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Aramek posted:Too loving sad http://www.theonion.com/article/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-f-55100 that last line tho
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Powaqoatse posted:that last line tho That just means the drone will be made into a royal pet of the Al-Saud family.
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 Grasping for Metaphor, Reporters Flock to Burning DC Garbage Can Yes, I know it's a serious article but the headline and photo are just perfectly Onion-esque
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Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March
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jojoinnit posted:Mike Pence Disappointed In The 200,000 Husbands And Fathers Who Permitted Women To Attend March “There are a few men marching as well, so they must be the ones supervising this whole thing, and thank God for that" Amazing.
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Has this been posted? License To Negotiate: A Look Back At The Covert Operations Of Secretary Of State John Kerry
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19 Tweets From The Audubon Society/Barack Obama Twitter Feud  And then it just escalates.
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You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President
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This is good and relevant but not as good as I Got What America Needs Right Here.
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2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids And for topical stories: White House Staff Reminded To Place Lids Firmly On Trash Cans After Steve Bannon Gets Into Garbage Again
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Robert Denby posted:2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids Final sentence as always 
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Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity he Signed Up For hits pretty close to home.
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This Thought-Provoking Video Shows What The World Would Be Like If No One Smoked
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Am I the joke here and I don't know it? It's okay to gloat at this dumb baby, right? Is it not okay? I'm the joke? Everyone's laughing at me? gently caress!
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skull mask mcgee posted:This Thought-Provoking Video Shows What The World Would Be Like If No One Smoked I had forgotten all about this. Also, something magical happened because the comments on the video are actually good and fun!
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Jerusalem posted:I had forgotten all about this. Also, something magical happened because the comments on the video are actually good and fun! You weren't kidding. quote:This is very disrespectful to former musicians. My father used to play the trumpet every day for 25 years. It started out small, like any other addiction, before spiraling out of control. He couldn't go 5 minutes without playing a segment of The Saints go marching in. He finally stopped when he saw what it was doing to me. I had developed an interest in jazz music after listening to him trumpet day in and day out. He slapped the kenny G album out of my hand and told me he would finally quit. He eventually bought a recorder to alleviate his musical urges, but now he doesn't even play a single snippet of hot cross buns. Trumpeting is dangerous, and the world needs to know.
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Now is a good time bring this up if it hasn't before ‘I Promise To Work Tirelessly To Achieve My Campaign’s Goals,’ Threatens Trump In Terrifying Address
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Cleretic posted:Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity he Signed Up For hits pretty close to home. 
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Not an Onion article, but: I voted to release millions of hornets, and I already regret it
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This Detox Diet Cured My Cancer, and Other Reasons The Government Should Vet Scientists Why I Believe Matt Has A Huge Dick Just Because He Says So Popelmon has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Jan 31, 2017 |
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FBI Shuts Down Prominent New ISIS Recruitment Website Trump Supporter Has Few Backup Scapegoats Ready To Go In Case Crackdown On Immigrants Doesn’t Fix Everything
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Hitting The Ground Running: Steve Bannon Spent His First Meeting On The National Security Council Describing The Way He Would Kill Each Person In The Room http://www.clickhole.com/article/hitting-ground-running-steve-bannon-spent-his-firs-5411
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Eye-Opening: This Pit Bull May Look Scary At First, But Then You Realize It’s Adorable http://www.clickhole.com/video/eye-opening-pit-bull-may-look-scary-first-then-you-2067 News Anchor Has Total Meltdown On Live TV http://www.clickhole.com/video/news-anchor-has-total-meltdown-live-tv-4076 So Sweet! Watch This Sleepy Bear Cub Come Out Of His Burrow After A Long Hibernation http://www.clickhole.com/video/so-sweet-watch-sleepy-bear-cub-come-out-his-burrow-3178 This One-Man A Cappella Cover Of ‘Bad Blood’ Is Incredible http://www.clickhole.com/video/one-man-cappella-cover-bad-blood-incredible-3022 Wow: Cosplayer Builds Incredible Iron Man Costume http://www.clickhole.com/video/wow-cosplayer-builds-incredible-iron-man-costume-2687
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