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Thank God Quinlan only checked imgur when he was stopped at a red light. So responsible!
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goose willis posted:Thanks Quinlan, we gotta h weg another dude The dullest of Old Norse sagas, Chadssaga.
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sweeperbravo posted:haha yeah show that stupid dumbass fucker haha what a pissdrip, haha #woke Can't expect anything better of poor uneducated cashiers to be honest. Oh how I pity the working class, when will they realise there is more to life than reality TV shows and pop culture magazines?
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:Can't expect anything better of poor uneducated cashiers to be honest. Oh how I pity the working class, when will they realise there is more to life than reality TV shows and pop culture magazines? woke af
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It's me and your brother is going to jail for STDH crime.
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Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
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Albert Marilyn Bieber?
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"And that's the story of how a rapist was set free."
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I've read the Chick tract, your brother is getting the death sentence and going straight to hell.
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"Bailiff I declare this man innocent of all charges because he changed my tire" "And that Judge? Now we're married!"
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Zipperelli. posted:Made by someone who obviously has never been in an L&D unit in a hospital. Just pretend to slip while carrying them both, fling them up in the air and swap hands as you catch them again. Simple. "Whoa, that was close! Anyway, here are your babies."
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Then the judge recused himself for conflict of interest and my brother ate all three rape charges!!
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Dejawesp posted:I just had a relative relay a story of a nurse who had stomach pains and then had a baby on the floor of her apartment without even knowing she was pregnant in the first place. You see she had been taking diet pills and so lost weight instead of gaining weight (maybe she was very overweight to begin with) The Dr told my mother she had uterine cancer. She was 40, only had 1 other kid 14 years earlier, so that was plausible. She insisted on a pregnancy test. Turned out she was pregnant with me. I guess the cancer diagnosis was correct.
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Khazar-khum posted:The Dr told my mother she had uterine cancer. She was 40, only had 1 other kid 14 years earlier, so that was plausible. She insisted on a pregnancy test. Turned out she was pregnant with me. I guess the cancer diagnosis was correct. Holy poo poo that is cool.
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uggggggggh white people who think that having a black friend is inherently funny/noteworthy are so tiresome. Source: I've been that black friend too many times in the past
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Zelder posted:uggggggggh white people who think that having a black friend is inherently funny/noteworthy are so tiresome. Will you be my black friend so I can post racist stuff on the internet and then reference you to protect myself from call outs?
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poo poo that did happen: helped a lady push her stalled car off the road and she wrote me a voucher for a free meal at the cafe she managed. Stopped in and they wouldn't honor it. 
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RNG posted:poo poo that did happen: helped a lady push her stalled car off the road and she wrote me a voucher for a free meal at the cafe she managed. Stopped in and they wouldn't honor it. Guerilla marketing!
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I pulled a thorn out of a lion's paw and all he gave me was an expired coupon to Wendy's.
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RNG posted:poo poo that did happen: helped a lady push her stalled car off the road and she wrote me a voucher for a free meal at the cafe she managed. Stopped in and they wouldn't honor it. how did you trust anyone after that
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Tunicate posted:I pulled a thorn out of a lion's paw and all he gave me was an expired coupon to Wendy's. I helped a goon carry a printer over two miles and all he gave me was half an stale bag of Cheetos. Oh, and a flat bottle of Mountain Dew that I didn't drink because it smelled funny,
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1. Most of what kids say is weird and they don't care. 2. Kids don't care about skin color until parents tell them to. From my experience.
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Why would #wokebaby think it's weird to be excited for MLK Day in the first place? I mean even if he isn't fully psyched to drop words of wisdom #fromthemouthofbabes it's a free holiday so no school (I think, I don't live in the US). Also I have seen that interchange attributed to many mums and babies who aren't Cindy Tow and [redacted] so yeah e: nice 9gag watermark CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 08:13 on Feb 3, 2017 |
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RNG posted:poo poo that did happen: helped a lady push her stalled car off the road and she wrote me a voucher for a free meal at the cafe she managed. Stopped in and they wouldn't honor it. I once helped a local butcher restart their delivery van in Winter and I was promised and did indeed receive a plateful of goodies, despite working at the Red Cross at the time.
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jodai posted:1. Most of what kids say is weird and they don't care. My elderly Aunt told me there were 'colored people moving in'. I was all excited, because I wanted to meet people with big pink, blue and green spots all over them. I was sooo disappointed when they turned out to just be regular brown people instead of candy-colored.
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Khazar-khum posted:My elderly Aunt told me there were 'colored people moving in'. I was all excited, because I wanted to meet people with big pink, blue and green spots all over them. I was sooo disappointed when they turned out to just be regular brown people instead of candy-colored. Brown is the colour of chocolate, you ungrateful little git.
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Awful poo poo that did happen: as a small child/toddler I was really uncomfortable around any brown or black people, despite my mother working with mostly Iranians, to the point of being disgustingly rude. This was because I spent days with my horribly racist, mentally ill grandma who was telling me stuff like "you can't buy penny sweets from the corner shop, the black man's hands have touched them" "their skin is that colour because they're dirty" "you can't drink soda from cans, a black man's hands might have touched it". 
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My grandma didn't even know black people existed before the GIs came rolling into her Bavarian village in 1945. Initially she thought they were just covered in soot 
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My Polish neighbor when I lived in France had lived through Nazi occupation and then American liberation in a small village in Poland. She screamed the first time she saw a black man, but she said he laughed and gave her chocolate, so her opinion changed from terror to chocolate dispensing person. When she told me this, we laughed together over coffee and chocolate and then she something like "who knew I'd be surrounded by them eventually!" And I honestly still don't know if she was being racist or just making an observation.
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My grandma told me the year before she died that she low key hosed german soldiers during the occupation of norway in exchange for cigarettes and candy, at 16. Grandma...
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Biplane posted:My grandma told me the year before she died that she low key hosed german soldiers during the occupation of norway in exchange for cigarettes and candy, at 16. Grandma... Cool grandma
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Biplane posted:My grandma told me the year before she died that she low key hosed german soldiers during the occupation of norway in exchange for cigarettes and candy, at 16. Grandma... ...and that's how you wound up accidentally marrying your cousin.
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