NASCAR 2017 OFFSEASON: When is it murder?

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The fix. It's not in.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:02

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:18

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

The Clash should go back to two 10 lap segments with an inversion at halfway. With the racing we're seeing right now it'd be insane.

Flip the format. Why the gently caress are we ending on a 50 lap run instead of a 25 lap run.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:45

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

CBJSprague24 posted:

The Clash should go back to two 10 lap segments with an inversion at halfway. With the racing we're seeing right now it'd be insane.

I never liked the inversion. I actually preferred using average finishing position for the final segment as a gimmick. Again, Kurt Busch.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:47

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

A Good Race

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:54

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

That got real fun at the end. If Bowman had pushed Kyle instead of trying to get around him they both would've had a shot at the win.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:55

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

I was fearing JGR train was gonna stink up the finish, thanks Brad and Kyle for changing that.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:55

mischief: Jun 3, 2003

VikingSkull posted:

A Good Race

Agreed. That was legit. Cautiously optimistic for the 500.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:56

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Brad owns

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:56

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Dan Ica with a top 5, too. That dude is a wheelman.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 18:57

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Larson was parked because the 5 minute rule includes an automatic disqualification if there are too many men over the wall.

:fuckoff:

# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:01

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

Larson was parked because the 5 minute rule includes an automatic disqualification if there are too many men over the wall.

I'm guessing they tweak that rule 2 or 3 times by year's end

# ? Feb 19, 2017 19:03

Roller Coast Guard: Aug 27, 2006; With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!

kidcoelacanth posted:

I'm guessing they ~~tweak~~ ignore that rule 2 or 3 times by year's end

# ? Feb 19, 2017 21:06

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

You say potato,

# ? Feb 19, 2017 21:14

mearn: Aug 2, 2011; Kevin Harvick's #1 Fan!

Qualifying starting, congrats in advance to either Junior or Suarez.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 21:30

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Who is the moron in NASCAR acting as media partner liaison who said "No, we'd like to put Daytona 500 qualifying on the network and a race the same weekend is fine on cable"?

# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:44

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

CBJSprague24 posted:

Who is the moron in NASCAR acting as media partner liaison who said "No, we'd like to put Daytona 500 qualifying on the network and a race the same weekend is fine on cable"?

It is amazing the lengths you will go to to find something to complain about

Anyway lol at the timing and scoring cutting out on junior's lap

# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:49

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

kidcoelacanth posted:

It is amazing the lengths you will go to to find something to complain about

Anyway lol at the timing and scoring cutting out on junior's lap

I wondered where Rick Hendrick was going with that axe.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 22:50

L_Harrison: May 22, 2007

Conspiracy denied by a oval office hair.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:01

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

It is amazing the lengths you will go to to find something to complain about

Anyway lol at the timing and scoring cutting out on junior's lap

I don't know, I'd prefer to watch actual racing action over qualifying on every TV in my house as opposed to the one with the cable box hooked up to it, but that's just the opinion of one race fan. :shrug:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Feb 19, 2017

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:04

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

FS1 is on my basic cable package :smug:

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:09

BMB5150: Oct 24, 2010; 2018 Indianapolis 500 Winner

CBJSprague24 posted:

I don't know, I'd prefer to watch actual racing action over qualifying on every TV in my house as opposed to the one with the cable box hooked up to it, but that's just the opinion of one race fan.

I doubt Fox wants to fight every Fox affiliate to throw out paid advertising over NASCAR. That and FS1 is pretty much on the bottom rung to channels to get so why bother when you can drop it on FS1 and barely lose any eyes.

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:30

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Is there a racing discord server yet

# ? Feb 19, 2017 23:34

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

No we irc on here. Also congrats to chase for breaking script

# ? Feb 20, 2017 01:46

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mixed reviews for the Monster Girls:

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/02/mon...ccd8817d7c99051

# ? Feb 20, 2017 03:47

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

https://twitter.com/DGodfatherMoody/status/833391172622176259/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:06

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

CBJSprague24 posted:

Mixed reviews for the Monster Girls:

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/02/mon...ccd8817d7c99051

Just wait until someone marries Whisper and Kimberly

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:12

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

No one is outraged by the Monster girls except for people who get outraged at everything.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:14

FuzzySkinner: May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/VolusiaSheriff/status/833520162439573504

# ? Feb 20, 2017 04:54

Elitist Bitch: Sep 13, 2007

VikingSkull posted:

No one is outraged by the Monster girls except for people who get outraged at everything.

Look, I'm one of those ladies who has a pink hat with cat ears if you catch my drift and IDGAF about Monster girls. We have way bigger fish to fry. If they want to be paid very little money to wear garish clothes, that's their business.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 05:33

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Hmm I find those outfits neither attractive nor offensive. Monster gets an F. I also have never considered buying a drink that tastes that bad.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 15:16

Elitist Bitch: Sep 13, 2007

Elephanthead posted:

Hmm I find those outfits neither attractive nor offensive. Monster gets an F. I also have never considered buying a drink that tastes that bad.

You don't like drinks that look like antifreeze but antifreeze tastes better?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 15:57

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Elitist Bitch posted:

You don't like drinks that look like antifreeze but antifreeze tastes better?

Leave Mountain Dew out of this

# ? Feb 20, 2017 16:10

Harveygod: Jan 4, 2014; YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Elitist Bitch posted:

You don't like drinks that look like antifreeze but antifreeze tastes better?

Hi, my name is Harveygod and I'm a propylene glycoholic.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 16:13

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The July Pocono Cup race will have both qualifying and the race on Sunday.
Not a true one-day show, but I'm curious to see how it plays out. It's not a bad idea if done right.

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:05

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

11 Simple Rhymes To Help You Remember How Dale Earnhardt Died: http://www.clickhole.com/article/11-simple-rhymes-help-you-remember-how-dale-earnha-5632

quote:

At 5:16 they made the call
Cause of death: drove into wall

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:26

Boomer The Cannon: Oct 27, 2011; Gotta see it live!

NASCAR 2017: No one shall ever fill the gap,
That Dale left on that last lap

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:31

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

OK fess up who wrote that?

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:50

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Good to see NASFACTS landed a paying gig

# ? Feb 20, 2017 20:52

SwampYankee: Mar 7, 2007; By the grace of God and 600 horsepower

There's been a mighty big hole to fill,
since Dale's final "hook and go up the hill"

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:09

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 11:18

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

The Intimidator
Collided with Ken Schrader
He died two seconds later

# ? Feb 20, 2017 22:22

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