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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/braddjaffy/status/829846605864005632

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

redneck nazgul posted:

I too am worried about the damage that <insert caliber of firearm Trump's tiny hands can hold> will do to a grown adult.

Someone gift trump a sig 226 and get a picture of him holding it.

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

redneck nazgul posted:

I do want to see whatever DoJ attorney they have up there trying to argue the case, though.

It's like the one moment that I wish Scalia was still alive just because of how that oral argument would proceed.

It's almost always the Solicitor General I think, right?

Which doesn't exist right now I don't think

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

No Safe Word posted:

It's almost always the Solicitor General I think, right?

Which doesn't exist right now I don't think

Even better: Trump's pick withdrew himself from consideration because of how the Sessions confirmation went.

Rumors are saying that Kellyanne Conway's husband might get the nod.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

redneck nazgul posted:



Rumors are saying that Kellyanne Conway's husband might get the nod.

Oh my god I don't know if this is Michael Bay or Shakespeare.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Deathy McDeath posted:

YES! Get ready to lose a supreme court challenge within your first year, Donnie :getin:

Remember. We're in the darkest timeline. Don't assume it's won until it's won.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

Maybe I'm tripping but that tweet just like got even bigger font, but I don't know twitter very well

It did, you're not dreaming.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

TBeats posted:

Oh my god I don't know if this is Michael Bay or Shakespeare.

Michael Bay doing Shakespeare.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Now we can only pray that no terrorist attack from anyone with a darker shade of skin than peach, who isn't openly displaying a cross, who isn't saying in perfect English "Jesus has returned yay god!" happens in the next few months.


Edit: Jeeze, that'd be like a goddamn Reichstag fire.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/dallasnews/status/829828792868823041

I'm 100% absolutely without a doubt the opposite of surprised.

E: for those who have paywall problems:

quote:

Ex-Baylor president Ken Starr reportedly a front-runner for Trump administration position

2 hrs ago

(Rod Aydelotte/Waco Tribune Herald)
Ken Starr, the former Baylor University president who was ousted last year amid the school's sexual assault scandal and is best known for investigating the sexual activities of President Bill Clinton, is reportedly being considered to lead the Office of International Religious Freedom in the Trump administration.

Foreign Policy reported Thursday that Starr is on the short list for ambassador-at-large for international religious freedom, a job in the State Department that promotes freedom of religion and monitors religious persecution around the world.

"It's my understanding that it's his job if he wants it," an individual familiar with the process told the magazine.

It was unclear what interest Starr had in emerging from his forced retirement, which he has been using to write a book about his time at Baylor. Starr has called religious liberty, an issue he tried to tackle while at Baylor, one of his "abiding passions."

Starr did not immediately respond to an email request for comment from The Dallas Morning News on Thursday.

Other candidates could include Johnnie Moore Jr., the former faith adviser to Ben Carson, and Nina Shea, a human rights lawyer at the Hudson Institute, a conservative think tank, according to Foreign Policy.

Starr served as Baylor's university president from 2010 to 2016, when he was demoted by school regents for mishandling a sexual assault crisis on campus. He later parted ways with the school altogether.

Baylor hired a law firm to investigate its handling of sexual assault in 2015, after two football players were convicted of sexual assault. The law firm, Pepper Hamilton, found widespread problems with how the university responded to sexual violence on campus, including a failure to properly investigate complaints and actions that "could be perceived as victim-blaming."

In addition to Starr, former Baylor football coach Art Briles lost his job and former athletic director Ian McCaw, who now works at Liberty University in Virginia, resigned.

Baylor has said it is reviewing 125 reports of sexual assault or harassment from 2011 to 2015.

School regents estimated last year that 19 football players had been accused of sexual or physical assault since 2011, but a new lawsuit recently alleged that the tally was actually far higher. The suit, based on investigation by lawyers, claimed that 31 football players committed at least 52 "acts of rape" between 2011 and 2014.

Those numbers could not be independently verified, but school officials have said that the Pepper Hamilton investigation was not comprehensive.

Starr, a former judge, appellate lawyer and solicitor general, is a fifth-generation Texan and conservative Christian. He earned a reputation as an aggressive and polarizing figure after his prosecution of Clinton led to the president's impeachment in 1998.

In October, after a "mutually agreed separation" from Baylor, Starr told the student newspaper, The Baylor Lariat, that he was using his free time to focus on his "abiding passions" of education and religious freedom.

"I'm working very hard around the globe on issues of religious liberty for all persons," he said.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



redneck nazgul posted:

Hell, I'd be willing to say that Thomas joins the majority out of respect for checks and balances.

Roberts might also join the majority because he has a thing for the legacy of the Court, and being the guy in charge of the Supreme Court that let the executive branch completely nullify the judiciary is probably not on his bucket list.

I want to see Donnie totally alienate Roberts with his asinine behavior and I think that's on an upcoming docket, if you catch my drift.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



TBeats posted:

https://twitter.com/dallasnews/status/829828792868823041

I'm 100% absolutely without a doubt the opposite of surprised.

E: for those who have paywall problems:

Office of International Religious Freedom... :what:

Seriously what the gently caress business does the US government have sticking its nose into religious business

We are gearing up for the holy war and end times now for sure

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

orange juche posted:

Office of International Religious Freedom... :what:

Seriously what the gently caress business does the US government have sticking its nose into religious business

We are gearing up for the holy war and end times now for sure

Freedom of religion is a basic human right and a fundamental principle of democracy as America defines it. We have as much business as we do in promoting voting rights, gay rights, or women's rights.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Stultus Maximus posted:

Freedom of religion is a basic human right and a fundamental principle of democracy as America defines it. We have as much business as we do in promoting voting rights, gay rights, or women's rights.

Yeah but they nearly always use religious rights as a way to encroach upon the rights of others.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





god i love seeing trump mad

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

redneck nazgul posted:

I too am worried about the damage that <insert caliber of firearm Trump's tiny hands can hold> will do to a grown adult.

I don't think a 2mm Kolibri can do that much damage.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

"Meanwhile in Idaho posted:

Stoker said in court that he could have sentenced Cody D Herrera to life in prison for raping the 14-year-old girl in 2015. Instead, he sent the 20-year-old to a treatment program run by the Idaho prison system. If Herrera completes the program within a year, he will be placed on probation.

But if he violates the conditions of his probation, Stoker said, he will be sentenced to as much as 15 years in prison.

In handing down his striking judgement last month, Stoker imposed the additional condition of celibacy outside of marriage, and also railed against what he suggested was today’s hook-up culture. He questioned Herrera’s level of remorse and noted the young man’s proclivities – a taste for pornography, an astounding number of partners, and fantasies of sex with a 13-year-old girl.

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Feb 10, 2017

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Stultus Maximus posted:

Freedom of religion is a basic human right and a fundamental principle of democracy as America defines it. We have as much business as we do in promoting voting rights, gay rights, or women's rights.

It is, however in the light of the Christian Conservative movement, that office will be used to lash out against Muslims, other religions, and Atheists with not a shred of irony or self-awareness.

E: remember, we are in the darkest timeline, there is no such thing as "too hosed up to be true" anymore.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Feb 10, 2017

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I'm getting a grim feeling that even if trump's America doesn't decline into fascism that there will be a lot of violence anyways.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hot Karl Marx posted:

I'm getting a grim feeling that even if trump's America doesn't decline into fascism that there will be a lot of violence anyways.

and if so, without firing a single shot putin has effectively neutralised america

dude must be drunk as gently caress on the finest vodka constantly over his unqualified triumph

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



this could be a line delivered by a president in an 80's action movie

Basically my favorite Trumpy tweet so far.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A Handed Missus posted:

this could be a line delivered by a president in an 80's action movie

Basically my favorite Trumpy tweet so far.

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/829839695110668292

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

It is technically possible that he was referring to the states of Washington and Minnesota.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Starr, for a guy who was very passionate about the president getting a BJ, doesn't think rape is so bad.

Perfect for working with Trump.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LingcodKilla posted:

Starr, for a guy who was very passionate about the president getting a BJ, doesn't think rape is so bad.

Perfect for working with Trump.

See, one of these things was in the bible, noone got their dick sucked in the Good Book.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





orange juche posted:

See, one of these things was in the bible, noone got their dick sucked in the Good Book.

pretty lovely book imo



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Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Feb 10, 2017

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

orange juche posted:

See, one of these things was in the bible, noone got their dick sucked in the Good Book.

Doesn't seem like a very good book.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

mlmp08 posted:

It is technically possible that he was referring to the states of Washington and Minnesota.

He'd still be dumb as hell. In the District Court, Donnie was against the States. In the Circuit Court of Appeals, he was against the District Court, claiming the District Court erred. Now, in his next probable move, he'll be yelling at the Supreme Court that the Circuit Court erred.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/829840966324518912

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I made this for shits and giggles

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I made this for shits and giggles



Someone needs to pony up :30bux:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

orange juche posted:

See, one of these things was in the bible, noone got their dick sucked in the Good Book.

quote:

"Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste."

quote:

Awake, O north wind, and come, wind of the south; make my garden breathe out fragrance. Let its spices be wafted abroad. May my beloved come into his garden and eat its choice fruits!"

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Holy moly Public Policy Polling has some zinger questions out tonight.

https://twitter.com/alf10087/status/829879242276089857

https://twitter.com/SarahLerner/status/829879390477561856

46/46% in impeachment, that climbed really loving fast.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

I knew there was a psalm with oral sex references but couldn't remember which ones.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the flynn/russia phone call that he totally didnt talk about the sanctions on?



they talked about sanctions

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://mobile.twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/829846842150096896

:vince:

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

The real question is will Donnie wise up and stop trying to use a sledgehammer.

That's what scares me about pence. He seems like frog-boiler.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






noice

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