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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Fishhook about to be sunk into a worm Texas style?

I dunno.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:01

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 10:45

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

bongwizzard posted:

I literally didn't consider that anyone would play with one of those things in front of other people.

But to end a dumb derail, here is a dumb tattoo:

It is the beginning of a.........I don't remember. It was a cut-n-ink scarification piece that I started on when I was like 19. The girl who was doing the cutting thought her roommate was out of town for the night but nope so we had to stop and it never got finished. Drugs are a hell of a drug, be careful out there kids.

Its DIGNITY.

Dont you goons know dignity when you see it?

Should I show the tattoo to the dog? I bet the dog knows what it is.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:14

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

bongwizzard posted:

I literally didn't consider that anyone would play with one of those things in front of other people.

But to end a dumb derail, here is a dumb tattoo:

It is the beginning of a.........I don't remember. It was a cut-n-ink scarification piece that I started on when I was like 19. The girl who was doing the cutting thought her roommate was out of town for the night but nope so we had to stop and it never got finished. Drugs are a hell of a drug, be careful out there kids.

It's a picture of someone sticking their big naked butt out from behind a curtain.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 16:16

HungryMedusa: Apr 28, 2003

I'm surprised at how few hand poked goon tattoos show up in this thread in general considering our decision making skills. That one looks really easy to have lasered or covered at least.

And my guess is the beginning of something tribal.

# ? Nov 23, 2016 22:58

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:28

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Say Nothing posted:

I don't say "gross" much, but that tattoo is gross.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:51

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Imagine you're that guy's family member and you get to look at that during the holidays

# ? Nov 24, 2016 00:59

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

the gentle detail paid to the areolas

# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:00

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

The artist's talent makes it so much worse. If some poker in a garage had done it that would be one thing, but the execution makes it significantly more disturbing.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:14

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Is that her hand or someone else's in her mouth?

# ? Nov 24, 2016 01:58

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Someone else's.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 02:00

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

HungryMedusa posted:

I'm surprised at how few hand poked goon tattoos show up in this thread in general considering our decision making skills. That one looks really easy to have lasered or covered at least.

And my guess is the beginning of something tribal.

I was a lame weirdo, but not lame enough for a tribal. I was super into industrial music at the time, so it was likely something lame along those lines.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 02:03

Mao Zedong Thot: Oct 16, 2008

HungryMedusa posted:

I'm surprised at how few hand poked goon tattoos show up in this thread in general considering our decision making skills. That one looks really easy to have lasered or covered at least.

And my guess is the beginning of something tribal.

I post mine in the other thread because they are fuckin sweeeeeeeet but here you go

I have a few more, but they are less interesting, like a solid black square, a solid black bone and an upside down cross :shobon:

# ? Nov 24, 2016 02:32

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Subjunctive posted:

Except they made that by having people order a lot of units, which each need to be shipped. It's not like they got $6M for $15K worth of cubes.

# ? Nov 24, 2016 03:24

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Yeah but are these the original, or a cheap knock-off banged up by a chinese company over night?

# ? Nov 25, 2016 22:11

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

treiz01 posted:

Yeah but are these the original, or a cheap knock-off banged up by a chinese company over night?

Knock offs that appeared not long after the kickstarter

# ? Nov 25, 2016 22:54

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:37

LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

Scratch Monkey posted:

I don't know, it could be like "To much money" as in "here's to much money!". (Like "l'chaim")

That said, I did spend way too long trying to figure out if that 'h' was a 'k' or not.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:41

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

VOTE YES ON 69 posted:

I like this one

# ? Nov 26, 2016 14:44

knobgobblin: Oct 28, 2010; got a bone to pick

Queering Wheel posted:

I like this one

What
Ever

# ? Nov 26, 2016 16:53

goodness: Jan 3, 2012; When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

At least he was close

# ? Nov 26, 2016 19:14

Grumbletron 4000: Nov 30, 2002; Where you want it, bitch.; College Slice

sweeperbravo posted:

the gentle detail paid to the areolas

I hope they're melanoma and he spent his chemo money on that awful loving tattoo.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 20:24

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

Do you think dude jerks it to his own tattoo in the mirror?

# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:22

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Johnny Truant posted:

Do you think dude jerks it to his own tattoo in the mirror?

Are you kidding? Without a loving doubt.

# ? Nov 26, 2016 22:38

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 27, 2016 00:05

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Say Nothing posted:

Please make no babby.

Probably to l8.

# ? Nov 27, 2016 01:15

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

LingcodKilla posted:

Please make no babby.

Probably to l8.

*too

# ? Nov 27, 2016 01:21

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Chichevache posted:

*too

U dum.

# ? Nov 27, 2016 01:26

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

U got oned

# ? Nov 27, 2016 01:39

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

how is tato formed
how is tato formed
how girl get disfigured

# ? Nov 27, 2016 01:49

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

sweeperbravo posted:

how is tato formed
how is tato formed
how girl get disfigured

they need to do way with instain stick and pokers who disfigure their freinds

# ? Nov 27, 2016 02:03

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

VOTE YES ON 69 posted:

I post mine in the other thread because they are fuckin sweeeeeeeet but here you go

I have a few more, but they are less interesting, like a solid black square, a solid black bone and an upside down cross

Really wanna see the rest of that red and yellow sunburst, 'cuz that looks awesome.

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