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Hello, I'm TMMadman! Our top quotes tonight: A tremendous explosion... ...in the price of "President Jerusalem dees... ...his doos, " says CatchrNdRy in his new musical comedy review. But first let's check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on us like a shotgun full of snow. As of now, the death count is zero. But it is ready to shoot right up. Oh, my God! drat you, snow!
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:What if I sing to you? 🎶 There was a farmer who had a dog, And Bingo was his name-o. B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O B-I-N-G-O And Bingo was his name-o. 
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Dec 11, 2016 07:54
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TMMadman posted:Oh, my God! drat you, snow! 
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Dec 11, 2016 08:26
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TMMadman posted:Hello, I'm TMMadman! Our top quotes tonight: President Jerusalem, your welfare proposal is nothing but a bunch of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric....
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Dec 11, 2016 09:56
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CatchrNdRy posted:President Jerusalem, your welfare proposal is nothing but a bunch of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric.... 
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Dec 11, 2016 11:17
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CatchrNdRy posted:President Jerusalem, your welfare proposal is nothing but a bunch of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric.... I've been scorched by Jerusalem before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Jerusalem brand vitamins. My Jerusalem calculator didn't have a seven or an eight. And Jerusalem's autobiography was self serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far.
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Dec 11, 2016 16:23
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I did it! I supercharged my riding mower!   Oh no, I've killed Jerusalem! Looks like it's back to jail for me!
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Dec 11, 2016 22:36
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Root Bear posted:Oh no, I've killed Jerusalem!  You never killed anybody and you're gonna start with the big dog? 
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Dec 11, 2016 22:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKzesTq0Wo
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Dec 11, 2016 23:01
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Jerusalem posted:
There is one more way to kill a man. But it is as complex and intricate as a well-played game of chess...  I always say this when I get pissed at a Hitman level and just kill the poo poo out of everyone.
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Dec 12, 2016 03:49
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After The War posted:There is one more way to kill a man. But it is as complex and intricate as a well-played game of chess... Hey, that little goon is playing three games at once! 
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Dec 12, 2016 05:51
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Dec 12, 2016 08:29
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Dec 12, 2016 14:29
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Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco. ... It's full of WHAT?
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Dec 12, 2016 16:22
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Pikavangelist posted:Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco.  We can't stay here, it's full of raccoons!
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Dec 12, 2016 19:20
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Justice Sloth posted:
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Dec 12, 2016 19:31
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After The War posted:There is one more way to kill a man. But it is as complex and intricate as a well-played game of chess... Only your father could take a job at a small-town paper and end up the target of international assassins.
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Dec 12, 2016 20:19
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Pikavangelist posted:Ah, they're not so bad. They even named a street after me in San Francisco. Oh thank you! Its just brown and water.
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Dec 12, 2016 20:54
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Jerusalem posted:
"I am a bit troubled by your constant attempts to murder people." "To be fair, most of those people were Jerusalem."  "Good luck. That kid's like the Road Runner. He won't go down.""Tell me about it."
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Dec 12, 2016 22:12
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IMJack posted:"I am a bit troubled by your constant attempts to murder people." They only paid me to say "meep" once and they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.
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Dec 12, 2016 22:32
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DizzyBum posted:They only paid me to say "meep" once and they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards. Monkey Trauma Center will not be seen tonight, so we may proudly present this much cheaper show.
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Dec 12, 2016 23:33
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Justice Sloth posted:
I call the big one Bitey 
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Dec 13, 2016 01:38
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York_M_Chan posted:His name's Gunner and he's dating my mom. Gunnar.   Neddy Seagoon posted:I call the big one Bitey Roger Myers Jr.: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show. It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it! What we need is... a new character! One that today's kids can relate to! [writers look at each other, uncertain] Oakley: Are you absolutely sure that's wise, sir? I mean, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but Itchy and Scratchy comprise a dramaturgical dyad. Krusty: Hey, this ain't art, it's business! Krusty: Whaddya got in mind? Sexy broad? Gangster octopus? Roger Myers Jr.: No, no. The animal chain of command goes mouse, cat, dog. [to the writers] D-O-G. Weinstein: Uh, a dog? Isn't that a tad predictable? Network Executive Lady: In your dreams. We're talking the original dog from hell. Oakley: You mean Cerberus? I always thought that if it went mouse, cat, dog, it should have been Itchy, Scratchy, Bitey. 
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Dec 13, 2016 11:21
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Rasta-fy him about 10% or so.
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Dec 13, 2016 12:24
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Do over Ham posted:I always thought that if it went mouse, cat, dog, it should have been Itchy, Scratchy, Bitey. Great. Great. Just leave your ideas right there on the floor on your way out.
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Dec 13, 2016 19:37
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Do over Ham posted:
Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week when I might have cared.
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Dec 13, 2016 21:26
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week when I might have cared. Dear Mr. Boardroom Jimmy, I'm so glad you enjoyed Do over Ham's quote, and your quote was just great! In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic. You stink! You are a senile, buck-toothed old mummy and you smell like an elephant's butt! 
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Dec 13, 2016 23:08
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week when I might have cared. So, when no one could think of a plan to resurrect SomethingAwful a young goon... a wonderful, irrepressible young goon... took it on his own to solve the problem. Thanks to you, Boardroom Jeremy.
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Dec 13, 2016 23:13
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DizzyBum posted:Dear Mr. Boardroom Jimmy, Don't listen to him, Boardroom Jimmy. You've got an enchanting musk.
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Dec 14, 2016 00:22
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Goons of the Simpsons Quote Thread, this is BigDavetron, commander of the GBS invasion force. Your thread is in our hands. Resistance is useless.
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Dec 14, 2016 01:06
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BigDave posted:Goons of the Simpsons Quote Thread, this is BigDavetron, commander of the GBS invasion force. Your thread is in our hands. 
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Dec 14, 2016 01:11
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BigDave posted:Goons of the Simpsons Quote Thread, this is BigDavetron, commander of the GBS invasion force. Your thread is in our hands. Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos  .
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Dec 14, 2016 01:27
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Making Goons depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel. 
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Dec 14, 2016 01:34
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Do over Ham posted:Roger Myers Jr.: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show. It's so simple, you egghead writers would've never thought of it! What we need is... a new character! One that today's kids can relate to! [writers look at each other, uncertain] We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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Dec 14, 2016 06:37
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York_M_Chan posted:Great. Great. Just leave your ideas right there on the floor on your way out. Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey, great, listen, write it down and mail it to last week when I might have cared. Well, I guess I learned my lesson. The thing is, I lost creative control of the project. And I forgot to ask for any money. Well, live and learn.
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Dec 14, 2016 08:12
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Do over Ham posted:Well, I guess I learned my lesson. The thing is, I lost creative control of the project. And I forgot to ask for any money. Well, live and learn. That's alright. We're getting 10% of the t-shirt sales.
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Dec 14, 2016 13:55
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IMJack posted:That's alright. We're getting 10% of the t-shirt sales. And I wanna let you!!
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Dec 14, 2016 15:05
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IMJack posted:That's alright. We're getting 10% of the t-shirt sales. These shirts are a hundred percent cotton and look at the fine stitching on "dope".
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Dec 14, 2016 15:27
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TMMadman posted:These shirts are a hundred percent cotton and look at the fine stitching on "dope". Don't you hate pants?
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The Nastier Nate posted:Don't you hate pants? Oh, I was having the most wonderful dream. I had a hat and a tie with no pants on.
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