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VolticSurge posted:Here. This should clear things up a bit. Be sure to watch at least one of their videos (any one of them,they're all the same),and you'll get the gist. "robert downey jr. does what he wants, the cast stopped trying to keep him from eating snacks he squirreled around all over the set so he could never stop eating. Now that we know we can't stop noticing" they literally didn't show him eating one goddamn thing from any scene in any movie. What the gently caress kind of editing job is this?
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VolticSurge posted:Here. This should clear things up a bit. Be sure to watch at least one of their videos (any one of them,they're all the same),and you'll get the gist. Did I just get Kellyed? This is a parody website, right? RIGHT!?!
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skull mask mcgee posted:We Don’t Know How To Take Down These Photoshops Of Bald Donald Trump, So We’ve Stretched His Face Out All Wide So Nobody Can Recognize It’s Him Number 4 is amazing. Edit: President-Elect Trump whispers to White House Chef... Jerusalem has a new favorite as of 07:07 on Nov 16, 2016 |
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Jerusalem posted:Did I just get Kellyed? This is a parody website, right? RIGHT!?! At least cinemasins seems to be self-aware and are nitpicking just for fun. The Commonwealth posted:http://www.theonion.com/video/onion-looks-back-beauty-and-beast-54698
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Jerusalem posted:Number 4 is amazing. Lmao the writer for this one really knocked it out of the park.
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http://www.theonion.com/article/gaunt-weathered-john-kerry-leads-prisoner-uprising-54706 Diamond Joe gets all the glory, but I'm really going to miss John Kerry. What the gently caress will they do with Secretary Gingrich?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:http://www.theonion.com/article/gaunt-weathered-john-kerry-leads-prisoner-uprising-54706 They'd re-do the Kerry articles, but make Gingrich the evil villain against whatever foreign dignitary he's meeting with.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:http://www.theonion.com/article/gaunt-weathered-john-kerry-leads-prisoner-uprising-54706 Rudy Giuliani wants to be Secretary of State. I'm trying to think of a joke to go with that, but drawing a total blank.
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mobby_6kl posted:This is CineD on a good day. Which reminds me that we should do another one of those subtext competitions. I'm not sure why Fat Lou didn't do one this year, but I'm prepared to defend my title.
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prefect posted:Rudy Giuliani wants to be Secretary of State. Well, the previous Secretary of State got to preside over a 9/11 tragedy and maybe he's hoping that lightning will strike twice
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Disgrace: The CEO Of Beans Has Stepped Down Amid Reports That There Can’t Be A CEO Of Beans This guys on a roll PR Disaster: The President Of Panasonic Has Been Forced To Resign After 60,000 Panasonic TVs Ascended To Heaven Without Warning
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I had to revel a bit in my own despair going through this slideshow It's just depressing as gently caress to read after the fact.
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Murder, Cheat, And gently caress Your Way Through Boston The Mutiny National Anthem (Sung to the tune of “Born To Run” by Bruce Springsteen) Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! We doff our caps to thee, O Mutiny! Mutiny! The Cadillac of crimes! I love to take control of a boat, And when the captain says, “Don’t do that!” I love to say, “Be quiet! I’m doing it!” Finally! A crime that’s just for the ocean! At last! A special mischief you can do on a boat! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! [six-hour coughing fit] Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! Mutiny! And if anyone here is celebrating a birthday, I hope it’s good!
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And Tyler Too! posted:Biden Forges President’s Signature On Executive Order To Make December Dokken History Month Pro-click.
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Is Reductress okay too for this thread? Because I love this: http://reductress.com/post/4-household-cleaners-that-wont-clean-the-swastika-off-your-garage-door/
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Popelmon posted:Is Reductress okay too for this thread? Because I love this: http://reductress.com/post/4-household-cleaners-that-wont-clean-the-swastika-off-your-garage-door/ I didn't know Sad Kevin did freelance work. 
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Last Chance posted:here's a complete list of the things Clickhole's Facebook page "likes": Honestly, that's a pretty good list to follow
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ultrafilter posted:Pro-click. This pretty much settles that Diamond Joe is operating on an entirely different level than that lame-rear end Kerry.
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Pesticide20 posted:Honestly, that's a pretty good list to follow tbh I kinda wish it was just Renner and Witherspoon. Diesel is a bit on point to me.
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Powaqoatse posted:tbh I kinda wish it was just Renner and Witherspoon. Diesel is a bit on point to me. I wish it was just ketchup and Fastball
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If I recall correctly, all of them are related to jokes: http://www.clickhole.com/video/healing-old-wounds-man-facebook-friended-guy-he-us-2508 http://www.clickhole.com/video/how-compliment-jeremy-renner-facebook-video-tutori-2851 http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/you-would-think-all-90s-nostalgia-would-mean-more--858
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Ferrosol posted:God the straw hats as well. Wikipedia calls their article on these “Asian conical hat”, which I’ve always thought was a strange moniker.
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For a long time they were called "Coolie hats." Which obviously doesn't fly anymore since it became a racist term.
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That's definitely my new favorite Kelly. Our Country Has Become Worryingly Desensitized To Violence In Hot-Sauce Names
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muscles like this! posted:For a long time they were called "Coolie hats." Which obviously doesn't fly anymore since it became a racist term. I only know that word because it was used in old Chinese kung fu movies for characters to disparage the "wrong kind" of Chinese people. So, it's gotta be an ethnic connotation too.
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Aramek posted:I only know that word because it was used in old Chinese kung fu movies for characters to disparage the "wrong kind" of Chinese people. So, it's gotta be an ethnic connotation too. "Coolie" is a thing in various Asian languages that basically means the same thing slave/servant. Although I like the Chinese definition the best which is "bitter strength/worker"
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Oh, poo poo, huh. I need to go back and watch them, I clearly remember the much more tanned Chinese being called it when I'd notice it. Makes sense if they're the ones doing all the labor, I assumed it was an ethnic slur.
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Aramek posted:Oh, poo poo, huh. I need to go back and watch them, I clearly remember the much more tanned Chinese being called it when I'd notice it. Makes sense if they're the ones doing all the labor, I assumed it was an ethnic slur. It can be a slur depending on who's saying it and to whom. Words don't have absolute fixed meanings for all situations.
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skull mask mcgee posted:That's definitely my new favorite Kelly. Mods, change my name to massive rear end damage.
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