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Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Trash Trick posted:

They did a good job of scrubbing the internet clean of it.

After years of being essentially ineffectual, they finally seem to have their poo poo together. YouTube isn't the half of it.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

What's so big about that interview?

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



https://www.reddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/5742ya/cnn_reporter_looking_for_trump_on_stern_clips/

Does anyone know what he was looking for?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Really makes me wish I had my Usenet situation in order. That's where I'd go for :files:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
You know, looking at old TV episodes there's nothing more uniquely creepy than when they talked a porn star or celebrity into getting strapped into a chair and tickled. The show is basically a vehicle for Stern's fetishes and tickling is clearly one of them and it also explains Yaqi being a guest who appeared multiple times because it gave Stern an excuse to get a girl in the room to be tickled.

Tickling can be fun and innocent but that's not what happens on the show which makes it super duper creepy. It's Howard and sometimes Gary and other stuff grabbing restrained women while people hover around with cameras and mics to document it all. I just happened to see the Little Lupe one and it just makes my skin crawl.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Unreddit is the best:
https://unreddit.com/r/howardstern/comments/5742ya/cnn_reporter_looking_for_trump_on_stern_clips/

quote:

Yes, I'm a journalist with CNN named Andrew Kaczynski. I've reported extensively on Trump on Stern. I'm at Andrew.w.Kaczynski@gmail.com. I'm looking for a May 7, 1998 show that Trump was on and a few other dates from early 1990s

From Marks Friggin:

quote:

Donald Trump Calls In. 5/7/98. 7:30am
Millionaire real estate mogul Donald Trump called in to promote his Miss Universe pageant. The pageant will be on CBS next Tuesday, May 12. Trump owns the pageant so who better to promote it than the man himself. Howard and Trump talked about how the women on the Miss Universe pageant are better looking than the women on the Miss America pageant. With the Miss America pageant they find women who are smart and fairly good looking. On the Miss Universe pageant they don't look for rocket scientists, only great looking women. Trump calls the Miss Universe pageant ''totally politically incorrect..'' ant that's the way it should be. Howard pointed out the fact that Donald owns a hell of a lot of apartment buildings in New York City. Howard has been looking for an apartment for himself so he can crash there once in a while. He said almost every one he looked at was owned by Trump. Trump told Howard that they'd love to have him in their building and he'd make sure he would get in. What a guy. Howard also brought up Donald's ex-wife Marla Maples and her horrible acting on The Nanny TV show. Howard figured that he could bring that up now that the two of them have divorced. Donald didn't seem to mind it. He didn't bad mouth her too bad.

EngineerJoe fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Oct 12, 2016

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What's so big about that interview?

Just big name + Stern. I just wanted to listen to it because I just finished Horace and Pete.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Yeah, that's not in the megapack of 1980-2000 collection I have. I will not support giving ammunition to be used against the first Wack Pack president in any case.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Any others for the rest of the crew/cast? Marianne might have "Howahd!" but that's not really a phrase (or whatever you'd call my first two examples).

Robin: "I was going to say..."

Robin: "Oh, here we go..."

Benji: "Hey Harr!"

Howard: "Quite frankly..."

Artie: "Ga-head", which is his way of saying, "go ahead" (a phrase Howard uses a lot, too)

Artie: "And, umm..." (Sour Shoes has perfected this)

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Fred: (after any insult of any quality) "OW!"

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

This is so mild compared to him talking about grabbing women by the genitals I think they've finally run out of Howard stuff to report on.

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Crotch Bat posted:

It's very easy to describe the show eras and use "Artie years" and "post-Artie years" so that should speak to his impact on the show.

Artie was useful for actually being somewhat aware of pop culture as opposed to Howard who has steadfastly refused to acknowledge that anything interesting in pop culture has happened since 1991 or before 1990.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

InfiniteZero posted:

Artie was useful for actually being somewhat aware of pop culture as opposed to Howard who has steadfastly refused to acknowledge that anything interesting in pop culture has happened since 1991 or before 1990.

At least he finally admits to watching Seinfeld.... Show was over before he admitted to that.

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Squashy Nipples posted:

At least he finally admits to watching Seinfeld.... Show was over before he admitted to that.

He did watch the Sopranos as it aired...and American Idol...and Dancing with the Stars.

I had a point, but I forgot it. Howard's taste in TV kind of sucks.

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Coheed and Camembert posted:

He did watch the Sopranos as it aired...and American Idol...and Dancing with the Stars.

I had a point, but I forgot it. Howard's taste in TV kind of sucks.

Charitable

Robins taste is better but only because she watches every single show on television and Netflix as far as I can tell.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

"Welcome to the official KC Armstrong poster website"

https://web.archive.org/web/20040212014110/http://kcposter.com/

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008

Former Human posted:

"Welcome to the official KC Armstrong poster website"

https://web.archive.org/web/20040212014110/http://kcposter.com/

Fun fact: KC once posed for gay photographs, with a German homo

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Coheed and Camembert posted:

He did watch the Sopranos as it aired...and American Idol...and Dancing with the Stars.

I had a point, but I forgot it. Howard's taste in TV kind of sucks.

He liked Larry Sanders; that might have been the only TV comedy he didn't poo poo on.

Caper
Feb 20, 2005

Fallen Rib

Trash Trick posted:

Just big name + Stern. I just wanted to listen to it because I just finished Horace and Pete.

Was it because he responded to Jill Soloway giving him poo poo about having a trans person on his show without consulting her?

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I think my favorite theme song of all is the "George of the Jungle" theme for Scott they used way back when.

Smoke, Smoke
When you smell smoke
you know he must be near
*cough* *cough*
Scott the Engineer

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

ETM: (discussing the decision NOT to send him to that red carpet event) "I've had my drat change of heart; I want to drat do it."

Oh Eric, even when your speech was fluent, you still sounded weird. :bravo:

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.

EngineerJoe posted:

I'm a journalist with CNN named Andrew Kaczynski. I've reported extensively on Trump on Stern.

In two sentences, this guy (presumably unwittingly) reveals what utter poo poo network journalism has become.

"I'm a 'journalist' for the world's biggest cable news network. I listen to a comedy radio show and tell the world what people say on it."

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
https://twitter.com/_SidVerma/status/786614831604441088

Finndo posted:

In two sentences, this guy (presumably unwittingly) reveals what utter poo poo network journalism has become.

"I'm a 'journalist' for the world's biggest cable news network. I listen to a comedy radio show and tell the world what people say on it."

It's to find poo poo like this.

Robin is SAVAGE also gently caress Trump is creepy as poo poo talking about this next to his daughter

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Crotch Bat posted:

I think my favorite theme song of all is the "George of the Jungle" theme for Scott they used way back when.

Smoke, Smoke
When you smell smoke
you know he must be near
*cough* *cough*
Scott the Engineer

They had the best jingles back in the day. :allears:

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Man, Stern should have really cancelled his vacation and been on the air every day this week.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

Finndo posted:

In two sentences, this guy (presumably unwittingly) reveals what utter poo poo network journalism has become.

"I'm a 'journalist' for the world's biggest cable news network. I listen to a comedy radio show and tell the world what people say on it."

At least they (CNN) quit trying to have "citizen journalists" (a guy with a cellphone) do all their legwork for them, and this guy is actually looking for sources to interview on a story. Just because Howard Stern has jokes on his show doesn't mean it's not part of the public record.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

ETM: (discussing the decision NOT to send him to that red carpet event) "I've had my drat change of heart; I want to drat do it."

Oh Eric, even when your speech was fluent, you still sounded weird. :bravo:

He had no clue how to curse, he interjected them in the strangest places. It really was like watching a child learn to curse from seeing the words in a book or something. It was unnatural as everything else in his life.

God, I loved when they told him no and he couldn't handle it. The roast he got shut down on and they were actually going to give him the red carpet event but he screwed himself by refusing to do their questions. Everything he did had an ulterior motive and he was never smart enough to keep it hidden and watching his midget rage when baby didn't get his way was great.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Crotch Bat posted:

He had no clue how to curse, he interjected them in the strangest places. It really was like watching a child learn to curse from seeing the words in a book or something. It was unnatural as everything else in his life.

I remember, as a kid on a camping trip with family, angrily proclaiming "I don't give a care!"

They all laughed at me. :saddowns:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
10 year old me once asked my parents what masturbation was outside the National Air and Space Museum in DC because I heard the word on Beavis & Butthead. They were mortified. I had no clue, I might as well have been asking for the definition of some other random word.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Crotch Bat posted:

10 year old me once asked my parents what masturbation was outside the National Air and Space Museum in DC because I heard the word on Beavis & Butthead. They were mortified. I had no clue, I might as well have been asking for the definition of some other random word.

I did the same thing when I asked, thanks to a Cracked Magazine fake toy ad, what a brothel was.

I remember my dad nearly choking on his cereal.

Meanwhile, Barbie's Dream Brothel sounds loving rad as heck.

Finndo
Dec 27, 2005

Title Text goes here.

Ether Frenzy posted:

At least they (CNN) quit trying to have "citizen journalists" (a guy with a cellphone) do all their legwork for them, and this guy is actually looking for sources to interview on a story. Just because Howard Stern has jokes on his show doesn't mean it's not part of the public record.

This guy is doing what JD does.

Journalists are supposed to cultivate sources and break news. Not "report" on something that was broadcast on national airwaves.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Finndo posted:

This guy is doing what JD does.

Journalists are supposed to cultivate sources and break news. Not "report" on something that was broadcast on national airwaves.

A lot of stuff gets broadcast on national airwaves, and nobody is paying attention to it. There's value in finding it when it becomes relevant.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Finndo posted:

This guy is doing what JD does.



Ehhh, uhhh, I don, I dont know. Its uh, I mean. Woot!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Ehhh, uhhh, I don, I dont know. Its uh, I mean. Woot!

Dis is a good jd post dere.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Here's Howard making his way to the studio while the building is on lockdown and the hallways are closed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ8KG-GLbUg

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

:stare: what a raging douchebag.

There's a Fabulous Hollywood Life Howard or whatever joke in there somewhere.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
Clearly they are not on the bro list

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Crotch Bat posted:

10 year old me once asked my parents what masturbation was outside the National Air and Space Museum in DC because I heard the word on Beavis & Butthead. They were mortified. I had no clue, I might as well have been asking for the definition of some other random word.

When I was like 8 or so, I asked my mom if she was on her period. Not in an obnoxious way, I think I was under the impression it was just something us gals talked about.

Except, I asked her in front of my entire family at my grandparent's house - there were like 20 people at the dinner table. I got my birds and the bees talk that night.

Sand Monster posted:

Here's Howard making his way to the studio while the building is on lockdown and the hallways are closed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ8KG-GLbUg


I'm torn here because while this incredibly douchey, Opie and his friends kind of deserve it. You come at the king, you best not miss, etc etc.

Agent Burt Macklin fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 14, 2016

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I did the same thing when I asked, thanks to a Cracked Magazine fake toy ad, what a brothel was.

I remember my dad nearly choking on his cereal.

Meanwhile, Barbie's Dream Brothel sounds loving rad as heck.

I was watching Three's Company (it was a new episode and yes, I'm old) and they said "hooker". 4 year-old-me asked my mom what a Hooker was and she said, "Someone you pay to have dinner with you" and I was like, "Oh...ok".

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Man, they gotta get some sort of betting thing going on again soon. I'm listening to the second IQ test bet, even though I've heard it before, and I think it's my favourite part of the show, when there's a lot of excitement going on for about 2 hours straight. :allears:

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