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SoR Blaze: Apr 12, 2006

sweeperbravo posted:

You sure it was Garfield and not Bart Simpson?

Not entirely, but if you've got a Bart Simpson tattoo I'd love to check it out

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

ladron posted:

time for a trip to

http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:29

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

SoR Blaze posted:

Not entirely, but if you've got a Bart Simpson tattoo I'd love to check it out

I have seen that Garfield tattoo, you're not crazy, but I don't have a pic.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 00:48

Baron La Croix: Nov 2, 2010; rastah farah
sonnah maddah fah

It may have been a tattoo of GNARFIELD

# ? Dec 15, 2016 01:20

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

Not it, but rad.

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# ? Dec 15, 2016 03:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

The reason for this thread.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 04:06

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

i can still taste him posted:

Not it, but rad.

I remember this one, still one of my favorites.

Edit: Holy poo poo, that's not even the same tattoo. Two different people got the same-ish crazy cat skateboard pizza tattoo.

Kwyndig has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Dec 15, 2016

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Molon labes would be a great name for an anti-FGM charity

# ? Dec 15, 2016 04:44

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

i can still taste him posted:

Not it, but rad.

I don't even like cats that much but I love this.
Mmmm I love it!

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Inzombiac posted:

I don't even like cats that much but I love this.
Mmmm I love it!

I love cats and pizza so this is really the best thing to me.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 06:49

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Found it in archives. Page 88 of "Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n poo poo"

Edit: Search > threadid:3632005 if anyone is curious about the last thread.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 07:01

SoR Blaze: Apr 12, 2006

Knee posted:

Found it in archives. Page 88 of "Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n poo poo"

Edit: Search > threadid:3632005 if anyone is curious about the last thread.

Baron La Croix posted:

It may have been a tattoo of GNARFIELD

You two have both made me very happy. I'm going to get this tattoo now.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 07:52

ladron: Sep 15, 2007; eso es lo que es

SoR Blaze posted:

You two have both made me very happy. I'm going to get this tattoo now.

get it at the cow palace

# ? Dec 15, 2016 08:04

Morglock: Nov 17, 2014

First time phone posting so forgive me if I break anything, but I have content courtesy of our local "tattoo makers".

https://imgur.com/a/p7XPw

There's three guys that work at the shop. One of them has really good art on paper, but just can't seem to translate it onto skin. A drat shame. He's a pretty cool guy, though.

I'll have to post mine sometime. It's nothing wicked bad, but it's dumb and pointless and boring. Of course I got it as soon as I turned 18, why do you ask?

# ? Dec 15, 2016 13:31

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

They really like that pseudo-Sailor Jerry style, huh? I also want to have a talk with them about how breasts work. And legs. Anatomy in general.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 13:34

Morglock: Nov 17, 2014

Palisader posted:

They really like that pseudo-Sailor Jerry style, huh? I also want to have a talk with them about how breasts work. And legs. Anatomy in general.

Did you see the hand on the lady in green? Sheesh. Thought leprosy had died out.

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HungryMedusa: Apr 28, 2003

These wings :psyduck:

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Kulkasha: Jan 15, 2010; But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Likchenpa.

HungryMedusa posted:

These wings

"Which kind of wings did you want?"
"IDK, GIMME ALL OF THEM"

# ? Dec 15, 2016 18:52

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HungryMedusa posted:

These wings

This looks like something out of an MMO, like I bet I could buy these in Guild Wars 2 or something

# ? Dec 15, 2016 18:53

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

HungryMedusa posted:

These wings

Take
These broken wings
And draw them on your back
Maybe like three pairs

# ? Dec 15, 2016 19:50

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

I love that site

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# ? Dec 15, 2016 20:39

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

HungryMedusa posted:

These wings

"So, what are we looking at?"

"I want some wings, but I want them to be, like, angel wings, but, like, to have butterfly wings, like, mixed in? They represent my free spirit, and, like, transformation."

# ? Dec 15, 2016 21:20

Forsythia: Jan 28, 2007; You want bad advice?

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Morglock posted:

First time phone posting so forgive me if I break anything, but I have content courtesy of our local "tattoo makers".

https://imgur.com/a/p7XPw

There's three guys that work at the shop. One of them has really good art on paper, but just can't seem to translate it onto skin. A drat shame. He's a pretty cool guy, though.

I'll have to post mine sometime. It's nothing wicked bad, but it's dumb and pointless and boring. Of course I got it as soon as I turned 18, why do you ask?

This one is my favorite.

And the wings one looks like it came straight from deviantart.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 21:40

ZombieJesus: Feb 26, 2005; He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

Mizuti posted:

This one is my favorite.

And the wings one looks like it came straight from deviantart.

What is that random arrow thing that the snake is biting? Looks like a fang that fell off?

# ? Dec 15, 2016 21:45

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Mizuti posted:

This one is my favorite.

And the wings one looks like it came straight from deviantart.

That snake is really shocked and disgusted about something happening to the right.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 21:45

i can still taste him: Feb 16, 2003; Buglord

ZombieJesus posted:

What is that random arrow thing that the snake is biting? Looks like a fang that fell off?

Looks like he accidentally punctured himself and blood is spraying from his red spot.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:17

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

It looks like that snake's had its middle all twisted up like a balloon animal behind that wrench, which probably explains why it's upset

# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:17

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

Nitrox posted:

I love that site

That is next level. Holy poo poo.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:19

sleppy: Dec 25, 2008

i can still taste him posted:

Looks like he accidentally punctured himself and blood is spraying from his red spot.

It's actually just super meta, with the snake biting itself representing him getting that tattoo.. and he's a tool.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:21

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Mizuti posted:

This one is my favorite.

And the wings one looks like it came straight from deviantart.

I...I kind of love this. It's adorably bad.

# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:23

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Palisader posted:

They really like that pseudo-Sailor Jerry style, huh? I also want to have a talk with them about how breasts work. And legs. Anatomy in general.

A lot of real bad cases of rubber spine on those tats.

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Antivehicular posted:

Take
These broken wings
And draw them on your back
Maybe like three pairs

Amazing

# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:26

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Antivehicular posted:

Take
These broken wings
And draw them on your back
Maybe like three pairs

Thank you.

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synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

# ? Dec 17, 2016 04:42

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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The longer you look the worse it gets.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 04:45

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Lady has a bad case of Escher Leg.

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HungryMedusa: Apr 28, 2003

She is proof there are lizard people

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Now look at her back.

# ? Dec 17, 2016 04:59

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

I found this amusing

In the imgur gallery titled "Nailed it" no less.

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LanceHunter: Nov 12, 2016; Beautiful People Club

Picnic Princess posted:

Now look at her back.

Oh god!

And I was still trying to figure out how her left arm connected to her body.

Seriously, I sometimes wonder if Sailer Jerry is spinning in his grave when people refer to tattoos like this as being in his style.

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