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Lunchmeat Larry posted:im going to jam chopsticks into all your eyeballs so you can't post any more Why would you do that, when a grapefruit spoon would work so much better?? Why don't you just go into my utensil drawer and get out the grapefruit spoon I have, like I assume everyone else in the world can??? I'm done now.
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stop arguing about chopsticks you thundering nerds
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 16:43 |
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Tiggum posted:Why would you use chopsticks instead of an egg flipper? Or even a fork? Anything with a flat surface to slide underneath the thing you're turning would be better than chopsticks. Chopsticks are often squared to have four flat surfaces. Why use 1 surface when you can use 4 and some angles? Tiggum posted:I asked a question and someone answered it. How do you find out other people's opinions and reasons for things? You answered it. In the same post you posed the question. That's about as clear as rear end in a top hat rhetorical questions get.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:13 |
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Looking for the marine professor one where they do battle at the end?
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:17 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:im going to jam chopsticks into all your eyeballs so you can't post any more Only if it improves the composition.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:22 |
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Tiggum posted:I asked a question and someone answered it. How do you find out other people's opinions and reasons for things? I hack into their Facebook. It's 2016 man.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:36 |
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I am tilting my head back in ecstasy. When I open my eyes, they crackle with electric power. This post has made me stronger.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 17:50 |
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Looking for the marine professor one where they do battle at the end? i dunno if this is the one you're thinking of Some Internet Guy posted:A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 18:05 |
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AtomD posted:I found this picture of Italian food: shameful excuse for a red checked tablecloth imo, three out of 10
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 18:18 |
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Jeza posted:you're making a really big deal of this he shouts at her over the thunderstorm, as they bury her brother in a makeshift grave
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 19:50 |
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I think the more important question is why Tiggum thinks a spatula is called an "egg flipper".
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:33 |
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There are, apparently, spatulas called egg flippers? Because they're small, and I assume because their edges are sharp enough to easily scrape off an egg? Maybe some people call small spatulas egg flippers, in the same way that a not-sharp knife is a butter knife? Anyway, as far as chopsticks go, they're much better for picking up individual solid things. Shrimp is a perfect example. I would also add to the fire by saying that chopsticks are categorically better for long, thin noodles, whereas some kinds of rice dishes are better with a fork. And of course we all know the old bit about how Cheetos are best eaten with chopsticks. Also, I'm not sure if adding chopsticks for plating is any more or less inherently weird than serving beer in a stein as opposed to a coffee mug, or if I were to serve red wine in a glass without a stem. The difference is more culturally-bound than not. If I were to plate spaghetti and meatballs with chopsticks, what would people say?
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:52 |
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who the gently caress has ever served beer in a coffee mug and how can i make them stop
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 20:56 |
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Alaois posted:who the gently caress has ever served beer in a coffee mug and how can i make them stop Alcoholics. Rehab.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:00 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Alcoholics. Rehab. Why the hell would an alcoholic a)be serving to someone else and b)waste time in all steps beyond open bottle insert into anus
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:07 |
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Alaois posted:who the gently caress has ever served beer in a coffee mug and how can i make them stop Sure, but that's kinda my point, even? The difference between a stein and a mug is culturally-bound, but it's a real difference nonetheless. "Beer should not be served in a 'normal' mug" is no more or less arbitrary than "Italian noodles should be plated with a fork, whereas Chinese noodles should be plated with chopsticks".
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:15 |
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Chopsticks are bad for the environment.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:25 |
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What everyone seems to be missing in this thread is that the guy embedded all of his pictures with this music. Very hosed up and wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl0dPQy6eUw
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:26 |
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If God wanted you to use chopsticks, or waste time on discussing them, he would have mentioned them in the Bible.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:28 |
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TheWeepingHorse posted:Sure, but that's kinda my point, even? The difference between a stein and a mug is culturally-bound, but it's a real difference nonetheless. "Beer should not be served in a 'normal' mug" is no more or less arbitrary than "Italian noodles should be plated with a fork, whereas Chinese noodles should be plated with chopsticks". Serving beer in a coffee mug isn't a cultural thing it's a "this person has never even seen a beer before, let alone drank one" thing
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 21:29 |
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Alaois posted:Serving beer in a coffee mug isn't a cultural thing it's a "this person has never even seen a beer before, let alone drank one" thing To me it seems nice in a weird way. Like if it's some terrible beer that your just having with one of your mates before you go out. And you know the night out is going to be poo poo, and the moment when it's just you all together chatting poo poo and talking about anything is more fun.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 22:15 |
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Quote thread like that quote about the thermostat and true love, but instead of true love it's a deeply dysfunctional marriage that ends in murder-suicide and orphaned kids, and all the kids end up making the same mistakes as their dead parents.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 22:53 |
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Love; debilitating, all-consuming, mind-numbing love.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 22:55 |
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SplitSoul posted:Quote thread like that quote about the thermostat and true love, but instead of true love it's a deeply dysfunctional marriage that ends in murder-suicide and orphaned kids, and all the kids end up making the same mistakes as their dead parents. I bet those dumb kids don't even have a Gifts Closet. Idiots.
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 23:16 |
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i want you all to be rendered down into soup
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# ? Nov 24, 2016 23:56 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i want you all to be rendered down into soup Can't eat that with a chopstick.
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:07 |
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Someone's getting a little hot and sour about things
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:18 |
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I once drank beer out of a coffee mug because all my glassware was in the dishwasher, and I didn't want to drink out of the big bottle. I am history's greatest monster.
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:32 |
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Alaois posted:Serving beer in a coffee mug isn't a cultural thing it's a "this person has never even seen a beer before, let alone drank one" thing
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 00:48 |
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Palpek posted:What about serving beer with ice cubes. They do in Vietnam cause it is so hot.
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:03 |
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i drink beer out of coffee mugs when im home regularly because coffee mugs are real easy to clean and i can share big bottles with my fiance easily
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:54 |
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I vape my beer
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 01:59 |
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What do you lunatics mean by "big bottle"?
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 02:15 |
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IUG posted:My favorite thing about the quote thread is when people continue on the conversation from the quote, rather than clicking the link for the quote and talking about it there. (CLICK HERE TO DISCUSS THIS QUOTE) edited to add: In prudish countries like my homeland, where they have laws against walking around with open booze, beer in a travel mug is far less likely to attract unwanted attention than in a clear glass or an open bottle/can. B33rChiller has a new favorite as of 02:25 on Nov 25, 2016 |
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how me a frog posted:What do you lunatics mean by "big bottle"?
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 02:51 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:I vape my beer
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 02:57 |
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Rough Lobster posted:Trump ruins yet another thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvp-XMqnh-g
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 02:59 |
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I was about to posting something about vaping but then realised it isn't the unpopular opinion thread. Even though the content seems identical at the moment.
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# ? Nov 25, 2016 03:57 |
yeah I eat rear end posted:I think the more important question is why Tiggum thinks a spatula is called an "egg flipper". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ngn4hQVpy9A&t=1044s
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Improbable Lobster posted:I vape my beer The Brew Dog guys actually did a thing where they went to San Francisco and made a beer that they served in vapor form so there's precedent for this actually
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