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What the hell is this derail. Make a thread about it if you want, but let's keep it out of this thread. e: Beaten more eloquently: Ratjaculation posted:this heated debate is stupid and lame
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 00:27 |
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I don't know why people are always so emotionally invested in how other people decide which jacket to wear but it is a universal constant of the Internet
loquacius fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Dec 14, 2016 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Jeff summary: I hate my girlfriend because she is extremely sexy and kind I don't know her and I like her Beautiful, hardworking, kind... that's the kind of person I want to be/date. What a role model. Don't you love being around people who show you how to be a better person? I know I do. I hope you're appreciating the good people in your life. Be like Gallant the Girlfriend, not Goofus the Gremlin Guy OP!
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 00:30 |
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Gaunab posted:ex and the bff
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 00:31 |
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Fullhouse posted:so what you're saying is he's a narcissist He's possibly a narcissist but I'm not a doctor or qualified to diagnose over the Internet. It's just that his explanations and behavior and the specific things he says and notices that raise familiar douche chills up and down my spine. You know how we all kind of have that dirty knee-jerk response of 'daddy issues' when we see a twenty year age gap in one of these things? This guy triggered my 'mommy issue' equivalent of that to the extent I'd put money on him having either a hosed up or nonexistent relationship with his mother. It's me, I'm the Freudian analysis.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 00:49 |
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just stumbled across this, it is not from r/relationships, it's from r/destiny (about the video game) but its very good imo especially the texts in the imgur linkquote:The dramatic conclusion to "When the girl you're dating doesn't like Destiny"
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:01 |
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Earwicker posted:just stumbled across this, it is not from r/relationships, it's from r/destiny (about the video game) but its very good imo especially the texts in the imgur link I find this hard to believe.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:13 |
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Earwicker posted:just stumbled across this, it is not from r/relationships, it's from r/destiny (about the video game) but its very good imo especially the texts in the imgur link I'm not sure if I should judge this dude or put him up there with Pete.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:14 |
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LethalGeek posted:I'm not sure if I should judge this dude or put him up there with Pete. Pete was a hero, this is pathetic.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:19 |
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Tiny Deer posted:It wasn't about the money at all--it was about spending the money on people who weren't him. I've known, seen, and interacted with these people and I think you're right on the money. He's also clearly one of those "zero-sum" morons who thinks that there's some sort of metagame going on of who has given however many kindness coins to whom. He confuses compassion with passivity and submissiveness. In reality, happiness tends to beget happiness, and by being generous she's probably getting a lot more in return than if she were a stingy jerk. Not in some sort of crafty way, that's just how it works out. People like people who like people. But he cannot stand other people are getting coins from her happiness account, because they should be all for him! And he will be very careful who he gives kindness coins to, let me tell you, because kindness doesn't grow on trees. You have to invest it carefully beep boop
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:24 |
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WampaLord posted:Pete was a hero, this is pathetic. That last text was pretty loving funny.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:27 |
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Yeah if the person you're dating is fundamentally opposed to your hobby there isn't really a future there, but also that guy was a huge dork
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:29 |
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I mean, I KIND OF understand where the guy is coming from. I have friends that moved away and we will play games together every so often, chat and catch-up while playing. My guess is, that this joker is downplaying how much time he actually spends on the game and plays for like 40 hours a week.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:29 |
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Tiny Deer posted:He's possibly a narcissist but I'm not a doctor or qualified to diagnose over the Internet. It's just that his explanations and behavior and the specific things he says and notices that raise familiar douche chills up and down my spine. This is the guy who, when you bring up any man you used to know in any capacity, assumes you slept with him. "One time I had a professor who--" "did you gently caress him" "--studied eagles "
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:31 |
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My boyfriend [27M] hid my [24F] Bop It from me because it gets on his nerves Bop It is a handheld electronic game that I LOVE to play. My boyfriend hates it, he says it's obnoxious, so I didn't play in the same room as him. Well, that wasn't good enough, he said he could hear it all over the house and asked me not to play when he was home, or go outside, but it's December? We live in Michigan. I asked him couldn't he wear headphones when I played Bop It? He reluctantly agreed, but then last night my Bop It went missing. At first, my boyfriend said I must have misplaced while drunk. Yes, I was very drunk. After looking for it to no avail, I started to get really depressed and my boyfriend admitted he hid it from me and refuses to give it back. What do I do??? TLDR: Boyfriend hid my Bop It from me because it annoys him and he hates it, refuses to give it back. edit: reading the comments, she admits that she's kind of obsessed with Bop It, and she wants to play it non-stop. Commenters are making some headway getting her to consider cutting back. Smirking_Serpent fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Dec 14, 2016 |
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:My sister (29F) is picking her cat over my (24F) son (6M) at Christmas isn't it against the rules to not have the age and sex of the cat in the title?
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:35 |
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Take his RAM outta his PC and hide that poo poo and keep doing that until he runs out of money
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:36 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boyfriend [27M] hid my [24F] Bop It from me because it gets on his nerves that thing seemed obnoxious as gently caress from the commercials alone yeah
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:36 |
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loquacius posted:that thing seemed obnoxious as gently caress from the commercials alone yeah Just imagine hearing this every day for hours? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFWB4CqQslE
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:38 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:My boyfriend [27M] hid my [24F] Bop It from me because it gets on his nerves Lol who the gently caress wants to play Bop It nonstop? Unless it's a euphemism for a vibrator, in which case yeah, I get it.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:39 |
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MF_James posted:I mean, I KIND OF understand where the guy is coming from. regardless of the bibeo game what kind of idiot starts making ultimatums a month into a relationship?
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:42 |
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my stepdaughter/domestic servant is too nice and keeps singing and showing compassion for others and it's pissing me off. how to destroy her faith in others and hope for the future? tia
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:43 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Just imagine hearing this every day for hours? I don't see how you can get tired of that
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:45 |
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re: dude with successful/hot girlfriend sounds like he's a miserable rear end in a top hat and he rationalizes it by saying everyone is just as big of an rear end in a top hat as he is. sorta of like how people might play off cheating since they assume everyone does it, except with being a douchebag
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:45 |
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Business Gorillas posted:regardless of the bibeo game what kind of idiot starts making ultimatums a month into a relationship? missed this detail yeah yikes, , good for that huge dork
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:46 |
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I'm just picturing that old "bop it! Twist it! Squeeze it" 90s commercial tune overlaying a desperate girlfriend running around and sneakily using it like a bottle of booze But yeah, there's no way that's not an euphemism for something unless she is severely autistic. I think vibrator is the right call, insecure and/or babydicked men can get really mad at them. I guess it's the male equivalent of the girl who thinks looking at a porn clip is cheating
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:06 |
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I'm sorry, I'm trying to make sense of this partquote:My boyfriend hates it, he says it's obnoxious, so I didn't play in the same room as him. Well, that wasn't good enough, he said he could hear it all over the house and asked me not to play when he was home, or go outside, but it's December? We live in Michigan. I asked him couldn't he wear headphones when I played Bop It? being about a vibrator and it just made me giggle "no I will NOT masturbate outside, it's freezing. Put on headphones if you're tired of hearing my sex moans."
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:08 |
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why would anyone use a euphemism for anything on reddit, where everyone is anonymous and you can make a throwaway account in five seconds? none of them are going to be euphemisms
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:12 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Just imagine hearing this every day for hours? lol
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:22 |
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Pick posted:This is the guy who, when you bring up any man you used to know in any capacity, assumes you slept with him. Eagles are powerful and regal creatures, the symbol of the greatest empire the world has ever known. No one would blame you if you hosed him. All of that glory has to rub off on a guy.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:37 |
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Bop it girl is probably autistic and that's her Sonic.Hot Smart ARYAN Girl posted:why would anyone use a euphemism for anything on reddit, where everyone is anonymous and you can make a throwaway account in five seconds? The same loving idiots that used the word pee pee for genitalia.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:39 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Bop it girl is probably autistic and that's her Sonic. The preferred nomenclature is ding dong, please.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:42 |
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This is from a few pages ago but thinking 68F is cold is a deal breaker if I ever heard one.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:45 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:Eagles are powerful and regal creatures, the symbol of the greatest empire the world has ever known. No one would blame you if you hosed him. All of that glory has to rub off on a guy. Yeah that eagle guy from before was ace. I have a bunch of wild animal friends but luckily my partner does not find that troubling!
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:51 |
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Pick posted:This is the guy who, when you bring up any man you used to know in any capacity, assumes you slept with him. Well did you?
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:52 |
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quote:Me [22F] with my bf [24M] of 2 years, my brother [29M] gave me three presents for my birthday and Christmas, he has a problem because he and my dad should be the only guys giving me nice presents
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:03 |
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It's because he knows his crappy 'breakfast in bed' christmas gift is gonna look poo poo in comparison.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:09 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:It's because he knows his crappy 'breakfast in bed' christmas gift is gonna look poo poo in comparison. Maybe he can add a card that says 'don't gently caress your brother for money' to sweeten the deal. Just double the gently caress down.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:27 |
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54 40 or gently caress posted:The same loving idiots that used the word pee pee for genitalia. My girlfriend [39F] puts her Bop It in her vagoo, how do I [46M] make it my pee pee instead?! Save sexytimes for me, Reddit bros!!!
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Jeff Sichoe posted:Hey buddy you mum's sister is a real bitch so we're gonna have christmas at mcdonalds instead yayyyy!!! As a six year old I would have been psyched. I really want to know what happened between her kid and the cat though. I'm going to assume he either dropped it, or pulled its tail. Two things cat ladies get really pissed about in my experience.
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