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I tend not to eat poultry and once I asked my bf to order me a penne dish with sausage instead of chicken, got up and went to the restroom. When I got back and the food came out our server was SUPER excited because apparently he had a chicken allergy and was really happy to meet somebody that he thought had a chicken allergy too. Sorry dude, in hindsight maybe I should've lied and made you feel better.
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:sure, exposure to pigs kills black people every day, so it must be genetic, or something? Goddamn.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 02:55 |
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You can most definitely be allergic to specific meats. My mother in law, for example, is deathly allergic to lamb, but can eat other meats without issue. You can pretty much be allergic to anything afaik.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 03:38 |
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Tunicate posted:Wife: “I’ll have the [Burger] with fries.” oh gently caress off
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 04:26 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 06:21 |
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When I see stupid letters like these, I wonder, since they went out of their way to make the fake rejection letters, why not post a letter that goes: Dear guy, We at the white house reckon you are ace and funny and poo poo, and as such will hire you to do your stupid finger snapping thing. Be sure to post this letter on teh internet so all those people who doubted your funniness and awesomeosity will be suitably chastened. Yours Sincerely, B-Rock "The islamic shock" Obama
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 07:10 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:B-Rock "The islamic shock" Super Allah Hussein Obama You forgot the full name
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 07:36 |
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My usual reaction to this thread is cringing, but fake rejection letters make me genuinely hate the people who come up with them.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 07:37 |
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Cleaverquote:This troper infamously sleep-chased a robber out of her house with a meat cleaver in one hand and a realistic looking toy gun in the other once. Another time, I fell out of the top bunk at my friend's place without waking up. Later on in the night, my friend rolled out of the bottom bunk and directly onto me, yet I kept on sleeping. The friend tried everything to wake me up and get me to go back into the bunk, I still didn't wake up. Then the next morning, she actually poured icy water onto me, but I still kept on sleeping soundly... until an hour later, when my mother came over to pick me up, and I woke up instantly at the sound of her voice at the front door. Soccer quote:My friends and I decided we spent too much time indoors playing video games and so we decided to form our own soccer team to participate in University soccer games. We went to the sport and recreation director's office and he asked us what our team name was, having not thought about it one of us just said 'Missing World Of Warcraft Raid' and that became our team name for the rest of the semester. Next semester we changed it to 'Freitag and the Mediocres' (Freitag being the person on attack... or whatever you call the person who scores the goals) and the semester after that we were called 'Aim For Fatty' (We had a rather rotund man as our goalie). Team quote:This troper's college intramural team named itself "By(e) *" so that was what popped up on the bracket. The idea was for other teams to think they had advanced freely and skipped a round, and lose to us by default. All that ended up happening was that the coordinator got angry at us. Another time we used the name "Ladies? (a guy's cell#)" Sparkles quote:This troper once dressed up in sparkles and fake fur and face paint and a tail and ears and antennae for Hallowe'en, and proclaimed herself to be a Go-non. School quote:This editor had to go to the school councillor after hearing that some of his classmates did drugs, and that the school football team burnt effigies of athletes from other schools in the area (and that some other students in his class supported it). Learning that the school you always thought was a great place was actually so full of wrongness can feel like discovering Azathoth controls the universe. It took 45 minutes for the councillor to make him feel better. Asperger quote:This troper with Asperger Syndrome had BSODs of varied intensity during middle school. Apparently the modus operandi for disciplining students in the special class she was in was physical restraint (which should never be used on people with autistic spectrum disorders) The most frequent response to any sign I was about to melt down was to immediately grab and restrain me. Note that this is as many as three full-grown adults holding down a five-foot-tall, 110-pound eighth-grader. Near the end of the year, anyone even grabbing my wrist sent me into panic mode. In the last class of the school year, a girl near me started shooting her mouth off. I got out of my seat and took a step forward. A small male classmate of mine had the brilliant idea to come up behind me and bear-hug me. Cue BSOD resulting in the kid nearly getting his finger bitten off. Welts quote:This Tropette has a BSOD whenever people manage to sneak up on her and/or touch the back of her shoulders and back of neck. Often times it's accompanied with a violent reflex. So much so she once found her self turned around 180 degrees her fist flung out... and a male friend clutching his chest where she had whalloped him. And wound up making his dog tags leave welts of themselves on his chest. She had to ask what happened since she has no memory of it.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 08:35 |
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What's with longer stdh and it having that special property of making your eyes just slide off it? It seems physically impossible to actually read all the way through. It's like a Day by Day comic with slightly fewer titties e: also quote:This editor had to go to the school councillor after hearing that some of his classmates did drugs, and that the school football team burnt effigies of athletes from other schools in the area (and that some other students in his class supported it). Learning that the school you always thought was a great place was actually so full of wrongness can feel like discovering Azathoth controls the universe. It took 45 minutes for the councillor to make him feel better. This has to be a joke right? "I had a breakdown after finding out my fellow high schoolers do drugs" Xen Tricks has a new favorite as of 09:43 on Oct 8, 2016 |
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Khazar-khum posted:School The STDH is the bit where the counsellor made him feel better.
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 10:01 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:When I see stupid letters like these, I wonder, since they went out of their way to make the fake rejection letters, why not post a letter that goes: Uh come on now, that would clearly not be believable
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 16:09 |
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Man, Daft Punk got weird
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# ? Oct 8, 2016 17:28 |
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Psssh! I bet she doesn't even dress that opossum.
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 06:42 |
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My friend, what does it mean, this American word - holla holla get dolla?
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 06:59 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:My friend, what does it mean, this American word - holla holla get dolla? "He think I tell cops about plan to steal two-stage bridgewire thermonuclear detonator for - how you say - bomb"
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 07:33 |
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I don't get the STDH here, plenty of people I know keep a slang word list when learning a new language.
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 08:37 |
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The stdh is that the list consists of roughly two recent terms the, uh, stdh-er has heard on the internet plus 5 terms no one has used in a decade.
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 09:02 |
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This is my ishouldbeworking.mp3 for stdh.txthyperhazard posted:I work right next to a stadium, so every so often the chit-chat will turn to sports. We're talking really simple water-cooler chatting that anyone could follow. There's always that one guy. ibntumart posted:Smashmouth Tunicate posted:Owner Owning Up
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 10:16 |
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I know it's STDH, but come on. A baby opussum would need doll clothes, not kid clothes.
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 11:09 |
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Khazar-khum posted:I know it's STDH, but come on. A baby opussum would need doll clothes, not kid clothes. It's an American baby (opossum).
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fish and chips and dip posted:I don't get the STDH here, plenty of people I know keep a slang word list when learning a new language.
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 18:38 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 18:47 |
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hosed up if true.
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 18:53 |
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that's probably 100% true as kids parrot stuff their parents say all the time but it just makes it sad
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 19:00 |
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Isn't my child so smart the way he believes at such a tender young age the exact same things I believe? The wisdom of children
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 19:07 |
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Prussian Blue II
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 19:10 |
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The real STDH is anyone being in a Sears.
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St Evan Echoes posted:both sides are in English so? if your L2 is up to a minimum level, the best way to learn new vocab is in-language rather than translating
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# ? Oct 9, 2016 20:50 |
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Somebody made a twitter bot that writes precocious child STDH, and it's great. https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms/status/780231172701892608 https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms/status/785123408895848449 https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms/status/784217437210152960 Also who the gently caress is Robert Reich and why is he always in my feed? https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonnyc/status/785265025418133504
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# ? Oct 10, 2016 05:13 |
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From a stupid clickbait article that lifted from askreddit:quote:I don't work at McDonalds, but once I was there waiting for my friend to get off work. He was arguing with a drunk guy who was demanding 200 chicken mcnuggets. They ended up selling him the 200 nuggets, when he proved he had the money. He proceeded to run outside and throw them at people screaming "YOU GET A NUGGET! AND YOU! EVERYONE GETS NUGGETS!"
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Henchman of Santa posted:Also who the gently caress is Robert Reich and why is he always in my feed? Robert Reich is a former secretary of labour, current economics professor, has authored multiple books about how neoliberalism has hosed over the working class and taken the economy as a whole with it, and appeared in a pretty great Conan O'Brien sketch. Why he insists on making up these obvious stdh parables I have no clue.
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RNG posted:From a stupid clickbait article that lifted from askreddit: Proved he had the money? 20 McNuggets is like $8, right? $80 then?
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# ? Oct 10, 2016 07:53 |
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Squodquote:This troper's favorite teacher ever, who taught Jr. High biology, was, if not a hippie, bordering on it. He played acoustic guitar for us on occasion, was in a band called the All Bob Band (none of the members were named Bob), taught the occasional lesson using old Star Trek episodes, and, when we had to dissect a squid, fried up the edible bits for us on a hot plate when we were done. Nose quote:This troper was at school when someone he...strongly disliked came up and started being a dick, culminating in him yelling "Hit me, bitch!" which I did...and broke his nose...well, I was just trying to be helpful! Bar quote:This troper's best friend was in a bar that had one of these "test your strength" punching bag machines. This absolutely enormous dude who's about to have a go at it turns to my friend and asks for a slap in the face. And another. And another. And then — cue battle roar, followed by punch Of Doom, followed by broken machine. My friend gives good slaps, apparently. SA quote:This troper was attacked by Something Awful back in February of 2008, and one of the most-used insults was that I "could double for Kathy Bates". Never mind that all they had seen of me was my (now defunct) You Tube videos, where I was only seen from the neck up. In real life I have actually been complimented on my looks. If anything, I look like the sort of girl that Robert Crumb would draw, and that's not too bad. Dog quote:See that real life video on the regular Hot Skitty On Wailord Action page? (The dog-raping-kid one) ....That actually happened to this troper when she was about seven.
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# ? Oct 10, 2016 08:44 |
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quote:SA is full of Internet Tough Guys who have exacting standards on what constitutes feminine beauty — and 99.99% of them fail to meet the most liberal standards on what constitutes masculine beauty. A kernel of truth in a bag of lovely lying popcorn.
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# ? Oct 10, 2016 11:54 |
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"I look like the sort of girl Robert Crumb would draw, and that's not too bad."
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# ? Oct 10, 2016 12:10 |
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Henchman of Santa posted:Somebody made a twitter bot that writes precocious child STDH, and it's great. https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms/status/784398631365259265
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sweeperbravo posted:"I look like the sort of girl Robert Crumb would draw, and that's not too bad."
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