spoiler - its a trick question

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Jose posted:

its extremely bad unless you have the brain aids that makes building things in its awful UI fun

idk i just sneak around and snipe stuff while exploring and making my gun bigger

it's all very samey and everything looks the same which is why i stopped playing in the first place

i have absolutely zero interest in the town building thing

Furia
Jul 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer

:yayclod:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Bullshit, it can't be a dog. It looks too healthy

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
this thread had been very slow lately. im going to make an effort to post more

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Ratjaculation posted:

200 quid tax refund, yes please. and the gov's online system isn't poo poo at all

unlike the gov amirite

Congratulations on getting your own money back 6 months after you should have had it.

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Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Some lovely person has cut the power to all our IT systems so no internet and no working phones.

Feet on desk, playing Angry Birds.

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