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elise the great posted:
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 16:30 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Unlike elf dicks which, thanks to you, I now know are made to have things shoved into them. god loving damnit
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 17:09 |
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A slightly old post about a very old subjectCaptainViolence posted:groverhaus is one ladderless pool away from looking like literally everything I ever built in the sims
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# ? Nov 16, 2016 21:40 |
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Captain Candyblood posted:It's my day off and all I want to do is rest and turn my brain off. Instead I'm looking at a man who can stuff three fingers inside his foreskin and pours honey down his dick. My life is in shambles. Lord Hydronium posted:My impression of British cartoons is the Queen barfing on Boris Johnson while simultaneously making GBS threads on a bird in the shape of Theresa May, who's holding a clothespin representing Nigel Farage (for reasons only the cartoonist remembers now) and shouting "THAT'S A BREXIT!", and the whole thing's done in the style of a Goya painting. U.T. Raptor has a new favorite as of 04:04 on Nov 17, 2016 |
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funny forums quotes: ask me about sounding
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 01:44 |
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Outrail posted:If that wasn't a quote it is now.
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 07:28 |
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Jenny Angel posted:I'd watch a Making a Murderer Christmas special where the documentarians explain the last 10 years of wrestling storylines to Brendan Dassey while he reacts with mild approval
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 08:20 |
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betterinsodapop posted:23 year old idiot tourist falls into scalding hot acid bath (aka boiling spring) at Yellowstone National Park, literally dissolves, is never seen again. TotalLossBrain posted:nice meltdown
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:53 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:A slightly old post about a very old subject Kind of a shame not to use the emote when talking about the man who inspired it in the thread that formed it. Poor, neglected emote...
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 19:59 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:Got the new DPLE 5S
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# ? Nov 17, 2016 22:34 |
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KomodoWagon posted:The butt thermometer is probably one of the most disillusioning experiences of my early childhood. It took my belief in a just and beautiful world just like it took my temperature.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 03:07 |
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Alone by Choice posted:Kind of a mixed bag. I kidnaped my parents and tried to force them to empty their bank accounts so I could to Las Vegas. I got my rear end handed to me by some of Florida's finest before being baker acted. I escaped the first facility before being captured by cops again which ended with me getting my shoulder dislocated, and some broken fingers, Fell in love in the second mental health facility, but got rejected of course(lol), got some new meds with few side effects, and now I'm back home feeling somewhat optimistic. I am coming to terms with my lot in life, and am focused on cutting back my internet usage, masturbating, and binge eating.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 07:01 |
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Oh hey Jon Pop is alive.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 09:17 |
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A great username for that too
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 13:26 |
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Suspect Bucket posted:Just plant raspberries, burglar/mountain lion deterrent and tasty snack all in one! Just make sure you don't have bears. Ashcans posted:On the other hand, a yard full of bears is probably one of the strongest security systems you can have.
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 21:12 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:how many krangs must a man go through, before you call him a man? SmokaDustbowl posted:the answer my friend is in dimension x
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# ? Nov 18, 2016 21:54 |
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GoutPatrol posted:I have a Dyson ball vacuum cleaner where part of side of the ball wheel broke off. Its cool, under warranty. I pack it up, ship it back with a courier, they say they will ship it back the same week. Get it back 4 days later, put inside a larger box, unchanged. I really don't know what happened with the vacuum the past 4 days. crazy cloud posted:It murdered the dicks of everyone at the factory, so they desperately resealed it any way they could and returned it to let you deal w it
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 02:18 |
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Troposphere posted:if saying I want pizza is code for I want dick then I've been sending out some very mixed signals
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 05:34 |
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I want a pizza with pizza on it but with eyebrows
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 06:05 |
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Powaqoatse posted:I want a pizza with pizza on it but with eyebrows The thread is about pedophile sex rings and pizza parlours! So enjoy your ban.
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 06:12 |
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Chichevache posted:The thread is about pedophile sex rings and pizza parlours! So enjoy your ban. aaa holy gently caress i want a no pizza without pizza!!!!!!! ugh i thought it was just dumb pizza puns who even reads threads
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 06:27 |
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Powaqoatse posted:aaa holy gently caress i want a no pizza without pizza!!!!!!! I gaze into the abyss so that you don't have to.
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 06:37 |
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Chichevache posted:I gaze into the abyss so that you don't have to. Thank you, from my heart, e: I've traveled beyond the border of sincerity. I'm pretty much sincere all the time, but everything I say seems ironic. It is my curse. Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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Powaqoatse posted:I want a pizza with pizza on it but with eyebrows I want a none pizza with left beef, if you know what I mean
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 08:47 |
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Powaqoatse posted:aaa holy gently caress i want a no pizza without pizza!!!!!!! That's still a double negative, quickly change it before a mod sees it!
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 09:32 |
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Prorat posted:When my hot wife is sucking my large republican dick I think about Trump because winning makes me hard. I just can't stop winning.
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 10:02 |
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flyboi posted:Oh you reminded me I was in San Francisco earlier this month and went somewhere cool Wamdoodle posted:Oh drat, it's a GBS simulator
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 14:49 |
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Ashcans posted:On the other hand, a yard full of bears is probably one of the strongest security systems you can have. It has been done before
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 17:48 |
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Anyone got the quote about fuckin up your cat to make its glutes hella big? Surprisingly hard to google
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 18:53 |
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burexas.irom posted:Yup, that's the guy! Don't know why I remembered him bald. I also remember it with less naked children.
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# ? Nov 19, 2016 23:16 |
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:everybody just take a moment and think about how many of your male friends' weiners you'd touch
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 01:23 |
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christ, somehow I knew he meant ranxerox before even reading it in context. THAT loving PANEL what the gently caress were they thinking
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hackbunny posted:christ, somehow I knew he meant ranxerox before even reading it in context. THAT loving PANEL what the gently caress were they thinking Probably this, but in Italian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmXSDGTuVqg
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 03:38 |
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9-Volt Assault posted:I estimated i needed 8 hours for a task, but i did it in 20 minutes, so i got 6 hours and 40 minutes left of doing nothing. Then i will deliver it an hour earlier and people will be like ''great job for being so fast!". Yorkshire Pudding posted:I work in Asia so that has the exact opposite effect. If I finish a job quickly people will assume I'm lazy because I put less time into something than whatever was the amount determined to be "appropriate" for the task. If I'm given until Thursday to finish a project I usually wait until Friday to hand it in, then receive praise for all the time and effort that went into it, regardless of actual quality.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 04:18 |
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hackbunny posted:christ, somehow I knew he meant ranxerox before even reading it in context. THAT loving PANEL what the gently caress were they thinking Well that lead to some interesting googling.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 05:56 |
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Does anybody have that one about a girl that's raised in squalor by super terrible parents and she sort of parents her siblings by default, and as an adult she gets in a relationship with a manchild and lives in misery and squalor and procreates with him and perpetuates the cycle? I feel like the last line is "you're the mommy now, kid" or words to that effect but googling that is not a productive move. It was so drat incisive and on point.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 06:14 |
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I'm curious, but also paranoid about what this mysterious panel could be.
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 06:19 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm curious, but also paranoid about what this mysterious panel could be. I had no idea who this character was, so I went to wikipedia: quote:RanXerox is a punk, futuristic Frankenstein monster, and with the under-aged Lubna,
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# ? Nov 20, 2016 06:53 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:I'm curious, but also paranoid about what this mysterious panel could be. So I'm one of the loving idiots who googled that name and don't. I never thought that a google image results page would make me feel like I'm on a watch-list but this weirdo Italian pedophile comic managed to do it.
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fleshy echidna posted:So I'm one of the loving idiots who googled that name and don't. I never thought that a google image results page would make me feel like I'm on a watch-list but this weirdo Italian pedophile comic managed to do it. I think the comic is supposed to be disparaging pedophilia, not endorsing it, but yeah, you probably don't want to look for images from it.
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