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joke_explainer


Zyla posted:

I feel like in the Marvel Universe, insurance must be impossible to get in any major city. Its a near certainty, property loss.

i always suspected wayne industries probably had an enormously profitable 'glass panes' division

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Piso Mojado

joke_explainer posted:

i always suspected wayne industries probably had an enormously profitable 'glass panes' division


batman is the DC universe, not marvel
:goonsay:

joke_explainer


Piso Mojado posted:

batman is the DC universe, not marvel
:goonsay:

fuccckkkk

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
popping in to say yay mulled cider! :yayclod:

Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

popping in to say yay mulled cider! :yayclod:

Send me some! Along with some cooler weather

big black turnout



Palisader posted:

Send me some! Along with some cooler weather


alnilam

Palisader posted:

Send me some! Along with some cooler weather

It's in the mail, expected a soggy package soon and then the evaporation of the cider from the cardboard should create some local cooling

Matoi Ryuko


shwa posted:

Hey is this still a cool forum to hang out in? I've been gone a while

Heck yeah it is, after I made your sig, I went on to make like 170 more!

bean mom

each one a masterpiece

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Big Mean Jerk

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Bo-Pepper posted:

i just want to do whatever this guy wants



I just want to thank you for this. What a wonderful thing to see so early in the morning :allears:

BERGfu


Good morning. What's going on?

shwa

yeah I'm a game yeah I play girls

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Heck yeah it is, after I made your sig, I went on to make like 170 more!

I almost forgot!! Thank you again for that :)

Moola

BERGfu posted:

Good morning. What's going on?

greetings im reading this thread

BERGfu


Moola posted:

greetings im reading this thread

Yeah it's a pretty nice thread it's cool it uses my coffee tag a made awhile back. It was also where coffee Jesus came from or coffee drake when we swapped out an image in the coffee thread in goons with spoons or whatever it's called now.

Moola
neat!

eonwe



whats going on? im at work! thats whats going on.

Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
I didn't get any sleep last night because my infant was being a jeeeeeerk, so my boss might let me go home early

alnilam

powerful infant plans ahead on how to get its mom/dad home early

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

HILLARY CURES DEPLORABLES posted:

whats going on? im at work! thats whats going on.

Having fun?

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Everyone who works in IT had fun today

Macnult

alnilam posted:

powerful infant plans ahead on how to get its mom/dad home early

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



alnilam posted:

powerful infant plans ahead on how to get its mom/dad home early

Moms and dads HATE this one weird trick

BERGfu


Renegret posted:

Having fun?

Always my man always

big black turnout



could somebody make it friday for me? tia


Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/FmrAjfa.mp4

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Moola posted:

greetings im reading this thread

hi!

come post here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3792804

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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

BERGfu posted:

Yeah it's a pretty nice thread it's cool it uses my coffee tag a made awhile back. It was also where coffee Jesus came from or coffee drake when we swapped out an image in the coffee thread in goons with spoons or whatever it's called now.

I made that coffee christ, I can't find it now. If anyone has it pls post ty

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I've got to mow the lawn today. :(

corn in the bible

Oh no oh god it's all true!
when i see eonwe's av i always think it's fyad's dendy for a moment and get confused

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The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Wait wait wait...

Does anybody here want to mow my lawn for me?


My friend Abraham Lincoln here would be happy to make it worth your while.

social vegan



The Bananana posted:

Wait wait wait...

Does anybody here want to mow my lawn for me?


My friend Abraham Lincoln here would be happy to make it worth your while.

Usually I have do to more than just a chore to see a dead body!

loquacius

big black turnout posted:

could somebody make it friday for me? tia

I've got a real case of the "don't give a shits" today

My tracking code isn't working right and I already give dangerously little of a poo poo about tracking so combined with how I feel today in general I'm actually taking poo poo FROM my job

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



loquacius posted:

I've got a real case of the "don't give a shits" today

My tracking code isn't working right and I already give dangerously little of a poo poo about tracking so combined with how I feel today in general I'm actually taking poo poo FROM my job

Stealing office supplies is frowned upon

Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

alnilam posted:

powerful infant plans ahead on how to get its mom/dad home early

I would not be completely surprised. He smiled so innocently when I came through the door. I'm onto you, kid

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



social vegan posted:

Usually I have do to more than just a chore to see a dead body!

Lol

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
For the fr*g work crew:

https://youtu.be/sC2OoLapD18

A nice vlog about an old man building a castle for god :)

Fanky Malloons

Is your social worker inside that horse?
I made myself a delicious sandwich for lunch, but only became hungrier the more I ate of it and it was very unsatisfying and now I am sad. Also I slept funny and I have the stiffest neck in the entire world :qq:



:krad: sig brought to you by the amazing & beautiful vanisher, feat. Helle Woods, artisinally designed by Death Sext !!!

Piso Mojado

Fanky Malloons posted:

I made myself a delicious sandwich for lunch, but only became hungrier the more I ate of it and it was very unsatisfying and now I am sad. Also I slept funny and I have the stiffest neck in the entire world :qq:

please elaborate on the sandwhich.

alnilam

Fanky Malloons posted:

I made myself a delicious sandwich for lunch, but only became hungrier the more I ate of it and it was very unsatisfying and now I am sad. Also I slept funny and I have the stiffest neck in the entire world :qq:

try to eat a small snack and then drink a bunch of water

sorry about your neck :(

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alnilam

also dis

Piso Mojado posted:

please elaborate on the sandwhich.

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