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hanales posted:Yeah if you start probing people for repeating star citizen jokes the entire thread would be shut down in 8 hours. Dangerous precedent. i'm not seeing a problem here
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Dammit, I go away for 2 loving DAYS, and you GOONS ruin everything! Also, Derek getting Derekt, that's goddamned hilarious. As is outing a loving creepy scammer. Just amazing all around. Praise Beer and America. Allahu Akbar. Thronde fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Nov 20, 2016 |
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i really think you should read the 4th stimpire. Its very good. In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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We can't post the 4th Stimpire copy-pasta? The ELE is surely upon us. I'm going to miss this thread.
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I for one won't be posting here anymore. #Istandwithderek
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Derek Smart posted:Once you outline the address or location of a person, within which a person can be placed at risk, YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW. 
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FactsAreUseless posted:y Weren't you salty as gently caress about this forum
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Pack it up guys, the Citizens have won.
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FactsAreUseless posted:For the record, I have never backed Star Citizen. Now's a good time to get started, there's a sale on.
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*taking cover behind a waist-high wall* Keep talking motherfucker, I'm writing a fresh blog
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Dad's gone, everybody jump on the couch!
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I think our visiting mods can We're fine, thanks for the visit.
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Dongattack posted:why was it a thing? i either never knew why or i have forgotten There was a period where some of the powers that be thought that actively driving huge numbers of posters off the forum was a good and forward-thinking policy to ensure a thriving community.
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EightAce posted:I for one won't be posting here anymore. derek by his own definition doxxed the weirdo. Doxxing the weird, possibly mentally ill supporter of the wrong video game isn't cool
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Nov 20, 2016 21:21
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All of this is good for Somethingawful, furthermore
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Nov 20, 2016 21:23
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these pyramids are more mysterious to me than those of egypt
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Nov 20, 2016 21:23
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Tippis posted:Nah, that guy is a twat. Sadly all too true...
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Kakarot posted:Weren't you salty as gently caress about this forum
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People eating probies for posting the glorious 4th Stimpire in the Star Citizen thread?! Truly this is the darkest of all timelines.
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Nov 20, 2016 21:24
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Who hosed up the thread title
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Beet Wagon posted:People eating probies for posting the glorious 4th Stimpire in the Star Citizen thread?! shine a light in the darkness
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Probations tripling every second.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:I mean you can argue Derek's post was bad but do you think any other admin would have banned and unmodded him for one objectionable post, without even bothering to or save it - or, most likely, read it at all? 
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Also GoogleButt hosed up his tax, ban that motherfucker
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Beet Wagon posted:People eating probies for posting the glorious 4th Stimpire in the Star Citizen thread?! Uhhh.. Uh.. TANE!
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Go-Gurt For Dinner posted:Pack it up guys, the Citizens have won. Citizens cannot win, but arguably that Deloria person achieved more than s/he could hope for.
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 err, tane I guess
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thatguy posted:There's treachery afoot... (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Wuxi posted:Also GoogleButt hosed up his tax, ban that motherfucker i'm sorry i didn't post the thread meme, I'm sure you understand
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Phi230 posted:Was he posting in here? How did we find out? The newspaper in Alaska doxxed him when he got arrested and it was all downhill from there.
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However questionable the reasons, it's a positive development for further Star Citizen trainwreck consumption. Derek can still come back and tell everyone he totally knew about the thing that happened, that someone else posted, before they posted it, but as the ordinary gimmick poster he now is. No more weird Trumpian distortion field where the forum appears to validate him as the True King of Exclusive Scoops* and one less dumb justification for Citizens to fall back on. Thread 2.0 is the real Jesus Patch. * "Did you know Star Citizen is bad and not going well?? Here are some forum pics"
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I predict Lowtax reverses this and restores Derek back to his former glory.
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Hi to the Shitizens monitoring this thread. Yep we just pressed the self destruct button. We are going to take a short time out from bringing you essential SC truths while we frantically own ourselves. Should be able to get normal service going again in a week or two.
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Google Butt posted:i'm sorry i didn't post the thread meme, I'm sure you understand
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I.N.R.I posted:aaahhhh i remember that. thank you for reminding me Make sure you tell your parents about it next time you talk to them. They raised you with love and care and take interest in the things you enjoy as well so would love to hear about it.
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